Hanokie: okay, um, wow. That's all I can say. I think it's been maybe a year since the last chapter... after reading all 15 of the chapters, I gotta say me and faux have changed a bit.
Faux: Oh boy, yes indeed. There are several reasons why we haven't updated in like a million months... one is that we kinda got distracted and such. -bows head in shame-
Hanokie: Yes. But then one day I decided to read the reviews (50 reviews now! Faux couldn't believe it when I told her!) And it made me want to finish the next chapter we had started on...but then I remembered it was on my computer when it crashed, and so I had lost it! I was so sad...-tear-
--NEWS FLASH NEXT DAY--
Hanokie: I HAVE FOUNDETH THE FILE! HUZZAH! -stands in triumph-
Faux: -sleeping- ...Uhhh... -mumbly-
Hanokie: -stares at Faux- ... that means we can work on it again...
Faux: -sleep mumbles-
Hanokie: -jumps up and down on Faux sleeping- Come ooonnnnnn!
--NEWS FLASH END--
Hanokie: Yey! Well we have a lot we wanna talk about, so if you peoples want to skip over our babbling and to the chapter that most of you have been waiting for so long that you've probably abandoned the story all together along with any hope at all that it might get back on track- OH GOD IM MAKING MYSELF DEPRESSED AGAIN! -sobs in a corner-
Faux: -looks at hanokie in a dark corner- Yes...this is what has happened to us over the time period in between that last chapter and now. -shakes head- At these times it's best to just let her be...-glances at Hanokie's back again- ...-can't resist and throws a box of Reverse Pocky at Hanokie's head-
Hanokie: -is struck- Owie! -eats a yummy pocky and hordes the rest-
Faux: -stares at Hanokie expectanly, waiting for some pocky for herself-
Hanokie: -hisses like a cat and shields the pocky from view- Nevaaaa...
Faux: -takes flashlight and turns it on toward Hanokie's dark corner-
Hanokie: AAAAAAH! THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT! -fumbles for her own flashlight and shines it on Faux in a counter attack-
Faux: NOOOOOO! -waves flashlight around trying to block the light from her eyes-
Hanokie and Faux: -both flailing arms and flashlights around, trying to get away from the light- -looks very much like a light show-
Faux: Alright alright. -turns on the light in the room and turns off her weapon- Yes, this is going to be a slightly long introductory, but we promise the chapter will be long to make up for it.
Hanokie: yes. Now, as me and faux were reminiscing about the earlier chapters, this is what happened...
TheCrimmson: lol...sticker lady...
Pink Killer XxX returned at 9:29:06 PM.
Pink Killer XxX: I AM NOT STICKER LADY!
TheCrimmson: HAHAHAAH YES YOU ARE JASMINE!
Pink Killer XxX: NO I'M NOT!
TheCrimmson: that was funny
Pink Killer XxX: ...why is it that most of the events that we put on there were based on things we saw or did in realy life?
Pink Killer XxX: real
TheCrimmson: ...because that's all we had to go off of...mr. wiggly pants didn't happen in real life...
TheCrimmson: ...or DID he?
TheCrimmson: hmmmmm...
Pink Killer XxX: ...i think he did
TheCrimmson: haha
Pink Killer XxX: in our minds...he's there
Pink Killer XxX: oh yes
TheCrimmson: yes...
TheCrimmson: and in our hearts...forever...
TheCrimmson:::watery eyes:
Pink Killer XxX: WE LOVE YOU MR.WIGGLY PANTS!
TheCrimmson:::SOBS:
Pink Killer XxX:::Holds arielle and sobs with her:
TheCrimmson: oooooh the inhumanity!
Pink Killer XxX: why did you have to leave us!
TheCrimmson:::cries: WHY? WHY? I LOVED YOU!
TheCrimmson: you were the only one who understood me!
Pink Killer XxX:::pats arielles back: he loved you too
TheCrimmson::mr. wiggly pants pops out: mr. wiggly: i love you aaaall:::says in that happy little voice with sparkles all around:
TheCrimmson:::gasps: MR WIGGLYPANTS!
