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Chapter 3: Day 2, SIX FLAGS!

"Oh no! The Pharaoh is in great danger! I must save him!" Whoever said that, he/she 'disappeared' in a puff of sparkly smoke, leaving nothing but footprints leading to where a yellow Hummer used to be. O.O

In front of Kaiba Corp

Yami is trying to get inside of Kaiba Corp, which Kaiba locked so the dueling obsessed psycho couldn't get in. "KAIBA! C'mon, let's duel!" Kaiba stuck his head out one of the windows and screamed back to him "FINE! We're gonna die anyway. Meet me out back." "What!" Kaiba just realized he was on the 99th floor. "I SAID, MEET ME OUT BA-HUH!" But, Yami was gone. He was in the middle of the road, traumatized from the yellow Hummer that nearly ran over his Dark Magician card. "My baby! I thought I was going to lose you!" Yami cried, cradling his poor card. The dude in the Hummer just stepped out in a flurry of sparkles, turning out to be none other than Shadi. "My –cough- Pharaoh! You-coughcough- are in danger! And-cough- Damn, these Sparkles!" "No dip! Go back into your little tomb, weirdo! You're in the wrong chapter!" "Okay…" With that, Shadi walks away, only to return in another chapter. Yami then gasps, and bursts into tears, seeing his card got a piece of gum stuck to it from the road. Kaiba, who was watching all this time, stuck his head back in the window, but didn't notice the thing behind him… because nothing was there.

It was Tristan's turn to pick what they were gonna do today. "I've got JUST the perfect place!" Tristan said. So, they all piled into their NEW car, because Marik wrecked the old one. They had a black Kia Sedona, but Tea didn't fit with her fat ass, so they had to strap her to the roof. When they took off, they didn't notice 3 motorcycles following them.

On Scary Island

Samara was brushing her hair instead of Ruining people's lives. "Llalala, my hair is like, so beautiful!" She waved her hair around, thinking she was hot, but the mirror shattered. "… It just couldn't take my beauty!" Then, she got an alert on her computer, saying three more people watched her tape. "let's see… eww, I think that one guys gay… the other is really tall, and I guess the one with brown hair is like, Scottish or something. Whatever. Back to my beautiful makeover!" And Samara continued brushing her hair.

On the Road Again

"Uh, Seto, could you scoot over? I'm getting squished by Joey." "Sorry, Mokuba. But I can't move anymore 'cause Tea's fat ass is squishing through the roof and denting it." "Actually, she's eating the car." Tea is strapped to the top of the car, eating the roof. She raised her hand up high in the air, and brought it down on Yami's side of the car, just barely missing his head, but…………… "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY TIMAIOUS CARD WAS EATEN!" Yami bursts into huge tears, flooding the car. Yugi looked at him, saying "Don't worry. You'll get it back when she… you know." Everyone except Yami put on extremely disgusted faces. "EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!" "What? What's so disgusting?" They we're about to explain it to him, but Marik shouted, "We're Here!" "Where are we?" We are at………SIX FLAGS!"

Six Flags

Everyone was actually excited, and were about to run off, but were stopped by three motorcycles. The three people get off, revealing to be Valon, Alister, and Rafael. "We've been looking for you all! Where's Mai at, Wheeler?" Valon asked. Rafael is brainlessly standing there, looking around. Alister took one look at Kaiba and squealed "KAIBA!" Alister starts chasing Kaiba, who tossed on some sunglasses and his Battle City Jacket turned Black, and he bent backward in slow motion, with Alister flying past his head and right into a popcorn stand. He gets right back up and says "Gimme a HUG!" Kaiba flew straight over to the Superman roller coaster as soon as it moved, not buckling his seat belt but singing the "Mission Impossible" song on the way up. Everyone just stared, then they all went off in groups.

