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Chapter 4 Over a Cup of Ramen
It was a another sunny day... peaceful ... but for a certain someone it was a devastating blow to the stomach.
Everyone was at Kakashi's house talking amongst themselves, their was a board with words on it, the base perimeter is now the whole living room and not just the couch and pillows,and thenpoof Kakashi appeared in a gust of wind.
Kakashi : Listen up everyone, we need to go over the basic rules of our army.
Naruto : Aww... why do we have to have rules why don't we just g-
Kakashi payed him no attention and cut him off
Kakashi : As you might have notice on this board, the rules are clearly written and if you ever forget the rules, the board will always be where it is next to the cupboard. Now, I shall read them to you so listen and remember good.
Rule 1 : Do not tell anyone where our secret base is.
Rule 2 : You are loyal to my army and my army only.
Rule 3 : If some homeless bum asks you for money, I want you to stare at them until they go away.
Rule 4 : If you betray the army you will be hunted down and tortured.
Any questions?
Naruto : Can we do the questions over a cup of ramen?
Kakashi : I don't have any ramen.
Naruto : WHAT?
Kakashi : We can go to Ichiraku's.
Naruto : YEAH!
Kakashi : But you are paying.
Naruto : OKAY!
(get it Lil Jon's yeah what and okay hahahahahaha)
At Ichiraku's everyone had a bowl of ramen.
It was Naruto's 5th bowl of ramen and the bowls just kept coming and emptying up.
Kakashi : So does anyone have any questions?
Sakura raised her hand. Kakashi ignored her. Sakura raised both hands.
Kakashi : Anyone?
Sakura waved her hand all over the place.
Kakashi sighed and gave in
"What's your question..."
Sakura went to Sasuke and said "Can i marry you"
Sasuke : No.
Sakura : Are you sure?
Sasuke : Yes.
Sakura : Can you reconsider?
Sasuke : Sakura, no is my final answer.
Sakura : Please?
Sasuke : No.
And then "she" who should not be mentioned so happened to walk by.
Kakashi and Kurenai locked eyes.
Kakashi : YouHE
Kurenai : KakaSHE
Kakashi : Take that back
Kurenai : Never!
And then she hit the table hard and spilled Naruto's bowl of precious ramen. Naruto went over to his precious bowl and started to cry. Teuchi (is the guy who owns Ichiraku right?) and Ayame went over to comfort Naruto, but it couldn't be helped. Now even another free bowl could help Naruto now.
Kakashi and Kurenai were in a heated battle, insulting each other.
And then Kurenai disappeared.
Naruto was angry, she spilled his bowl of ramen.
Naruto : IM GONNA RUIN HER HOME
Kakashi : NO NARUTO IT'S TO DANGEROUS THERE
Naruto already ran off towards the direction of Kurenai's house
Kakashi : NOOO COME BACK!
Kakashi attempted to run after him but he was held back by his archrival Gai
Gai : You musn't you'll be heading into the danger zone. There is nothing we can do now, but mourn for the doomed soul. His youthfulness was to great to be control by words.
Later on in the day a memorial service was held at Kakashi's house to remember the brave and reckless soul that charged into enemy territory
Gai : Kakashi, its time to give your speach.
Kakashi walked to the front of the crowd and everyone quited down.
Kakashi : Naruto, student, friend, money consumer. I can almost hear his voice ringing in my head, he was loud and always spoke his mind. Kakashi started to cry and then he walked off to the kitchen.
Sasuke then walked up to the front
Sasuke : Naruto , poor poor Naruto. Teammate, lacky, my human punching bag. its been so quiet without him. Sasuke then stood their for a few minutes then walked back to where he was.
Sakura : I knew him well he was more then just my teammate, he was my friend andI never got to tell him that. Sakura started to cry a littleAnd I miss his obnoxiousness.
And then she broke down into tears and ran to Sasuke hoping that he would comfort her.But he didn't.
Then a kunai with a note attached to it broke through the window all of a sudden.
:O