Pink Killer XxX:::teary eyes: IT'S A MERI-MERY- OH MY GOD HE'S BACK!
TheCrimmson: OOOOOH THE JOYOUS WONDERS OF MR WIGGLYPANTS::mr wiggly pants spreads his tentecals and makes a sparklie rainbow: we must dance!
Pink Killer XxX:::dances:
TheCrimmson:::joins dance with mr. wiggly:
Pink Killer XxX: hehehe
TheCrimmson: lol
Faux: Haha ah yes. Just to let you know I am Pink Killer XxX and Hanokie is TheCrimmson.
Hanokie: ...CRAP! OUR SECRET IDENTITIES HAVE BEEN REVEAAAALED!
Faux: -gasp- OH NO! Hey I think our names are in there too...
Hanokie: Yes, I was too lazy to take out the names and change our aim names to Faux and Hanokie. I guess now you people can bug us, if you have aim, when we fail to update again for a very long time.
Faux: -sigh-
Hanokie: Well, anyway, we wanna reply to some of the reviews...but you people probably aren't reading anymore...oh well... -/\Hanokie isn't very confident/\-
Faux: Now now it's okay. Abbi-Normal you are awesome. I think you are the person who has reviewed this story the most in the shortest amount of time...It makes us feel loved.
Hanokie: . Yes, and crumpets are just evil. There shall be no more questioning of my questionable reasoning... question...! And Kagome259, I know you reviewed in like March, and now it's august...so you probably already went ahead with your request, but in case you didn't, we don't mind if you use some of our ideas. We're flattered that you would ask.
Faux: And yes I think some time in the story Kagome will discover a bow and arrows somewhere in the hotel and tries it out. It still a little iffy though.
Hanokie:...Hahahaha I just noticed Abbi-normal reviewed like 7 times in a row...im liking you more and more. Hahaha
Faux: Hehehe...OMG! YOU SAID MR. WIGGLYPANTS IS SO KEWL!
Mr. Wigglypants: YEY!
Hanokie: Hurray!
Faux: Okay, that was a special moment.
Hanokie: Yes indeedy, so here is the next chapter now. -blows party horns that roll out and hits Faux in the face with it-...
Faux: -sour face-...
Hanokie: ...oh my...
Chapter 16- Finally It Get's Good
Kagome woke with a start, cold sweat dripping from her face. "Whoa, weird dream…" She put her hand on her forehead and tried to remember her bizarre dream. The dream came to her in a flash of color,
Dream
Kagome was running down an empty hallway that never seemed to end, and just when she could have swore she was almost to another door, the hallway just got longer and longer. When her legs finally ache and her lungs felt like they were going to burst from her chest, she sat down in frustration and buried her head in her hands. She must have dozed away because when her head popped up, a thick fog had fallen in the hallway. A soft mew brought her to full consciousness, "Bouyo? Is that you kitty?" She could just make out an abnormally big figure that she thought to be Bouyo, her slightly obese cat.
The mew she heard suddenly turned into a deep growl, and bounded towards her. What she saw was indeed Bouyo, but with fangs and messy fur like he had lived in an alley for years, not to mention he was a little bigger than a full grown polar bear! Kagome screamed, but no sound seemed to come out of her mouth, though she swore she could feel her vocal cords working. A fear ran through that made her feet want to move so badly that she swore they would take off without her. When she finally gained control of that fear, it was too late; Bouyo was a hair away from her and his front paw up in the air, getting ready to strike at any moment. She leapt to the side and tried to dodge Bouyo's attack, but his paw struck her arm, a cry of excruciating pain escaped Kagome's lips. She grasped her arm as bright red blood oozed out of the wound.
