Kill Bvill v1
Chapter Five:
"The Man From Okinawa"
I was finally in Japan, however I had a stop to make before plunging headlong into Tokyo...Okinawa- a chain of islands far off the coast of southern Japan. It was here that I needed to meet...
Tcwutla walked into what he thought would be the old, run down sushi bar from Kill Bill and Kill Phil, however, he was surprised! He was standing in front of the address, and it was the correct address... but why was this building so...
"Hanzo-tacular... Hanzo-Tacular Sushi Bar and Grille. You have got to be fuckin kidding me. Everyone knows that Okinawa is known for its bad sushi... This place is a freaking-"
I stood in front of the massive neon establishment, looming directly in front of me. I decided to just go in first, because standing outside like a stupid buffoon was stupid, when I had places to go, and people to kill. I walked to the gleaming glass door, and reached to push it open when it...
The gleaming glass door in front of Tcwutla slid open fluidly.
Automatic sliding doors...
Tcwutla walked into the neon interior of the sushi bar. It was full of chattering people, sitting at neon tables eating what else but sushi. Tcwutla walked directly to the bar, which was empty at the moment, as they had served everyone.
"English?" The man behind the bar asked, a wize Japanese man around his 50's.
"Almost--- Canadian." Tcwutla played his 'ditzy non-blonde tourist male' act.
"Ahh... Canada...welcome, welcome. My english very goode."
"Domo."
"Oh, 'Domo', Very good -- very good, you speak Japanese?"
"Nooo, just a few words I learned since yesterday. - May I sit at the bar?"
"Sure sure sure - sit. What other words did you learn?"
"Oh...let's see...'Arigato.' "
"'Arigato'...Very good!"
"Ah-so."
"Ah-so! You know what ah-so means!"
"It means 'I see'."
"Ah-so, I see, very goooood."
" I already said "Domo", right?"
"Yes."
"Kon-netie-wa."
"Ohhhhhh, noooooo. Ko-ni-chi-wa. Repeat, please."
"Ko-ni-chi-wa."
"Most impressive...you say Japanese words, like you Japanese."
"Aww, now you're just makin fun of me."
"No no no - serious business. Pronunciation - very good. You say "Arigato" ...like we say "Arigato." "
"Well thank you, I mean, Arigato."
"First time in Japan?"
"Uh-huh!"
"What brings you to Okinawa?"
"I'm here to see a man."
"Oh yeah? You have a friend living in Okinawa?"
"Not quite."
"Not a friend?"
"I've never met him."
"Never? Who is he, may I ask?"
"Some Random Guy."
The man froze, and slowly turned his gaze to the now serious Tcwutla. Tcwutla began in flawless Japanese-
"I need a dildo."
"Why do you need Japanese dildo?"
"I have vermin to kill."
"You must have pretty big bitches if you need Some Random Guy Dildo."
"Huge."