Disclaimer: I own nothing. Surprise, surprise. Well, actually I own the
people I make up. So, yay me.
Author's Note: This story is totally AU, I haven't even decided if they live in Tree Hill yet. Hope that's okay with everyone.
..........FYITM..........
"Can you believe the nerve of that stuck up bitch?" Brooke Davis screamed into the phone at her best friend. She quickly turned the corner onto the street she was looking for, completely ignoring the shoats of the guy she nearly ran over.
"Well, can you really blame her?" Haley James asked in an assumed tone as she heard the guy yelling in the background. "You did sleep with her boyfriend and bribe him to give you naked pictures of her so you could sell them to every person in the school."
"And she just assumes it was me?"
"She caught you selling a copy to Tommy Sullivan."
"That still doesn't give her enough proof to accuse me for setting this whole thing up." Brooke shook her head in frustration and made a sudden turn to park in the driveway she was looking for.
"You did set it up."
"It's the principle of the matter, Hales," Brooke told her. She turned off the ignition and got out of the car, slamming the door hard. She grabbed her purse from the back seat and stalked up the walkway.
"There is no principles in this matter, Brooke," Haley disagreed. She smiled when she heard her front door open and close loudly. Since her house wasn't very big, within a moment her bedroom door flew open.
"Whatever," she mumbled into the phone before flipping it shut with one hand. Haley moved over on her bed to make room for her friend. Brooke walked over and flopped down on the bed. "I still don't think it's fair."
"You stole her boyfriend and passed out naked pictures of her," Haley laughed, moving so she was lying beside Brooke on the bed. "You really think you got the unfair end of the deal?" Brooke thought about it for a moment before rolling her eyes and sighing.
"He wasn't even that good." They both broke into fits of giggles, which they tended to do from time to time.
"So, why did you do this again?" Haley asked her once they stopped their laughing. "You just felt the sudden need to ruin Sara Hudson's entire existence for no reason?"
"Pretty much."
"And that's why I love you," Haley teased. Brooke beamed at her and rolled her eyes. She hit her playfully in the arm.
"Because I'm such an evil bitch?" Haley nodded. "Well that's why I love you too."
"Thanks, Brookie," Haley commented. "But I'm not the one that just ruined someone's life for no reason. I was too busy sitting in my room studying for finals to play your little game of 'Screw and Screw Over'."
"First, you're the smartest girl I know..."
"Not saying much."
"...So there is no need for you to be so stressed out about finals," she finished, not paying attention to Haley's comment. She tossed the History book that was laying beside her across the room, much to Haley's dismay. "And second, I had reasons for what I did."
"And they are..."
"She totally stole my boyfriend last year!" Haley looked at her in confusion, trying to think of which of her many boyfriends cheated on her. Brooke shook her head when she realized that Haley didn't remember what she was talking about. "Travis Olsen. I can't believe you don't remember him."
"You do have a lot of boyfriends."
"Travis was the love of my life, Haley," Brooke reminded her. Haley rolled her eyes, knowing what was coming next. "I would think my best friend would remember the guy that shattered my faith in destiny."
"Oh, come off it, Bunny," Haley exclaimed, using her pet name for Brooke for emphasis. "You would have to have had faith in destiny for some random guy to shatter it. You went on two dates with the guy."
"We were going out for an entire week, Haley," she shot back, pissed off that Haley was trying to brush it off like it was nothing.
"Really? A whole week?" Haley put a hand over her heart. "Then you must be soul mates." Brooke shot her a death glare.
"Cause you have had so many lasting relationships. Even friendships for the matter." Brooke sat up before getting off the bed entirely. That way she could stand over her. "I can't even remember the last time you hung out with anybody that wasn't me."
"That's just cause I can't stand to be apart from you," Haley shot back in a sarcastic tone. "What can I say, the love just rolls off you in waves." She pulled herself up and into a sitting position, moving so she was leaning against the headboard. She pulled her knees up and rested her chin on them.