Bouyo caught her leg and dragged her down the hall roughly. Kagome cried out for some one to save her and for Bouyo to stop, then she saw a door. It opened, and there stood Sango and Miroku, staring out with blank, dull eyes. They didn't even seem to notice Kagome crying out to them, and when they finally did set eyes on her, their expression didn't change. Kagome began to sob and she raked the floor with her nails to try to get away. The door way with Sango and Miroku passed and another came up, it too opened. Kagome's eyes widened and new sobs shook her body violently at what she saw. Inu-yasha was walking to the open door, with an expressionless face and the same eyes as Miroku and Sango. Kagome screamed out to him as Bouyo continued to drag her away. Inu-yasha looked at her with suddenly brightening eyes that dulled as soon as he saw something else. He looked away and as he stepped out of the door, he began to fade away. "INU-YASHA!" Kagome cried and reached out to his form that was blurred by tears. Kagome looked up at Bouyo and saw Kyoji, Kouga, Naraku, Sesshomaru, and Kikyou sitting on his back, laughing harshly at Kagome's efforts.
Kagome continued to cry out to her friends that were not going to save her. Bouyo came to a wide, dark opening and swung Kagome in. Kagome screamed as she started falling into a cold emptiness. She was falling, falling, falling, and never hitting anything. Kagome reached out around her with a sob and tried to fide something to grab. She thought her hand brushed a furry dog ear, but when she struggled to find it again, all she felt was the cold air and a sick fear in her stomach as she continued to fall into darkness, all of a sudden she hit the bottom with a scream.
End Dream
Kagome realized her eyes were watering at the remembering of the dream. She wiped her eyes on the back of her hands and looked over at the clock. "9:46 AM…" Kagome said to herself, for no one else was in the room. She went silent for a moment, thinking about the time. A moment later she yelped and jumped up. Grabbing some clothes and taking a very quick shower. 'Why didn't Sango wake me up? We were gonna go to the woods for Inu-yasha's practice this morning at 8:00 am…' Kagome thought as she got dressed, blow dried her hair, and then brushed it.
She burst through the back door of the hotel that lend to the back parking lot and ran toward the forest. A moment after she ran into the woods, she realized she didn't know where she was going. Kagome stopped and listened. Birds chirped, the cool breeze roused the leaves to rustle, a squirrel jumped from branch to branch, and- there. Talking. Suddenly the sound of a hand slapping a cheek sounded through the woods. Kagome giggled and headed in its direction.
As she got closer, words became more distinctive. "-do that again." Only parts of sentences reached Kagome's ears. "Didn't… say I could…not around" This was Miroku. "Will you two shut up, you're breaking my concentration!" Inu-yasha yelled, irritated by them. Kagome walked into a clearing and found Inu-yasha holding his sword in a stance unknown to her, Sango looking quite cross, and Miroku grinning with a red hand mark on his cheek. Kagome ran over to Inu-yasha and hugged him.
"What the hell? Get offa me!" Inu-yasha exclaimed, having had his share of annoyance already. He struggled out of Kagome's grasp and huffed, getting back in the attack stance he was in and faced a nearby tree. Kagome pouted. "I had a bad dream about you guys and I needed a hug from you." She mumbled offensively as she walked over and plopped down next to Sango. "Then you shoulda gotten a hug from Miroku, he would enjoy it." Inu-yasha said, glancing over at Miroku and Sango, then back to the task of practicing. Miroku's grin widened and he earned a hit from Sango.
Inu-yasha took a deep breath and closed his eyes. Everyone fell silent, watching Inu-yasha with intent eyes. Inu-yasha had his sword held out in front of him with both hands. Suddenly he sprang forward quickly and cut, all in one motion that Kagome didn't register it until a few moments afterward. The tree in front of Inu-yasha creaked and slowly swayed to one side, then fell with a deafening crash. Inu-yasha was about to move to another tree when his ears pricked at the silence. He turned around to look at his audience, then smirked and raised an eyebrow. Miroku, Sango, and Kagome were all gaping at Inu-yasha and the tree on the ground.
