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Chapter 7: Day 6, Gone Fishin'!
As always, I must explain about the night before, so here goes.
Yami and Yugi were watching Yami's favorite movie: The Prince of Egypt. Yugi had to cover his ears throughout the whole movie, though, because Yami was singing every song in the movie. "GLEAMING IN THE MOONLIGHT" Yugi groaned and ran to his bedroom, trying to shut out the awful high notes, but they kept on coming. "COOL AND CLEAN AND ALL I EVER KNOWN, ALL I EVER WANTED THIS IS MY HOME!" Yugi's eardrums burst. Yami stood there. "...What did I do?"
Joey was sitting on his couch watching the author's fave show: The Andy Milonakis Show!(Now come on, who doesn't like Andy!) Unfortunately, he must have caught the singing disease from Yami, because he was singing along with the theme song. "I got peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head. Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head. Bruce Lees on my head, but don't call me a Lee head. Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed!" Someone peeked in his window, but Joey kept on singing. "Pancake on my face, makes me extra happy, I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy!"
The person snuck around to Joeys front door and slowly started opening it. "So yo, I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it, I put baloney in my left pocket, smear some cream cheese in my gold locket, Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis. It's my show, I'm Shmandy Smila-Shmakis, It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis!" Suddenly, the door broke down and Serenity came running in. "JOEY! You haven't called me in ten minutes!" She screamed, tossing a chair at him. Joey started freaking out. "Sis, calm down! I called you 3 minutes ago!" Serenity stopped attacking. "Really?" "Yeah!" Oh...okay, bye Joey" Serenity said, skipping away.
Mokuba was playing his Game boy when suddenly the phone rang. Mokuba jumped up and answered it. "Hello?" "FRIENDSHIP!" Someone screamed on the other line. "Tea, stop calling here!" Mokuba screamed and hung up. Then the phone rang again. Mokuba had a pretty good idea of who it was. "Tea, STOP CALLING!" "...What, this isn't Tea, Just your friendly telemarketer!" This made Mokuba even more angry. "I ain't buying nothin', see!" He screamed and hung up, then ran to his room and went to sleep.
Kaiba was getting ready to go to bed while checking his emails. 100 Messages came up and he clicked on the first one. All it said in big pink letters was, "FRIENDSHIP!". Kaiba sighed and looked at the e-mail address: Kaiba sighed and started checking his other e-mails, and couldn't believe it. All of them were from the same exact freak. Kaiba screamed like a girl and ran away.
Tristan was painting his fingernails, that's all I can say.
Ishizu was waiting up for Marik, who was supposed to be getting groceries. "Sheesh! All I needed was a box of Pepsi and a huge bag of M&M's!" She said. What she didn't know was that Marik wasn't going to the store. As a matter of fact, he was just outside the door right next to a tree, yelling at a squirrel who threw a walnut at him. "Yeah, you heard me! You better apologize, you fatty fathead, FAT!" Anyone could have heard him screaming, but, Ishizu had the T.V. turned up full blast. The said squirrel, however, wasn't paying attention to Marik, who was starting to get mad.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't make me get Whisperin' Willy out here!(BTW, Whisperin' Willy is a lawn gnome.) Are you ignoring me! You do not ignore Marik! I'm too hot!" Then Marik Tossed a brick from the house up at the squirrel and hit him square in the head. The squirrel disappeared in the tree for a while, then came back out with an army of squirrels, which all chased after him. "Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" he screamed, then took of into the house, and blocked the front door with weird items: a sink, a bed, Odion, and Saddam Huissen. "Marik?" "Yes, sister?" "Where's the soda and M&M's?" Ishizu asked. "..." "Well, Marik?" "...oops..." Ishizu jumped at Marik, grabbing his throat. "YOU FORGOT THE FOOD! What were you doing all this time!" "Throwing bricks at a squirrel." Ishizu stopped choking Marik. "Huh?" "Long story. And why didn't me use the car, anyway?" "Because you kill cars." "..."
The only thing Duke was doing was tossing dice at passerbys and twirling his hair.
The Next Day
Since noone knew what to do anymore, and the author completely ran out of ideas and was upset that this story was almost over, they decided to go fishing out in a bay somewhere. "All right, I'm awesome at fishing!" Joey shouted, which made everyone laugh. "What I say?" Yugi struggled to stop laughing. "Remember what happened last year that me and Tristan told all around school?" Joey had to think.
Flashback
Joey, Yugi, Tristan and Duke were all fishing when Duke caught a fish. "Awesome! Hey, Joey, come look!" So Joey ran over and poked the fish. Immediately, the fish lashed out at him! "KYAAAAAAAAA!" Joey screamed like a girl and ran away.
