Kill Bvill v1
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"- Old Klingon Proverb
Everything is black...Out of nowhere, some random old song begins to play...
I was five and he was six,
We used to like picking up random sticks.
One day he turned around,
And he shot me to the ground
Bang Bang
I fell down and hit the ground
Bang Bang,
I didn't even make a sound
Bang Bang
He shot me down to the ground
Bang Bang
And (as previously mentioned before) I didn't make a sound...
Ragged breathing begins, and we hear a voice (in the completely sane way)...
"Do you find me sadistic?
We see a woman lying on the floor. She looks like she has taken a spaghetti-western-style gang beating. Her face is bloody, beaten up, and torn. All is black and white for some reason. A hand appears, and begins to wipe some of the blood off the woman's face with a handkerceif, with an embroidered 'Bvill' on it. She glares maliciously at him...
"I bet I could fry an egg of your head about now, if I wanted to."
He continues to slowly wipe away the blood...
"No kiddo, I'd like to believe, even now, you're aware enough to know there isn't a trace of sadism in my actions...Okay, maybe to these other jokers, but not to you."
She continues to glare and breathe raggedly...
"No Kiddo at this moment, this is me at my most masochistic."
And now, the woman on the floor begins to speak... However, she isn't a woman, but a male... a male with long hair...
"Bvill, I wrote it in the Author's Note...It's your stor- BANG!" A gunshot, and blackness as we hear a splattering sound...
Black out and Bang music again.
Oh, how we liked those random sticks,
Bang Bang
We would use them as guns
Bang Bang
One day he looked at me
Bang Bang
and my baby shot me down
Bang Bang...
Kyle is proud to present
The Fourth Fanfiction by Apucalypse
A roaring tale of violence, death, and maybe even some fanfiction...
Featuring
Several people who I do not know as members of:
The Fatal Cobra Fanfic Squad
And The Crazed Wannabe Uma Thurman Look Alike (Kyle) as:
The Crazed Wannabe Uma Thurman Look Alike
Starring
Marc as...Nineteenth Angel
Helen as... Beloved fool
Nancy as... Deadly Sirens
Tom as... Various versions of Tom
Adam as... Soviet Man
Bvil (formerly known as Phil) as... Himself
And so you have it... The top secret homage to one of my favourite Fanfics...
It is the 4th fanfiction, and the 9th internetly published work by Apucalypse.
It is a tale of copying and obsessing.
It is a tale of revenge for the copying and obsessing.
It is a rip-roaring tale of BLOOD, DEATH, and FANFICTION,
And when The Crazed Wannabe Uma Thurman Look Alike gets to where he is going,
he is going to,
KILL
BVILL