A/N Eh... sorry for the long wait... i was lazy and unmotivated

Disclaimer: Nope ... still don't own it

I will laugh so hard at flames

Chapter 3 Codenames

The sun is shining as our Naruto pleasantly is warm and cozy and his nice little comfy bed of his. The birds are chirping, river is flowing, Gai screaming out to everybody... it was quite peaceful it is. Everything went okay until BOOM. The door broke down in a cloud of dust only to see Kakashi wearing a funky outfit. ( I like to think his outfit is the ghostbuster outfit ... but let's not... )

Kakashi then walk ups up to Naruto and then... he slaps him right in the cheek and screams out "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!". And just like that... Naruto wakes up... (magical is it not?)

"Why'd you do that for?" Naruto grumpily said, but Kakashi paid no attention to him.

Kakashi: " Now that you are awake... go round up everyone and tell them to come to our ... "H...Q."

"Fine..." Naruto sighed.

And so everybody went to HQ ( couch with many pillows around it )

Kakashi: "Jiraiya and Ebisu has enthusiastically joined our army."

Jiraiya exclaimed " Any person that steals my work of art from a happy customer are my enemies."

Kakashi: "We all need codenames so i gave myself liberty to give you all codenames. You shall now all call me Afro Thunder"

Kakashi pulls a chalkboard out with stuff on it and such

"On this list you will see your codename"

The Codenames

Jiraiya : Horny Wonder

Ebisu : Brother Horny

Naruto : Crazy Weasel

Sasuke : Full Moon

Sakura : Pink Fudgenut

Gai : Fuzzy Speedo Senior

Lee : Fuzzy Speedo Junior

Kakashi: "I trust you all agree with your names"

Sakura: "I ha-"

Kakashi: "Good. Now you will be broken down into groups... Jiraiya , Naruto , Sasuke... You are now the Burned Thighs. Ebisu you're with me and we shall be known as the THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER. Sakura you will be known as Le Femme. Gai , Lee you will be now known as THE SPANDEX CLAD WARRIORS. That will be all for today... dismissed."

Our heroes now go their seperate ways to do their things

Kakashi goes recruiting...

Naruto goes to Ichiraku...

Sasuke beats up his Itachi doll...

Sakura stares at Sasuke beating up his Itachi doll...

Lee stares at Sakura staring at Sasuke beating up his Itachi Doll...

Gai watches Lee staring at Sakura staring at Sasuke beating up his Itachi Doll...

Jiraiya goes peeping...

Ebisu goes peeping...

Shikamaru is staring at the clouds so peacefully under his favorite tree.

Kakashi walks by and notices him

Kakashi: "Shikamaru!"

Shikamaru moving his eyes to where the voice came from locates Kakashi

Shikamaru: "What?"

Kakashi : "You must join my army."

Shikamaru : "Too troublesome"

Kakashi : How about for $50 Dollars

Shikamaru's attention rose up .1

Shikamaru : "Makes it $100."

Kakashi: "Deal."

And since Chouji and Asuma worship Shikamaru like a god... they go wherever Shikamaru goes... which means they joined the army

Kakashi : Shikamaru your new codename shall now be Smart Lazy Turtle. Chouji shall now be Sitting Bull. Asuma you will now be Comes-In-Sight.

Kakashi then continues his journey... and ends up finding Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino

Kakashi: "Hey there."

Kiba: "Hi."

Shino: " ... "

Kakashi: " Will you both consider joining my army to get my books back from evil witches?"

Kiba: " What would we get in return for helping you?"

Kakashi: "$1"

Kiba: "I'LL DO IT! Shino you're coming along too right?"

Shino: " ... "

Kakashi: "I'll take that as a yes."

Shino: " ... "

Kakashi: "Okay Kiba you will be known as Smoked Beef Jerky, Shino you will be (insert overly dramatic japanese attack here), and Akamaru you will be Battle Hound Unlimited.

And so the day ended...