"Oh, crap," Brooke muttered to herself when she saw the way Haley was sitting. She would always sit like that when she was upset about something. Brooke always wondered if she did that on purpose to let people know that she was upset or if she just did it without realizing it. "I'm sorry, Hales."
"Why?" Haley asked, bitterly. "It's true. I don't talk to anyone else. I just sit here in my room by myself."
"Come on, Huggie," Brooke sighed, moving over to sit on the edge of the bed. "You know I didn't mean it."
"Sure you did," Haley said. "Ever since we got out of Junior High I haven't been Miss Social anymore. Hell, you're the only person I still talk to. And that's just because I can't get rid of you." Brooke smiled, knowing she was just teasing her.
"Well, that's fine with me," Brooke said, with a smile she hoped was convincing enough to spread to her best friend. "Cause I don't like to share you anyway." Haley smiled.
"I'm sorry I said that he wasn't the love of your life," Haley apologized to her. Even though she didn't think that Travis was really Brooke's soul mate, she wasn't going to tell her that. Brooke laughed and laid a hand on Haley's thigh.
"He wasn't," Brooke whispered. She leaned closer to Haley. "You are." She was able to kept a straight face for a moment longer before breaking out in giggles. Haley soon joined in.
"Ew," she cried, playfully pushing Brooke off the bed. "Get off my bed, you big lesbo." Brooke smirked at her.
"That's got to be the first time you've ever kicked me out of your bed."
"And I'm sure it won't be the last." Both girls paused to figure that out. Haley shook her head. "Never mind, that one didn't work."
"Maybe you should be studying," Brooke teased, walking over to pick up the book she had thrown over there earlier. She tossed it at Haley.
"I think you need to be the one studying," Haley laughed at her, taking the book and flipping through the pages. "You're the one that's failing Science, am I wrong?" Brooke shook her head and flopped back down on the bed.
"You'll tutor me," she stated. Haley looked at her in mock surprise.
"Oh, I will, will I?" Brooke nodded her head, glancing at Haley to give her the puppy dog eyes. "And why would I do that?"
"Cause I'll be your best friend."
"You already are," Haley laughed. "You have been for the last fifteen years."
"Well, then that's an even better reason," Brooke pointed out. She looked at the leg that was sitting in front of her. She grabbed a hold of it and pulled to closer to her. "Please, Huggie?"
"Huggie?" Haley repeated. "You haven't called me that in ages. Do you even remember why you started calling me that?" She poked Brooke in the stomach with the foot that Brooke had grabbed. Brooke squeaked and let it go.
"Yeah," Brooke replied. "Cause when we were five my bunny died and I would cry every time I saw a rabbit or when we watched Bugs Bunny. You would always hug me and make it better." Haley laughed at the thoughts.
"That's why I started calling you Bunny."
"Yeah, that was really sensitive of you, by the way," Brooke added.
"We were five," Haley defended herself. "You got over it soon enough. Pretty soon you were obsessing over boys instead of that stupid bunny."
"I knew it," Brooke exclaimed, jumping off the bed and pointing a finger at Haley. "I knew you always hated Bob. I knew it."
"Its name was Bob, for God's sake," she sighed. "What kind of a name was that?" Brooke grabbed a shirt off the chair and threw it at Haley. She giggled when it landed on her head. "I'm sorry."
"You're forgiven," Brooke answered quickly. "You know I can't stay mad at you."
"What about that time in sixth grade?" Haley pointed out, which earned her a warning glare from Brooke. "Forgotten." Brooke smiled and moved to the door, knowing Haley would follow her. "What are we doing tonight?"
"Hiding from Sara Hudson."
"Sounds like fun."
"As long as we're together, it's always fun," she said, wrapping an arm around Haley's waist. Haley rolled her eyes.
"I'm not protecting you," she said, pulling out of Brooke's embrace and walking ahead.
"Huggie!"
..........FYITM..........
I don't know if it's any good. I wrote it a long time ago, but I didn't think anyone would be interested. I figured since people like my other Baley story, I thought maybe they'd like this. I'm not really sure where I'm taking this so I'm open to suggestions.
