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Chapter: 7, Day 5, Our Team is Better!

Everyone decided to go bowling, so.. that's where they headed. They were gonnaorder one lane, but thanx to Tea, they had to order the whole building! The clerk or whatever it is looked at them wierd and said, "That will be $10,000, dudes." Everyone's eyes got big, then they all smiled at our favorite brunette CEO, who sighed and wrote a check.

While everyone else got there bowling shoes, Yami headed over to the bar. The bartender stopped him and said, "woah, woah, woah! you're a litle young to be coming in here, aren't you?" Yami looked at him irratatedly and said, "Actually, I'm 5,000 years old." The bartender patted Yami on the head and threw him out of the bar. "WAIT! I'm the GREAT AND POWERFUL PHARAOH! You can't do this to me!" But he lost his track of thought and ran over to everyone else, who were fighting about the teams.

Yugi was screaming at the top of his lungs, "I DON'T WANT TEA ON MY TEAM!" and Tea was screaming "YUGI! I LOVE YOU!" Anyways, they finally figured out the teams: (these are from The Inferno: don't own this either)

The Good guys: Tea, Joey, Duke(yes, he's alive again), Raphael(yes, they're all here again), Alister, Tristan, Dartz, and Serenity.
The Bad Asses: Yugi, Yami, Kaiba, Marik, Ishizu, Mokuba, Valon, and Odion
Good Guys team leader: Joey
Bad Asses team leader: Yami

Back to the story line! As soon as they got that all sorted out, and they stopped screaming, "My team is better than yours!", they heard a jet outside. When they went to see what is was, it was none other than: PEGASUS! Kaiba screeched and ran back in. (poor kaiba, he's harassed by everyone) Pegasus waved to everyone. "Hi, old chaps! My Kaiba-Tracker said that you were all here, so I followed!" Everyone huddled. Marik asked, "Should we let him stay?" Joey said, "Well, we do need a scorekeeper..." So everyone agreed to let Pegafag be scorekeeper. Yami walked cautiously over to Pegasus. "Oh, Pegasus! We have a job for you to be scorekeeper! Doesn't that sound great?" Pegasus got a big smile on his face and hugged Yami. "Oh. My. God. This is the best day of my life!" Yami's eyes got wide and he said through gritted teeth, "Don't touch the GREAT AND POWERFUL PHARAOH!"

Finally, they started bowling. The Good Guys were up first, so Joey was up. He took the bowling ball andkickedit like a soccer ball. It didn't evengo 3 inches, just plopped to the ground. Joey started howling in pain and after another twenty minutes, he got back up and threw it the RIGHT way this time. he knocked down 6 pins. his third try, he got a gutter ball. Yami was up now, and he walked up to the ball and picked it up, but didn't do anything afterwards. Everyone's asking him why he stopped. He gave them a quizzical look and said, "I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL PHARAOH, doesn't know what this is!" Yugi stared at him. "It's a bowling ball, Yami." "Well, what do you do with it?" "You roll it down the lane." "OH!" So he did, and the little bastard got a strike! The Good Guys were yelling "FAG!" and "YOU CHEATED", but soon they quieted down when Alister went up to bowl. He suddenly took out a very large golf club and, after winking at Kaiba, who shuddered, he threw the ball up in the air and screeched, "FOUR!" and hit the ball, which broke rightthrough the wall. Second turn, he knocked 2 pins down, and on the third turn, he broke a nail. So, he started crying and they had to drag him away.

Next it was Yugi's turn. Yugi got 7 pins down. After that, he had one pin to go. He reared back, andhe threw the ball with his fingers still in the holes. He may have crashed into the wall, but hey, he got a strike! Once it was Tea's turn, everyone booed. Tea smiled and said, "Thanks, guys! I'll do my best!" But, when she looked at the bowling ball, she began to get hungry. So, she ate it. What else? Her second turn was in slow motion. The ball flew down the lane and got a fricken' strike! Noone could believe it, so they just ignored her. Next was good ol' Kaiba-chan! As he walked up there, he was uncomfortable with the way Pegasus was looking at him. Then, he got an idea. He threw the ball at Pegasus, but missed and hit Joey instead. As Everyone crowded around Joey, Kaiba ran up the lane and knocked down all the pins and ran back. The Bad-Asses forgot about Joey and cheered for Kaiba. Kaiba snickered and sat down.

