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A/N: My arse hurts… so umm yea uhh enjoy

Chapter 2: The Setup of Kakashi's HQ

At Kakashi's house thingy/pad/ shindigididig

Kakashi: In order to defeat the she-beasts who undoubtedly stole my precious … oh so precious Icha Icha paradise … we must make a base to plan the defeat of the wenches…. we must also recruit our fellow friends (people who will sacrifice themselves for Kakashi's book).

Naruto: "PICK ME! PICK ME! I want to recruit people… making fliers… posters…. OH JOY…"

Sasuke in his mind doubts Naruto's masculinity

Kakashi: "We must build protection… Sakura gather all the pillows you can find … Sasuke gather all the food… Naruto start working on those fliers…. Kakashi making a grin.

Sakura went to find the pillows… she searched high and low near and far… hear and there… Sasuke walked into the kitchen to gather food… and Naruto well um err ... had shiny sprinkles, and paint all over his body.

Sakura sets up their safe spot by putting pillows all around the couch... and Sasuke put all the food inside their safe spot...

Sasuke: I gathered all the food... with hateful eyes at Kakashi

Kakashi: Good job Sasuke, Sakura...both of you will now devise a plan to get back at the name-not-to-be-spoken

Kakashi: "COME WITH ME NARUTO … WE WILL GATHER OUR NEW SOLDIERS AND BUILD THE FOUNDATION OF….. KAKASHI'S SUPER ARMY!"

Like that… they zoom of into city.

Lee and Gai were walking down the streets talking about how cool and what not about each other…

LEE!

GAI-SENSEI!

LEE!

GAI-SENSEI!

The sun setting in the back even though its morning… and they hugged… and hugged... and hugged…

Kakashi and Naruto walk up to the hugging pair (LOL)

Kakashi: "GAI ... LEE" "The evil she-beasts have stole my books. Will you join my army in attempt to save my books?
"

Gai: "Who might these evil she-beasts be?"

Naruto: "You don't need to know that…. All you need to know is that they are evil and should be stopped at all costs"

Gai: Hmm you have me stumped my eternal rival… Lee what do you think we should pick?

Lee: Yes seems good but at the same time no seems equally good

Gai and Lee both furrow their trademark eyebrows and think extremely hard…

Gai: "YES! I will attempt to save your books my eternal rival then we shall see who is better! LEE! We must go and save those books from the clutches of the evil doers."

Lee: "YES GAI-SENSEI I will follow you to the end!"

Gai: "OH LEE!"

Lee: "GAI-SENSEI!"

Kakashi: "Naruto we must divide and go spread the fliers and banners to join Kakashi's army."

Naruto: Yes, sir! They both run separate ways and leave behind the hugging and crying teacher and student.

Gai: Quickly Lee! We must spread the words of youth that shall recruit members into my eternal rival's army! ...tomorrow... I need my beauty sleep smiles

Lee: I understand Gai-Sensei, see you tomorrow!

They both start to cry

Meanwhile in Kakashi's house

Sakura: Sasuke, how about you and I go on a date!

"No", Sasuke coldly stated

Sakura frowns at the reply

Inner Sakura: let's pull out the big guns Sakura!

Sakura: It might be risky but it's worth a try

Sakura pulls out her big guns (heh)

Sasuke stares… O.O

Inner Sakura: It's working!

Sasuke: Those are some big guns…

Sakura: Yes! I finally got his attention!

Sakura: Yep ;) Wanna touch?

Sasuke: Sure

Sakura hands over her AK-47… M4A1… and a bazooka (LOL what did you expect?)

Sasuke: With these I'll finally be able to kill Itachihehehehe Itachihehehehe Itachi is going down!

Kakashi and all of Kakashi's Super army gather at his house for a meeting…

Kakashi: "So the end of day 1 ends…. We will strive to gather all fellow shinobi and kunoichis tomorrow!" Good night … rest up… for tomorrow will require lots of energy"

Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Gai, Lee, and random person #1 (actually read the fliers and banners on the first day...WOW) walk off to their own homes….