Author's Note: This story is totally AU, I haven't even decided if they live in Tree Hill yet. Hope that's okay with everyone.
..........FYITM..........
"Can you believe the nerve of that stuck up bitch?" Brooke Davis screamed into the phone at her best friend. She quickly turned the corner onto the street she was looking for, completely ignoring the shoats of the guy she nearly ran over.
"Well, can you really blame her?" Haley James asked in an assumed tone as she heard the guy yelling in the background. "You did sleep with her boyfriend and bribe him to give you naked pictures of her so you could sell them to every person in the school."
"And she just assumes it was me?"
"She caught you selling a copy to Tommy Sullivan."
"That still doesn't give her enough proof to accuse me for setting this whole thing up." Brooke shook her head in frustration and made a sudden turn to park in the driveway she was looking for.
"You did set it up."
"It's the principle of the matter, Hales," Brooke told her. She turned off the ignition and got out of the car, slamming the door hard. She grabbed her purse from the back seat and stalked up the walkway.
"There is no principles in this matter, Brooke," Haley disagreed. She smiled when she heard her front door open and close loudly. Since her house wasn't very big, within a moment her bedroom door flew open.
"Whatever," she mumbled into the phone before flipping it shut with one hand. Haley moved over on her bed to make room for her friend. Brooke walked over and flopped down on the bed. "I still don't think it's fair."
"You stole her boyfriend and passed out naked pictures of her," Haley laughed, moving so she was lying beside Brooke on the bed. "You really think you got the unfair end of the deal?" Brooke thought about it for a moment before rolling her eyes and sighing.
"He wasn't even that good." They both broke into fits of giggles, which they tended to do from time to time.
"So, why did you do this again?" Haley asked her once they stopped their laughing. "You just felt the sudden need to ruin Sara Hudson's entire existence for no reason?"
"Pretty much."
"And that's why I love you," Haley teased. Brooke beamed at her and rolled her eyes. She hit her playfully in the arm.
"Because I'm such an evil bitch?" Haley nodded. "Well that's why I love you too."
"Thanks, Brookie," Haley commented. "But I'm not the one that just ruined someone's life for no reason. I was too busy sitting in my room studying for finals to play your little game of 'Screw and Screw Over'."
"First, you're the smartest girl I know..."
"Not saying much."
"...So there is no need for you to be so stressed out about finals," she finished, not paying attention to Haley's comment. She tossed the History book that was laying beside her across the room, much to Haley's dismay. "And second, I had reasons for what I did."
"And they are..."
"She totally stole my boyfriend last year!" Haley looked at her in confusion, trying to think of which of her many boyfriends cheated on her. Brooke shook her head when she realized that Haley didn't remember what she was talking about. "Travis Olsen. I can't believe you don't remember him."
"You do have a lot of boyfriends."
"Travis was the love of my life, Haley," Brooke reminded her. Haley rolled her eyes, knowing what was coming next. "I would think my best friend would remember the guy that shattered my faith in destiny."
"Oh, come off it, Bunny," Haley exclaimed, using her pet name for Brooke for emphasis. "You would have to have had faith in destiny for some random guy to shatter it. You went on two dates with the guy."
"We were going out for an entire week, Haley," she shot back, pissed off that Haley was trying to brush it off like it was nothing.
"Really? A whole week?" Haley put a hand over her heart. "Then you must be soul mates." Brooke shot her a death glare.
"Cause you have had so many lasting relationships. Even friendships for the matter." Brooke sat up before getting off the bed entirely. That way she could stand over her. "I can't even remember the last time you hung out with anybody that wasn't me."
"That's just cause I can't stand to be apart from you," Haley shot back in a sarcastic tone. "What can I say, the love just rolls off you in waves." She pulled herself up and into a sitting position, moving so she was leaning against the headboard. She pulled her knees up and rested her chin on them.