"Wow." Sango was the first to speak, but with astonishment in her voice. Miroku only nodded with wide eyes. A small smile started to cross Kagome's face as she looked at Inu-yasha. "Where did you learn that?" She finally asked as she stood up and walked slowly over to the tree. "My father." Inu-yasha said shortly. "Hey Miroku wanna try that?" Inu-yasha asked as he noticed Miroku still gaping. He tossed the sword to Miroku. Miroku panicked at the sight of a sharp pointy sword coming at him and scrambled backward. The sword fell to the ground with a thunk, its blade wedged into the earth.
Miroku stared at it for a while, then got up and took hold of the handle. He drew it up and looked at it, then at a tree. Miroku shrugged. "I guess I'll give it a try." He said wryly. He walked up to a tree and did exactly what Inu-yasha did. Everyone stepped back and watched. Miroku's eyes snapped open and he rushed at the tree, and then swung the sword. The sword clanged against the hard wood of the tree. The force of the strike and the rebound vibrated through the sword and up Miroku's arm. "Argh. Okay, so I can't do it." He said as he saw Inu-yasha's smirk. Kagome giggled, "Guess not!" Miroku's hand shook from the vibration as he handed the large sword back to Inu-yasha.
Inu-yasha took the sword, his ego larger than usual since he now knew he was stronger than everyone. (A/N WELL DUH!) He picked another tree, this one larger and taller than the last and closed his eyes, concentrating. He repeated the attack on several more trees, which now all lay defeated on the ground. "And how exactly did you father know how to do this?" Miroku asked as yet another tree was sliced clean off near the bottom of it's trunk.
Inuyasha paused in getting ready for another go. "He was really into old stuff like sword fighting." He answered guardedly. Kagome figured Inuyasha didn't enjoy talking about his family, for one reason or another, but went on with another question. "Your father was a full demon right?" Kagome asked it cautiously, not sure if that was correct. Inuyasha sighed in frustration. "Yes. Now If you guys don't shut up I'll practice all this on you." He declared through slightly clenched teeth, ending all questions at that moment.
Inuyasha tried out the rest of his attacks for the next hour. One attack was from the air, another he ran in a circle, flanking the targeted tree and then attacking, and, one of Inuyasha's favorites, an assault where he put all of his power into swinging the sword from a distance and creating a sweeping energy slash that traveled along the ground, leaving a rather big gash in the earth, and splitting the tree in two.
By the time Inuyasha said he was finished by excuse of being hungry, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango felt like their eyes would be stuck in the widened, awe struck position that seemed to have become natural while watching the half demon attack the defenseless trees. Miroku hadn't even attempted to caress Sango's backside during the session. He had been too busing watching. But now, as Inuyasha slid his sword into it's sheath, Miroku's lecherous thoughts came back in a flood and, according to him, his hand seemed to go straight to Sango of it's own accord. Like a magnet.
The sharp crack of skin hitting skin sounded through the woods, disturbing one or two nearby birds into flight. "Magnet my ass." She said angrily. Inuyasha snickered at how the phrase fit the situation, but quieted when Kagome gave him a look. As the four of them headed back to the hotel, Kagome couldn't hold it in anymore. "We have got to go to Nagashima Spaland now." she demanded. "I agree...i could really go for a massage right now.' Sango chimed in. Miroku smiled.
"You could always let me massage your back for you Sango! I'm really good at it!" Kagome giggled as Sango turned red with anger. "Yeah I bet you are you pervert. If you put your hands on me again you'll regret it!" she snarled, her cheeks still red. Miroku stepped back from Sango's butt and fell into step with inuyasha. "women sure are touchy eh inuyasha?" he asked, his eyes fixed on Sango's backside. Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "They're a lot more relaxed when you aren't around...touching women doesn't get them to like you, it just gets you a slap across the face. I'm surprised you haven't learned that lesson yet."