Serenity was up now, and she completely flung it down the lane so hard, it killed the pins, all that was left were sawdust. It really scared everyone. In fact, throughout thiswhole entire week, especially at Six Flags, Serenity really frightened everyone.Noone knew she was that strong. However, Pegasus made a mistake about saying, "Umm, I don't think that counts.". Serenity's head turned around, ALL the way around, and she glared at him/her. Pegafag finally understood, so he changed the score to a strike. Marik was up next, and the minute he got the ball, he flung that damned thing harder than Serenity. It went so fast, it took out China andMexico, and then U-turned back and... completely missed the pins, but hit the bartender in the back of the head. Yami looked at the unconscious bartender, so he ran into the bar and chugged 18 Bloody Mary's! Duke went to pick up the ball, but it wouldn't budge. It just grew eyes and glared at him. Duke realized it was one of his imaginary friends. "Hey, Bowly! Why won't you let me pick you up?" "..." It just glared at him. "Oh, is it because last time I was here, I used a different Bowling Ball?" "Mmm-Hmm." "Aww, come give me a hug, ya big creep!"(I got that off of the Andy Milonakis show!) He went to hug it, but Bowly shouted, "I HATE YOU SO MUCH! GET A LIFE!" And smacked him in the head. Duke started crying. "I told you all, everyone hates me!" And he ran out into the street, but he didn't get hit by a car, oh no, he got eaten by a squirrel! Yes, a squirrel! Anyways, everyone got back to the game. Mokuba was up, and he got a strike. He jumped up in the air. "Yes! I got a damned strike, bitches!" everyone stared at him. Ishizu asked, "Mokuba, where, did you learn those words?" Mokuba thought for a moment. "Hmmm...Seto screamed it last night when he tripped over a lawn gnome in his room, and from MTV and Teletubbies.". Everyone stared at Kaiba. "You have a lawn gnome in your room?" "It's Mokuba's. He bought the damn thing one day and put in in my room to see if he could scare me." Mokuba got mad at Kaiba. "Don't bug Whispering Willy!" Everyone just stared at them, and then resumed the very long and theauthor's hand-cramping game.

Dartz was up, and everyone was hoping he'd get a strike. Not only so the Good Guys would get another strike, they were afraid Dartz would get mad if he didn't get anything. Once Dartz rolled the ball, he spasmed and screeched out, "Oricalchos!", and he got a gutter ball. Everyone grew quiet. They were begging for their lives. They did not want this psycho to get mad. But, he just spasmed again and took his seond turn. this time, he got a strike, and everyone clapped nervously. Anyways, everyone else went but they're too boring to talk about, so they met up with this old fart. "Ah, so you little whippersnappers have watched the cursed tape of Samara." Everyone nodded there heads. Yami spoke up. "Do you know a way to get rid of the curse?" Everyone glared at him. Tristan yelled, "I thought you knew how to get rid of it!" Yami was embarrased. 'oops, busted.' he thought. "Well, I just wanna make sure we have a backup plan, you know?" Everyone actually believed him. "Yes, I do know how..."The old mangrew quiet. Ishizu poked him with a stick. The old man spazzed and had a heart attack. Everyone looked at him, then they all started poking him. Yugi looked at Ishizu. "Ishizu, you killed him!" Ishizu decided to change the subject, since she knew everyone here had short attention spans. "H-Hey, let's add up the scores!"

The Bad-Asses knew they won, because Kaiba was on their team and Pegasus was scorekeeper. They were right, for Pegasus had added 50 extra points. Not that it mattered. They would have won anyway. But they tied. actually, Pegasus added to the wrong team, but he'd never admit it.Well, they spent 16 hours at this damn lace, so they went home to rest up for tommorow,their 6th day...

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