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Chapter 2: Day 1, Dint Dint Dint!

One day had passed, and Yami and co. we're only outside Yugi's house. "Pharaoh, when are we going to leave?" Ishizu asked. "Well, first we have to go to the mall!". Mokuba, who hasn't spoke since the movie said "Why are we going to the mall?" Yami thought for a second, then said, "Because we should all do what we've always wanted to do before we die!" Joey was confused. "You said we weren't gonna die, Yugi?" "FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT IS YUGI!" Yami points to Yugi. Joey leans over to Tristan, who is playing with the genetic mutation on his head, and asked him, "Hey Tristan. Who's the short kid? Anyway, I thought we weren't gonna die?". Yami sweatdrops, the stutters, "Uhhhh- TO THE MALL!

At the mall

"We are AT THE MALLLLL!" Yami shouted. The manager of the movie theater Yami is in comes up behind him and says, "Sir, please be quiet. You are in a movie theater." "Oh, sorry." "Thank you. Now sit-" Kaiba's phone goes off. "Hold on. Hello? Kaiba here. Yes… No… Yes…No… bye." The manager is obviously getting frustrated(who wouldn't) and gives up so he walks out of the theater.

In another part of the mall, Joey was in a music store when he heard a crash. "What was dat?" Joey turns around and sees Bakura standing there with a knife, and a dead guy next to him. "I can explain…" Bakura said. Joey's staring at the dead person thinking, 'Must've had a lot of work to do today.' Ryou comes out of nowhere, looks at the dead person, and says, "Bakura! What have I told you about killing innocent people!" "I'm sorry…" Bakura hangs his head in shame, and when Ryou isn't looking, he runs off with a chainsaw. Joey just stood there the hole time, staring at the dead guy. 'Hmm… since noone is around, maybe I can-' he starts reaching towards the cash register when Serenity comes out of a door and says, "Hi, Joey!" "Damn…" Serenity's eyes start watering up from hearing Joey talk like that. "You HATE ME! WAAAAAAH!" Joey finds her crying an opportunity and, after he grabs some cash, he runs out the store to the food court.

"Tea, what're you doing?" Yugi asked Tea. Tea, is in an electronic appliances store which Yugi followed because he knew she would hurt herself somehow. "I'm trying to work this toaster!" Tea has her head in the toaster and is trying to figure out how it works. Yugi, who was bored to death, had an idea and says, "Tea, the reason it's not working is because it's not plugged in." "Oh! Thanks Yugi!" Tea, with her head still in the microwave, plugs it in. "Gee, it's getting hot in here." She tries to get her head out, but it's stuck. "Yugi? Can you help me? Yugi? Yugi!" Yugi suddenly had an attention span problem and ran away, looking for anyone else to talk to. Tea's head explodes. "Clean up on aisle 666." O.o obvious

Mokuba is sitting in the corner of Spencer's Gifts, his eyes popping out of his head, like this. O.O. He was scared because of all the… interesting… stuff in there. "Seto, HELP ME!" Problem was, Kaiba was in the movies, finally able to watch it because Yami FINALLY shut up. Mokuba finally escapes because something made a loud noise behind him and didn't know what it was so he ran out. Wow.

Ishizu is running around the mall, looking for Marik. "Marik! You better not be in the weapon shops!" (do they even have those at malls?) Odion was behind Ishizu carrying a heap of clothes Ishizu made him buy for her. 'Stupid power-hungry control freak.' He thinks. They head over to the weapon store, which is the exact opposite of where Marik was. He was actually in the bookstore, reading a book about ancient Egypt. "I don't understand any of this. It's all like, Chinese or something." Duke comes by and says, "Uh, dude? The book is upside down." Marik looks at the book in his hands. 'he's right. But I'll never be corrected by anyone!' Marik, although embarrassed, says to Duke, "Oh, just shut up, DICE-BOY!". Duke's lip trembles, then he runs outside, screaming, "Everybody HATES me!" Then, the sky turned black, and it starts to rain. "EVEN THE SKY HATES ME!" and he runs out into the parking lot, getting hit by a truck.

In the food court, everyone meets and they start eating. Yami has calmed down now, and he asks in a boring tone, "So, anything interesting happened today?" Yugi stands up and says, "Tea blew up. I wasn't there, but when I heard an explosion, I knew it was her. She had her head in a microwave." Everyone cheers for like 9 minutes, then they all stop. Yami stands up and says, "Well, that movie I saw, SUCKED! I mean it made no sense! And, there were NO CUPHOLDERS! What am I, THE GREAT PHARAOH TO DO!" Kaiba smirks and says, "Well, if you would have shut up then you would have understood it." Mokuba is still like O.O. "I saw odd things today." Everyone ignores him. Marik is like, "Look. A security guard's coming." A fat security guard with hands full of donuts comes up to them. "Uh, kids? You don't know what time it is, do you?" Joey flips out his watch. "Of Course! It' only… 3:32 a.m.… -;" Tristan sweatdrops and says, "Well. That Does explain why all the lights are out."

So they all go outside and get in their awesome minivan. "Anyone know how to drive?" "Nope." "I'm too short." Marik jumps up and bangs his head on the ceiling and curses for a while. Once he's done cursing, he says, "I'll drive!" Everyone gives each other worried looks, but, hell they can't wait to get home, so they let him. Kaiba sighs and mumbles, "We're all gonna totally regret this…" And they're off.

On some dark island, somewhere

A figure with a shadowy voice is in a room and is speaking to himself. "1 day down, 6 to go. Soon, I'll have more dead souls to add to my collection for revenge. And-" Another shadowy figure opens up the door and shouts at the other. "Samara! How many times have I told you? Get upstairs and eat or I'll take away your killing privileges!" "Sorry, Mom."

Back With the Group

After about an hour of "Watch out!" "I'm scared, Seto!" "Hey, That's my laptop!" "OW! That is my, THE GREAT PHARAOH'S LEG!" "MMMMOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYY!" and so on, they get home. "Tristan, you can open your eyes now." "Did the old lady get back up?" "………Yes, she did! She… popped right back up…" Everyone calls it a day, and Marik is forbidden from Driving EVER Again. Ever.

Well, How was it! Stupid, I know, but deal with it! Whatcha think will happen in the next chapter? Stay tuned to see! Bye-QR