Miroku actually looked considering for a moment. "Well, there's always that chance that I'll eventually meet a beautiful woman who can't resist my charms, and who will be honored to bear my child." Miroku stated, shrugging arrogantly. Everyone's eyes went to Sango, who hadn't seemed to react, though no one had a clear view of her face.
Inuyasha's eyes fell upon Sango's hands, balled into fists with knuckles turning white. Inuyasha slowly edged away from Miroku, afraid for his own well-being."Inuyasha...what are you doing?" miroku looked at him edging away as Sango bent over, tying her shoe, but when she came up, a large rock was in her hand. "YOU PERVERT!" she turned and whipped the rock at him, hitting him squarely in between the eyes
Miroku yelled out as the rock hit him, then fell to the ground. He rubbed his forehead, wincing as he felt the welt forming. "Well. I guess I haven't found that woman yet." He said half jokingly, smiling to himself. Inuyasha shook his head at Miroku and continued walking.Kagome looked worriedly at Miroku, then at Sango. "I think you might have thrown that a little too hard Sango..." Inuyasha snorted in amusement. "He got what he deserved. He was like that before anyway." Sango scowled as Miroku ran to catch up with them.
They arrive back at the hotel, kagome smiles. "I can't wait to ride the steel dragon! It's the 2nd biggest roller coaster in the world!" Sango smiles nervously, "I don't really like roller coasters Kagome ...maybe we can just go to the water park?" inuyasha snorts "Sango, don't tell me your scared" "I'm not scared! They just make me sick all the time!" Miroku puts his arm around Sango's shoulders "I'll protect you Sango!" "Get off me yo pervert! Haven't you learned your lesson?" Sango yells as she shakes his arms off of her, miroku pouts "I was being sincere Sango!" Sango melted inside, but knew she couldn't indulge Miroku. "Well then be sincere to someone else." She said, annoyed. Miroku looked at Sango, who shook her head. So he looked over at Kagome, who also shook her head wildly, eyes wide. And so, Miroku finally rested his gaze on Inuyasha, who hadn't been paying attention at all.
Inuyasha looked up to see Miroku looking at him. "...what" Inuyasha said, clueless. "Can I be sincere with you?" Miroku asked bluntly, his face as straight as could be. Inuyasha was confused by the question. "Uh, sure, I guess?" He said, unsure what Miroku was talking about. Miroku's eyes lit up. "Good! Then I will protect you Inuyasha!" He declared triumphantly and bounded over to where Inuyasha sat, putting his arms around the stunned half demon.
Kagome and Sango snickered, trying to stay under control as Miroku put on a protecting face with Inuyasha in his arms.
Inuyasha's eye twitched.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!" Inuyasha yelled, almost screamed, at the top of his lungs. He kicked Miroku away and had his shining sword in his hand in a flash. Miroku yelled in horror and scrambled away from the threatening sword. It seemed he had found Inuyasha's limits for today. Kagome and Sango held each other on the bed, laughing their breath away till their stomachs hurt as Inuyasha hunted Miroku with his sword around the two rooms.
-inuyasha- -miroku-
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( Faux:...hanokie did you do that...
Hanokie: ...um...maybe...o . o
Faux: ...I see...
Hanokie: ...do you like it? I couldn't make Inuyasha a sword, but I think it's a pritte picture.
Faux:...okay...a bit primitive...but..okay...sorry for the interruption folks.
Hanokie: goes back to making pictures with the computer keys)
Kagome regained her senses before Sango, who was now on the floor, giggling. Kagome looked around, seeing inuyasha crawling on the ground, his nose pressed to the floor, kagome looked at him oddly. "Uh, inuyasha? i don't think it was that serious. I'm sure miroku was joking!" inuyasha looked up at her, scowling. "Yeah right! Did you see the look on his face? Miroku's insane!" he pushed his nose back to the floor and crawled around mumbling angrily about something. Kagome giggled "Inuyasha you look like an idiot! and besides, Miroku's in the closet!" Inu-yasha looked up, coking an eyebrow "How did you know that?"
