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Chapter 4: Day 3, Someone Unexpected.

Kaiba was trudging up to his room, tired from going to Six Flags. While he was trying to sleep, he thought he heard a crash downstairs. Kaiba paid no mind to it. It was Tea's turn to pick a place to go tomorrow, and he certainly wasn't ready for that. 'Oh well. As long as she doesn't do anything friendshippy, then I don't care where we go." He heard another crash downstairs, and he was starting to get suspicious, but once again paid no mind.

'And that freak Shadi? If he ever comes near me, I swear…' He kept thinking.

Once again, there was a crash. Kaiba started to get extremely annoyed, but kept his cool. He just kept on thinkin'.

'And I wonder why Dartz wasn't with the Doom bikers. Hopefully he went to go get a haircut. And new clothes. Yeah.'

There was one final crash, and Kaiba got pissed and ran down the stairs, only to see Mokuba on the bottom step of the basement stairs.

"Hey, Seto. Ow." Mokuba said, wincing in pain. Kaiba raised an eyebrow and said "What were you doing? It's 2 a.m." Mokuba shrugged and said "I tried taking a ride down the stairs on my skateboard. Seto sighed and went to bed.

Over Joey's House

Joey was on the phone with Serenity at 2:30. "No, sis, I got to go. I'm tired." "Why do you gotta hang up? Don't you like me anymore?" Joey sighed. "yes, I still like you. I'm just tired. Okay? Bye."

Joey sighed and went into his room. 'Sheesh, what a chatterbox.' So he goes to his bed and finds… Inuyasha! "Where am I?" "uhh, dude, you're in the wrong Anime."

Inuyasha looks around. "Really?" "Yeah. Just go to the Anime section and hold down 1,4, w, g, h, r, space bar, and ctrl, while typing 'Joey rox' on your keyboard." "Uhh, but I don't has a keyboard." "Whatever screw you." So Inuyasha runs away and jumps down a well made out of chewing gum, only to get eaten by an acid spitting taco. Joey shakes his head and goes to bed.

Yugi's House

Yami stood in the middle of the living room in utter shock. Yugi happened to steal some cotton candy from Six Flags and ate it all at once. His sugar high led to… well, this. The kitchen was full of piles of sugar, Yugi's bedroom looked like a huge tornado hit it, and Grandpa actually fell asleep through the whole thing!

"Uh, Yugi? Isn't it past your bedtime?" Yami said, avoiding a cow that flew out of nowhere. Yugi just kept jumping.

"Geewhatdoyoumeanimnoteventired!" Yugi screeched, jumping up and down. Then, he fell asleep. Yami sighed heavily.

"I, the great pharaoh, am getting to old for this.' He said, then he went to sleep, dreaming about Tristan and Mokuba doing the Salsa.

Scary Island

Samara was watching her favorite TV show, Jerry Springer. She cracked up when a guy threw a chair at another, the chair smashing into his skull. "Heh. I love this show." Samara's older sister Wawa burst through the door. "Samara! You have to go out and kill someone. It's his Seventh day."

"Grr. A good part is coming up too. Who is he?" Samara asked impatiently. "Y'know. The one with the blue hair and the dorky outfit? About yay high?" Samara shuddered. She didn't like him very much, what with the talking of the bugs.

"Fine. Tape this for me." And with that, Samara ran out the door.

In the morning

Everyone was in front of Yugi's House, waiting for Tea. Odion was reading the newspaper. "Heh. Weevil died today. They found him in his room." Nobody felt any sympathy at all. Everyone hated that little bugger.

"Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late! I had to get the tickets for our trip!" Tea said, giving everyone thumbs up. "What kind of trip. You'll see…" Tea said giggling. Marik pushed her into the road, and Yugi kicked her head.

On the Plane

Yami stared at all the controls above his seat. He didn't know what any of them were, so he just sat there. Yugi asked the stewardess for an Ice pack because his late-night sugar high gave him sort of a sugar hangover. Joey went into the bathroom, but never came out because his head got stuck in the toilet. Kaiba was sitting in front of Marik, who was bugging him by kicking his seat. Mokuba was bugging the pilot. Tristan tried to hit on the stewardess, who smacked him with a bag of peanuts. Ishizu was just being boring and reading a newspaper.

"Marik, kick my chair one more time and you're gonna get it." Kaiba said with a bunch of annoyance. Marik started cracking up. Kaiba then started timing every time Marik kicked his chair. Then, the next time Marik kicked, Kaiba pulled his chair back at the same time, crashing into Marik's knees. When Kaiba's head was back, Marik hit him with his bag, and Kaiba quickly pulled his head back… but got hit anyway.

"Hey, anyone seen Joey?" Yugi asked, wincing in hangover pain. "Nope." "Oh, okay." Ishizu just kept reading, ignoring Bakura who appeared and murdered the pilot.

Joey finally got his head out of the toilet and washed his face because SOMETHING was in there. Ewwww.

Then, a voice came over the intercom. "Next Stop, Duelist Kingdom!" Everyone's mouth dropped open.

Tea laughed. "I thought we could meet up with our old friend, Pegasus." Kaiba's face paled, then he leapt at Tea. "I WILL NOT HANG AROUND PEGAFAG ANYMORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE!" He screeched, strangling her. Mokuba's voice came over the intercom. "Uh, guys? The pilot was killed." Finally Yami realized why the clouds were moving by so fast.

Everyone screamed, but the plane was saved by Super-Rafael. But, the minute he reached the ground, his powers went away, and he got crushed. Kaiba decided to get off the plane, if Rafael was there, then Alister would probably be nearby. And that British Valon dude too. He did NOT want to stay near them. So they all headed inside.

"Ah, Kaiba-boy, Yugi-boy, Joey-boy, Tea-boy, everyone-boy." Pegasus said, pushing everyone inside.

1 hour later

Everyone was pigging out on food, after sneaking away from Pegasus, who was talking to himself.

"You think he'd notice by now." Yugi said, just as Pegafag walked by, talking to noone. "Sho what, yodfuhgi!" Joey said, his mouth full of food.

Everyone decided to call it a day, so they hijacked a plane from Pegafag. As they were getting on, they heard someone shout, "FOUR!" It was Crochet, well, playing crochet. The ball he just hit sailed through the air and smacked Yami right in the head. "OW! Look, you DARE leave a bruise on MY face?" He broke down crying, and they head to carry him on board.

"Aw, come on! I want to fly, please?" Mokuba whined. Everyone got into a huddle. "You think it will be as dangerous as Marik when we let him drive?" Ishizu whispered. Tristan shrugged, "I hope not. Maybe we should let Kaiba fly." Just then, Pegafag came running out.

"WAIT! Where are you all going without me?" Pegasus shouted. Everyone screamed. "FLY, MOKUBA, FLY!" So they threw him in the cockpit, and they flew off.

They got back to Domino city, and the minute they got back, they ran into none other than Shadi on the sidewalk, wearing a hobo's outfit, and holding a sign that says 'Armageddon outta here.' Then he got in his Hummer and drove away.
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Well, that was my chapter. I got an iPod thingy for me birthday! And a whole bunch of other stuff! I'll update maybe on Monday or Tuesday, k? REVIEW!