End Flashback
"Aww, come on, you guys! It was a big fish, you know?" Joey said, trying to hide his embarrassment. Tea jumped in with a big, fat smile on her face and hugged Joey. "Everyone leave my friend alone!" Tea said, squeezing Joey tighter. Joey just starts foaming at the mouth. Kaiba was starting to get angry, because they haven't done anything yet. "Come on, freaks. Let's get moving." They were gonna use Marik's boat, or yacht, or whatever, so god forbid, Marik got to drive. He still hadn't changed his yacht/boats name since the Battle City incident, so written in huge, red letters, was the name of the yacht/boat: The S.S PHARAOH! Everyone sweatdropped at this, but Yami stood tall and proud. "I KNEW I was special in SOME way!" So they started going out into the randomly placed bay. This was not an easy task, however, because Marik had to be the worst boat driver ever.
They hit at least 8 buoys, and now they were being chased by a police boat. "Marik, SLOW DOWN!" Ishizu screamed at the top of her lungs. "I can't, the gas pedals stuck!" "Move over, tattoo-boy!" Kaiba shouted, and shoved Marik out of the way. "Hey, that was uncalled for!" Marik shouted from his place on the floor. Kaiba ignored him, revved up the motor, then did a U-turn and ran straight over the police boat! There, now we can fish." Everyone was literally terrified of Kaiba now, but they started fishing anyway.
Tea was the first to catch a fish, but noone got to see it because the minute she caught it, she ate it. "Mmm, good fish!" Tea roared. Next Mokuba caught a fish, but it dragged him in. The problem was it happened so fast, noone noticed him get dragged in. "AHOY, FRIENDS!" Came a familiar voice. "Hey, Mako! What have you been up to?" Tristan asked. Kaiba finally noticed Mokuba was gone.
"Hey, where's Mokuba?" Mako disappeared from his boat for a second and came back with a drenched Mokuba. "Do you guys know who this land lubber belongs to?' "Yea, he's ours. Toss him over!" Yami said. Mokuba was immediately tossed over to the other boat. "Hey, this is child abuse!" Mokuba screamed as he hit his head on the floor of the deck. "Oh my God! I thought I was going to lose you!" Tea screeched, squeezing his guts out. "Thanks, Mako." Yugi said. "No problem! See ya!" And with that, Mako drove off into the sun.
Another hour had passed, and noone had caught a single fish, except Tea. Finally, Marik felt a tug on his line, but when he tried to reel it in, he wasn't strong enough to pull it up. "Little help here, guys?" Marik asked through clenched teeth. Duke tried to help, but it didn't help at all. Next, Yugi and Yami tried helping those two, put it didn't do anything.
Kaiba helped, but even with him helping, they still couldn't pull up whatever it was. Soon, the others started to notice that the boat/yacht was tilting to one side. Pretty soon, everyone was trying to help Marik pull this damn fish up. "Damn, dis thing is hella strong!" Joey said. They all didn't notice, however, that the boat/yacht would tilt even more each time the group pulled on the line. The boat was now tilting up just like the titanic, and the whole gang fell in the water. How did this happen, you might ask? Well, the reason was that Marik fishing hook was unbreakable, so it would hold on to anything, so it got caught onto the opposite side of the boat/yacht in the current, causing it to tilt over.
Once the group of morons fell off, the boat/yacht miraculously tipped right back into place.
Great, what are we gonna do now!" Tristan asked as a wave tumbled over him. Marik calmly said, "No problem, everyone! As long as I have the keys, We can get in through a door in the bottom!"
So after everyone struggled to swim over to the other side of the boat/yacht, Marik was getting ready to unlock the little door, but he got a very embarrassed look on his face. "Gee, you guys aren't gonna believe this... I forgot the keys." Everyone groaned and threw random objects at him. Duke came up with an idea, "Well, we'll have to pick the lock with something..."
Everyone turned over to Yami and Yugi. Yami caught on to the idea fast, because he had to pick a lock with his hair before, because he locked himself out of the house once. "Uh-uh! No way, guys! My-uh-My hair's too big to fit in the hole! Use Yugi's!" "WHA! Why me!" Kaiba was starting to panic because the over use of starch he used on his coat, which caused it to float in an abnormally way, was soaking through. So he picked up Yugi and tossed him right into the keyhole. "Yeah! It's unlocked!" Tristan said, pointing out the most obvious thing in the world.
So they all scrambled inside the boat/yacht, and after a bit more fishing they all decided to call it a day because it started raining, and Mako was coming back towards the group. Marik insisted he drive again, but everyone shot him a dirty glare and tied him to a pole. Meanwhile, our fat friend Tea was tied to another pole on the poop deck. 'Hmm, I wonder why they call it a poop deck...' Tea wondered. Suddenly, Jaws music could be heard playing, and all of these seagulls came out of nowhere and shit all over Tea. Tea was not upset, however. "Mmm, Cookies and Cream." She said, slurping all of the shit up. Kaiba was the only one who could legally drive a boat/yacht, so he took all of them home.
When they got back, the rain didn't let up, and they were listening to the weatherman on the radio. "And, tomorrow, there will be even more rain, so if tomorrow you and a group of friends are going to die because of a cursed tape, it would be a good day just to stay in your pajamas! The day after, however, will be sunny, so if your not going to be killed by a psycho tape, slap on some sunscreen and hit the beach! Have a beautiful day, everyone!" With that depressing newscast, they all went home to prepare for there final day...
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