"I saw him go in there. He knows I know." a groan was heard fro, the closet and miroku opened the door, an angry look on his face "thanks a lot Kagome! I told you to be quiet about it! Now I'm really going to get it!" miroku stepped all the way out, a scared look on his face. "Do your worst inuyasha..." inuyasha stood up, scratching his head and shrugged, slapping miroku in the back of the head. "Don't touch me like that again you pervert..." miroku opened his eyes, looking curiously at inuyasha. "Uh, okay!"
Sango sat up, her laughter under control "Okay, it's off to Nagashima! I can't wait to get to the water park!" Kagome nodded, "It's going to be so much fun!" kagome grabbed a small bag and threw her bathing suit into it, along with a towel and Sango's bathing suit. Sango grabbed another bad and threw it to miroku, "You and inuyasha pack your things we'll be out in the lobby waiting!" With that, Kagome grabbed Sango's arm and they ran out of the room, laughing with each other.
Miroku sighed and packed everything. "I have a feeling today is going to be a long day..." inuyasha nodded, "I have the same feeling..." miroku tossed the bag over his shoulder and they walked down to the lobby.
At Nagashima
Kagome looked at the map, pointing to the Steel Dragon. "There, that's where we go first!" Sango looked at the map and shrank a little. "Kagome I don't know..." Miroku walked up next to her "It won't be that bad Sango, its only a little ride!" Sango scoffed, "Little? Look at that thing!" Sango pointed across the park to a humongous roller coaster. Miroku's eyes got wide "ah...well, this may be f-fun." Sango scoffed again "You're riding with me miroku, if you want to be sincere, now's the time!" she clutched his arm with a death grip, making him flinch and inuyasha snicker. "O-Okay Sango but you're going to have to let blood get to my arm!" Sango blushed and let go "Sorry Miroku"
Inuyasha looked at the roller coaster "No Problem, eh kagome?" kagome smiled and nodded "Right Inuyasha! come on!" she grabbed his arm and pulled him to the line, which surprisingly wasn't very long. Kagome tapped her foot as miroku dragged Sango to the line, she was clutching tightly to his arm again. miroku sighed, suddenly not too excited to go on this roller coaster.
The line came to them and kagome happily jumped in, her heart pounding with excitement, Inuyasha sat next to her and glared at her "Would you quit fidgeting!" They all buckled their safety belts. kagome smiled "I can't help it!" "I've never been on one of these things before, can't be that bad." Inuyasha said thoughtfully. Everyone went silent. Kagome exploded "Seriously? This is your first time? You need to get out more!" Inuyasha scowled. "Actually, This Is my first time even going to an amusement park." Kagome raised her eyebrows. "You must be a hermit." Miroku said in a knowing voice. Inuyasha was about to retort nastily to that, but the cars were full and the ride jerked a little and started up. Kagome squealed happily and Sango closed her eyes. Miroku moaned and Inuyasha sat calmly, not having the slightest clue what was in store for him.
They were miraculously seated in the very front car, and as they pulled out of the station and around a bend, they had a clear view of what was to come. Kagome's heart fluttered and she looked over at Inuyasha. He was still sitting calmly, as if waiting in line for cake. They then began the assent of the incredibly tall lift hill. It was slow getting to the top, letting you see all your surroundings and letting you contemplate just how far up you were getting. Finally, as they reached the top, the ride paused. Kagome's heart was beating as if she had just run a race as she looked down at the 68-degree, 310' plunge back down. She glanced over at Inuyasha again. This time though, his eyes were perfect golden circles as he finally realized just what a roller coaster was going to be.
Slowly, as they started to move forward, a cry rose in Inuyasha's throat. It erupted into an excited yell as they flew down their descent and he felt his insides rise and fall. Kagome screamed beside him and he heard two other screams behind him from Sango and Miroku. The sound of the wind rushing past, the rumbling of the wheels on the metal tracks, and the other screams of joy and terrified thrills filled his ears even though they were partly flattened. His heart raced as they came plummeting to the ground. His hands gripped the safety bar in front of him until his knuckles turned white. He felt like his eyes were drying out as the wind rushed at his face, making his hair fly back. Beside him Kagome raised her arms in the air to heighten the feeling of helplessness as the ground rushed up to meet them.