Tea, Mokuba, Duke(yes, he's alive again), and Ishizu

The group of four were standing in line for Joker's Jinx. (that's a fun ride! XD) ?They were at the front of line but were having trouble getting on because Mokuba was to short. "Please, our FRIENDSHIP will keep him from falling off the ride!" Tea said. "I'm sorry, but the answer is 'no' no please leave." Duke was getting annoyed, so he shouted "Look, yo! We all wanna ride this ride, so you betta let us on, dog!" Everyone stared at him weirdly. Ishizu, being the seemingly calm one, suddenly pulled a pocketknife out of her clothes and held it up to the guys neck. "You let us on, or your dead." "B-But, the rules-" But it was too late. Ishizu killed him, took Mokuba and threw him next to her in the front car. Duke wanted to do something violent too, so after the four were strapped in, he started tossing dice at everyone in line "Back! Back I say!" Everyone ran away. The runner of the ride was so scared she wouldn't start the ride, but just stared at Ishizu with frightened eyes. That is, until Ishizu gave her a death glare and growled "What the hell are you looking at?" The girl quickly started the ride, but accidentally put it on full speed, then she ran off.

Marik, Valon, Joey, and Serenity

This group was at the Bumper cars. Since the cars were for two people each, they got in the cars as : Valon and Marik, and Joey and Serenity. "Great. Two psycho's in a bumper car. -;" When the ride starts, Valon and Marik were revving up to smash into Joey and Serenity. Joey started revving up their car and said, "Ya ready sis? Let's kick some butt!" Serenity's eyes started watering up. "Why do we have bump into the others? They're so nice! Let's just drive around and enjoy the ride." Joey looked at his sister as if she was crazy(she is actually). "But, we'd be sitting Ducks!" "So?" "Fine. I'll do it only for you, sis." "Thanks Joey." He smiled, happy his sister was happy… but that smiled was cut short when Marik and Valon came crashing thru everyone, and right into them. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Joey and Serenity crashed into a wall. Marik and Valon slapped each other high fives. Joey started getting angry, but cut his anger short when he remembered his sister. "Serenity! You all right?" Serenity just sat there, not answering his question. Then, she looked up, flames in her eyes. "THIS…MEANS…WAAAR!" Serenity took over the wheel, and aimed there car right towards the other's car. Valon gulped, and looked over to Marik… who wasn't there. He was smart enough to get out of the car, and shove a person out of another car and drive away. He saw that Joey left too, to meet up with Marik in his new Bumper car, and they both drove over to the other side of the track. Serenity revved up her car, and started advancing towards Valon. She was two inches away from his car, when…………………the ride was over. Serenity jumped out of her car and skipped to the exit, singing. Joey, Valon, and Marik were all scared and crying. Then they all followed her.

Yugi, Kaiba, Tristan, Alister, Odion and Yami

"NO! I am the Great AND POWERFUL PHARAOH! I should pick where we go!" "Forget it, Yami. We all gotta stick together, and we are gonna get on Superman, okay?" The biggest group of them all went over to Superman. "Where are we all gonna sit?" Yugi asked. "You can sit with me, Kaiba." Alister said, batting his eyelashes at him. "Uhh… no. I'll sit with anyone else than you, gaywad." So, the seating is as follows: Kaiba and Yugi up front, Odion and Yami, and Alister and Tristan. "Why do I have to sit with Alister?" Tristan whined. "Because you're enough of a girl that you'll be safe." Kaiba yelled from up front. "Oh." So, on the way down the 200 ft. high hill, going over the corkscrews and double helixes, the ride was over. Kaiba got out first, trying to pry Yugi off of his arm, who's eyes were the size of basketballs. Yami got up, satisfied. "Now that is a ride, THE GREAT PHARAOH would want to get on again!" Odion staggered out, rubbing his temples. "The great pharaoh talked about Duel Monsters all the way down. I got a headache." Tristan and Alister giggled as they were getting out, talking about nail polish and girl stuff.

Then, everyone met up with each other and decided to call it a day. So they strapped Tea onto a their once again a new car: A Red Jeep Grand Cherokee. Valon and the others said goodbye, and Valon went to therapy because of the incident of with Serenity. Everyone gets dropped off and wait for the next day to come.
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Well? How was it? Next time I update it'll be about March 24, Which is my Birthday! So please review! It's gonna be my B-day present from all you to me! Yay! I'll be 14! I'm runnin' outta ideas, so e-mail me, DON'T PUT IT IN REVIEWS! Also, I'm sorry for making Alister gay for all you Alister fans. Hell, I'm an Alister fan, but only 'cause I feel sorry for him and plus he's nuts! (though I know there not a lot of fans of his out there. Oh well.) Tell me when you want Shadi to come back. He rocks. Yeah.I give you all cookies and all kinds of suger products!Cya! –The awesomely stupid and retarded QR.