Inuyasha (no chapter)
Reporter: Hi! And welcome to "movie talk" where we talk to the writer and the stars of a work in progress. Today we look at "Inuyasha terrors in the apocalypse" Today; we speak with Nuva, Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango.
Nuva: I AM LORD OF OBVIOUS PEOPLE!
Reporter: ok… so. Inuyasha, what is your role in this?
Inuyasha: I'm the main character.
Reporter: and what do you do?
Inuyasha: travel a barren wasteland.
Nuva: MY COPYRIGHT IDEA! Wait… no it's not… but using it with Inuyasha characters is.
Reporter: and your Nuva.
Nuva: YES!
Reporter: spunky aren't we?
Nuva: no… I'm hyper sometimes… eats some pixie sticks
Reporter: moving on. Miroku. I understand that in the written version of this, you died?
Miroku: yes… looking up and down reporter
Sango: hits him over head
Reporter: how did this make you feel?
Miroku: rubbing head it feels like hurt.
Reporter: so Nuva, why did you keep him?
Nuva: ambeuhh… a friend said I should keep him in it…
Reporter: well we filmed this 'friend' telling you that.
Nuva: YOU DID?
Starts film
Nuva: Like it?
'Friend' (name will not be given now) I like it. BUT MIROKU DIES! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Nuva: cowering in chair I can't?
Friend: pulls out sword
Nuva: screams like a little girl
Stops
Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, reporter: looking at Nuva
Nuva: she had a sword… what was I to do?
Reporter: ok, well that's all the time we have for this movie, now for another being done. "Anime survivor" and we have a couple here who didn't make it in this. And Nuva.
Nuva: well, Vash, Legato, Meryl, Ed, Spyke, Fay, Kiddy, Yuki, Nami, Mitsuki, Kaziki, Mitsuki Rara, Hinoki, Keita, and Lamia didn't make it because the animes Trigun, cowboy bebop, Silent Mobius, Dual, and Betterman I saw after I started. But they will be in the next one. And because of several other animes, I might have to do another, with people like Alucard, Integra, incognito, Ryoko, Tenchi, Ryoki, Kenshin, Kaoru, and Sanoski, I'll have to do a third.
Reporter: well, you have a party coming up soon, in…LAS VEGAS? Stares intently at the paper is that right?
Nuva: yep.
Reporter: is that all right? And will these new characters come in there?
Nuva: No. I'm doing a sequel. Like I said…. Don't you listen?
Reporter: well, you know the mayor of Vegas was arrested?
Nuva: really?
Reporter: yes, by the dooby soo bunch.
Nuva: dooby. That explains how they understand the dog…
Reporter: well what about the other people helping you? And the rumors that the party will be crashed by angry characters?
Nuva: dark lord cloud, Chibi Inuyasha, Chibi Bakura. And…. It will? Looks around
Dark lord cloud: looks around not bad…
Chibi Inuyasha: hey… is there any of those noodles kagome brings here?
Chibi Bakura: ramen noodles?
Chibi Inuyasha: YEAH! THOSE!
Dark lord cloud: doubt it.
Chibi Inuyasha: damn… sits down
Reporter: so they help you?
Nuva: YES NOW!
Reporter: are you ok?
Nuva: YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!
Reporter: is he, always…
Nuva: HI OH!
Reporter: ok… that's enough of that. So tune in next week for "movie talk" where we will show you more movies, such as "Wal-Mart wars". See you there!
Nuva: SHINY MACHINE! Stares at camera
Dlc (dark lord cloud): grabs Nuva come on…. Its time for medication… Drags him away
Chibi Inuyasha: he drank coffee. He does stupid things faster now.
Reporter: …. Uh… ok…. Well… just get him off the camera… Holy crap! He's eating the---
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((this was written a really long time ago… back when I had just written chapter 5 of Inuyasha T.I.A… so. Yeah… I thought I could pop this in between chapters 10 and 11… there's another between chapter 19 and 20… so, just bear with me.))