Summary: The Kunoichis are fed up with Kakashi's prized possession...his Icha Icha Paradise collection... So they plan to steal the books away from him... does this mean all out war?
A/N Meh... I'm so bored... I'll update once I feel like it. Well this is my first Fan Fiction so don't expect good stuff.
also my first attempt at humor so yea... flamers will be laughed at.I am also not sure if someone else made a Fan fiction like this so...please R&R
Chap 1 Someone Stole the Books
A Beautiful Day in Konoha... ruined by the sudden shout of a certain pink haired Kunoichi
Sakura: "HE'S LATE AGAIN ... ONCE HE COMES IM GONNA RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TOO THE FISHES."
And if on cue poof "Hey"
Naruto: "You're late again Kakashi-Sensei!"
Kakashi: "Ah... well you see about that I was walking down the streets when I saw a cat i-"
Sakura:"CUT THE CRAP"
Kakashi: "I tried"
Sasuke: "..."
Naruto: "So what are we going to do today?"
Kakashi: "Yes... we will be out on an S rank mission today..."
Naruto in a happy face said: "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS We're doing something exciting for once!"
Sasuke: "Shut up idiot" he said coldly even though he was quite interested
Naruto: "What did you just call me!"
Sasuke: "An idiot"
Naruto: "You're asking for it..." He charges Sasuke and attempts a punch
Sakura: "STOP IT YOU TWO..."
Sasuke and Naruto glare at each other.
Kakashi: "Well today's mission isn't an official mission... but a mission that i'm going to give you... "
Sakura: "What are we going to do Kakashi-Sensei?"
Kakashi: "Well you see I woke up today trying to cuddle with my Icha Icha Paradise when I realized something... my Icha Icha paradise volume 1 mint condition was not next to me... I spent a full 3 hours looking for it when I realized that my whole collection was gone and I couldn't find them and that's when I knew someone broke into my house and s-ss-STOLE MY ICHA ICHA PARADISE COLLECTION" Kakashi starts crying like there was no tomorrow
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakurastare at their sensei in disbelief
Sasuke muttered: "Don't even waste my time with such pitiful assignments... why should I help you find your perverted novels always..."
Evil Grin Kakashi whispers in Sasuke's ear "If you don't, I'll tell all of Konoha about your stuffed teddy bear that you sleep with" .
Sasuke: "GASP! how do you know about that?"
Kakashi: "I have my ways..."
Naruto: "Well I for sure am not going to help you"
Kakashi: whispers in Naruto's ear "...whisper ...whisper...whisper..."
Naruto: "GASP ... you wouldn't"
Kakashi: "I will" With Evil looks in his eyes
Sakura: "Well that leaves me"
Kakashi: "I'll tell everybody about that embarrassing moment you had with Lee making a kissy face"
Sakura: "PLEASE anything but that"
Kakashi: "Alright team move out ... let's find those robbers"
3 hours later
Sasuke: "I still can't believe we were forced into finding Kakashi-Sensei's stupid perverted novels"
Kakashi said in defense: "My books are not stupid!"
Sasuke mumbled: "Sure they aren't..."
Anko and Kurenai walk up to a heavily breathing team 7...
Kurenai: "What's wrong?"
Kakashi: "SOMEBODY STOLE MY ICHA ICHA PARADISE COLLECTION"
Anko: "Oh yea that was us..."
Kakashi: "GASP! HOW DARE YOU... RETURN THEM INSTANTLY"
Anko: "NEVER"
Kakashi: "THIS MEANS WAR!"
Anko and Kurenai stare in disbelief...
Kurenai: "Idiot..."
Kakashi: "Come on team... WE MUST RECRUIT MEMBERS INTO KAKASHI'S SUPER ARMY"