"Oh, crap," Brooke muttered to herself when she saw the way Haley was sitting. She would always sit like that when she was upset about something. Brooke always wondered if she did that on purpose to let people know that she was upset or if she just did it without realizing it. "I'm sorry, Hales."
"Why?" Haley asked, bitterly. "It's true. I don't talk to anyone else. I just sit here in my room by myself."
"Come on, Huggie," Brooke sighed, moving over to sit on the edge of the bed. "You know I didn't mean it."
"Sure you did," Haley said. "Ever since we got out of Junior High I haven't been Miss Social anymore. Hell, you're the only person I still talk to. And that's just because I can't get rid of you." Brooke smiled, knowing she was just teasing her.
"Well, that's fine with me," Brooke said, with a smile she hoped was convincing enough to spread to her best friend. "Cause I don't like to share you anyway." Haley smiled.
"I'm sorry I said that he wasn't the love of your life," Haley apologized to her. Even though she didn't think that Travis was really Brooke's soul mate, she wasn't going to tell her that. Brooke laughed and laid a hand on Haley's thigh.
"He wasn't," Brooke whispered. She leaned closer to Haley. "You are." She was able to kept a straight face for a moment longer before breaking out in giggles. Haley soon joined in.
"Ew," she cried, playfully pushing Brooke off the bed. "Get off my bed, you big lesbo." Brooke smirked at her.
"That's got to be the first time you've ever kicked me out of your bed."
"And I'm sure it won't be the last." Both girls paused to figure that out. Haley shook her head. "Never mind, that one didn't work."
"Maybe you should be studying," Brooke teased, walking over to pick up the book she had thrown over there earlier. She tossed it at Haley.
"I think you need to be the one studying," Haley laughed at her, taking the book and flipping through the pages. "You're the one that's failing Science, am I wrong?" Brooke shook her head and flopped back down on the bed.
"You'll tutor me," she stated. Haley looked at her in mock surprise.
"Oh, I will, will I?" Brooke nodded her head, glancing at Haley to give her the puppy dog eyes. "And why would I do that?"
"Cause I'll be your best friend."
"You already are," Haley laughed. "You have been for the last fifteen years."
"Well, then that's an even better reason," Brooke pointed out. She looked at the leg that was sitting in front of her. She grabbed a hold of it and pulled to closer to her. "Please, Huggie?"
"Huggie?" Haley repeated. "You haven't called me that in ages. Do you even remember why you started calling me that?" She poked Brooke in the stomach with the foot that Brooke had grabbed. Brooke squeaked and let it go.
"Yeah," Brooke replied. "Cause when we were five my bunny died and I would cry every time I saw a rabbit or when we watched Bugs Bunny. You would always hug me and make it better." Haley laughed at the thoughts.
"That's why I started calling you Bunny."
"Yeah, that was really sensitive of you, by the way," Brooke added.
"We were five," Haley defended herself. "You got over it soon enough. Pretty soon you were obsessing over boys instead of that stupid bunny."
"I knew it," Brooke exclaimed, jumping off the bed and pointing a finger at Haley. "I knew you always hated Bob. I knew it."
"Its name was Bob, for God's sake," she sighed. "What kind of a name was that?" Brooke grabbed a shirt off the chair and threw it at Haley. She giggled when it landed on her head. "I'm sorry."
"You're forgiven," Brooke answered quickly. "You know I can't stay mad at you."
"What about that time in sixth grade?" Haley pointed out, which earned her a warning glare from Brooke. "Forgotten." Brooke smiled and moved to the door, knowing Haley would follow her. "What are we doing tonight?"
"Hiding from Sara Hudson."
"Sounds like fun."
"As long as we're together, it's always fun," she said, wrapping an arm around Haley's waist. Haley rolled her eyes.
"I'm not protecting you," she said, pulling out of Brooke's embrace and walking ahead.
"Huggie!"
..........FYITM..........
I don't know if it's any good. I wrote it a long time ago, but I didn't think anyone would be interested. I figured since people like my other Baley story, I thought maybe they'd like this. I'm not really sure where I'm taking this so I'm open to suggestions.