Then, they were rising to another, smaller hill. 25 stories. They rushed down that. They then rose again onto a sweeping curve. Up, down, jerking this way and that. Swerving around a u-turn, they then raced over a line of 8 hops, making everyone's stomachs feel like mush. He whooped and hollered and laughed until they finally finished, and rushed straight into total darkness. Their voices rose and fell as they were maneuvered over unseen drops and rises in a tunnel that didn't let on when curves and dips would occur. A flash of sunlight, and they were submerged in darkness again. All of a sudden they slowed down and stopped, back at the station again.
Kagome stepped off the roller coaster, giggling. 'Oh my god that was so fun! What did you think Sango?" she turned, to see Sango ghost white and trembling. Miroku was clinging to her. "That was...woah...can we do an easier ride now?" Inuyasha still sat in his seat, his hair tangled and messy, his bangs almost seemed permanently pushed back by the former wind. His golden eyes were still slightly widened. "What about you Inuyasha?" Kagome asked, her brow furrowed. Inuyasha sat still for a moment more, everyone looking to him for his reaction.
"That..." He paused and a ripple of madly insane laughter came forth from his throat "was the most awesome thing ever. Can we do it again?" He jumped out, seemingly unaware of his ruffled appearance. Kagome laughed "Sure, though it might just be me and you next time.." She looked over at Sango, pushing Miroku away from her and getting out on wobbly legs.
"Okay what next." Miroku said, a bit thinly. He looked like he was getting some color back though. Looking around Kagome spotted a big heart with gold letters that read 'Tunnel of Love' (we don't think there actually is that kind of ride in Nagashima Spaland, but we have created it for our own purpose.) Kagome smiled, "How about that?" she exclaimed, pointing to the Love tunnel.
Sango stepped back "Oh no kagome, no way!" Inuyasha looked questionably at it the ride, not seeing the large sign that explained exactly what it was. "What is it?" He asked, but only received exasperated stares. Miroku smiled "I swear Sango, I won't do anything, not unless you go along with it. I swear it!" he sounded more than sincere this time and Sango couldn't help but give in.
"Promise?" she asked him. he nodded "I promise Sango." "I don't get it, what would you do on a stupid little ride like that?" Inuyasha questioned again. Kagome smiled and pulled inuyasha towards the ride, followed by Miroku and Sango.
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Hanokie: ...o.o hehehe! Sorry didn't feal like putting END there, so I just put unreadable words.
Faux: -sigh-
Hanokie: Okay, I have no idea if that was long enough for you all...but it won't be long before the next chapter because we know what we're gonna put for sure! -wink wink-
Faux: yes! We're excited to get it online, but we won't tell you what's going to happen...
Hanokie and Faux: -whisper and laugh about it together away from the reader's hearing range-
Hanokie: hehe okay okay. Anywaaaay, when me and Faux were working on this over the internet...
--flashback--
Hanokie:::gasp: i see a spider and its spider web outside my window! they are blowing in the wind!
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Pink Killer XxX is away at 6:04:58 PM.
Hanokie: and they're all mine
Auto response from Pink Killer XxX: reading...
BLah!
Hanokie: NO STOP READING
IM TALKING TO YOU
Faux: sigh WHAT?
Hanokie: STOP YELLING AT ME
Faux: you're yelling at me!
Hanokie: NO IM NOT
Faux: yes you are
Hanokie: I JUST HAVE CAPS LOCK ON THAT DOESN'T MEAN IM YELLING
Faux: you were!
Hanokie: WHEN
Faux: up there
Hanokie: WHERE
Faux: somewhere
Hanokie: SEE
YOU CAN'T PROVE IT
Pink Killer XxX returned at 6:06:56 PM.
Hanokie: im going to go back to writing the story...because im not a stupid lazy bum who's name is jasmine.
Faux: I wrote some!
SO HA
you didn't
SO HA
Hanokie: oh no
I've written a lot
Faux: it was supposed to be your turn
SO HA
Hanokie: im taking my turn in the privacy of my own computer retard
Faux: . fine.
Hanokie: poo head
Faux: o.O I'M NOT A POO HEAD
Hanokie: okay then
shit head
Faux: I'M NOT THAT EITHER
Hanokie: oh. okay then. Stingy brown head
-stinky-
Faux: tries to be serious but bursts into laughter
Hanokie: yeah
thats what i thought
Faux: -snort snort- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA -snort-
Hanokie: ...-silence-
Faux: i'm done.
Hanokie: that's good
i finished my chocolate bar
Faux: woo!
Hanokie: no woo
no woo for you
Faux: okay...
Hanokie: you're not good for anything. so you can't say woo.
Faux: i'm good for some stuff!
Hanokie: not for the stuff that is needed at this moment
Faux: you're the one writing
so why do i need to?
Hanokie: because im not writting right now
im typing to you
Faux: well write!
Hanokie: you distraction
Faux: WRITE
DO IT NOW!
Hanokie: you evil distraction
I CAN"T UNTIL YOU DIE!
Faux: WRITE YOU PROCRA- O.o -sob-
Hanokie: write you what
procratodfuiahw;oufahos
i can't say or type the word
procratonater?
Faux: procrastinator!
Hanokie: yeah thats it
well i've got to get typing
unlike you
you good-for-nothing-bum
Faux: STOP PROCRASTINATING!
STOP!
Hanokie: is away typing purpousfully
Faux: TYPE YOU DISCRATTION-TAKER-ADVANTAGE OF-ER!
that's what i thought
Hanokie: PIG
Faux: COW!
Hanokie: WHALE
HA!
NOTHING!
Faux: SQUIRREL
Hanokie: ...
Faux: HAHAHAHA
Hanokie: THOSE AREn"T BIGGER THAN WHALES!
Faux: YOU'RE A SQUIRREL! YOU NUT THEIF
Hanokie: that means nothing new. i had always been apart of my brethren's clan.
Faux: YOU STEAL NUTS AND STUFF THEM IN YOUR CHEEKS!
Hanokie: i'll steal your nuts
Faux: O.o
Hanokie: YES! MUAHAHAHAHA
NOW LET ME TYPE!
Faux: DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS!
Hanokie: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Faux: -scampers away with nuts-
Hanokie: -takes those nuts and goes to type-
LEAVE ME BE!
Faux: AAHHH! MY NUTS! I'M SO INCOMPLETE WITHOUT THEM! -sobs-
Hanokie: HA! IF MY NUTS WERE TAKEN AWAY I WOULD STILL BE COMPLETE! BECAUSE I DON'T NEED THE COMPANY OF NUTS! I AM SUPERIOR!
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE
Faux: ...
--flashback ends?--
Faux:...
Hanokie: hehe. That was long. I bet many of you skipped over it. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT WE SAY AND JUST READ THE CHAPTERS ONE AFTER ANOTHER! WELL THAT'S NOT HOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO IT! -runs away crying-
Faux:...hm. I think we need serious counseling.
Hanokie: COUNSELING! ARE YOU CRAZY! I'm -twitch- PERFECTLY -twitch twitch- FINE!
Faux: no..you aren't. come on, we're off the happy house! -suddenly in a nurse outfit with a large needle, holding up a strait jacket-
Hanokie: NO! NOT THE NEEDLE! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! -runs off-
Faux: HANOKIE GET BACK HERE! -launches the needle, hitting hanokie in the rear-
Hanokie: awee...i'm...sleeee- -hits the ground passed out-
Faux: -smiles triumphantly, wrapping hanokie in the strait jacket and dragging her off- Don't forget to review lovies! -candy kiss-