Hi! I'm just trying to finish this story before school starts Monday.(DAMN HIGH SCHOOLS!) Anyways, This chapter is gonna be extra extra extra long! Have fun!
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO, but I do own this gigantic cup of soda at 7: 42 a.m.! So there! Oh, and these ideas are all from my twisted mind!
Warning:There are some odd pairings at the end, so watch outThere are some changes to this final chapter, so each paragraph of the night before will start like this:
(Characters House)
(Name of Street)
(Date)
(Time)
Very Dramatic, I know.
Ok? On with the Fic!
Chapter 8: The Final Day!
Mutou Residence
123 Letsduel Lane
August 23, 2005
8:30p.m
Yugi was sobbing in the kitchen. Now I mean sobbing. You had to take a boat to give him a tissue. "Well, tomorrows the last day." He said between sobs. "What am I gonna do with all my stuff!"
Yami came into a kitchen in a rinky dink paddle boat he most likely just finished making, because it was gonna fall apart any minute. "Can I have it?" Yugi looked at him confused. "But...you're gonna die too."
Yami chuckled a little gay chuckle and patted Yugi on the back. "Correction. I am THE ALMIGHTY PHARAOH! I, THE ALMIGHTY PHARAOH, will never die!" Yugi just stared at him. "Whatever you say, Yami." Yami smiled. "Your welcome, Yu- OH. MY. GOD. There's a new episode of Malcolm in the Middle on!" He squealed like a girl and quickly paddled to the living room. Yugi swam over. 'Maybe on of my favorite shows will cheer me up!' he thought. But with the evil author lurking in the shadows, all you readers should know that's not gonna happen.
Dramatic part: Yami and Yugi were waiting for their show to come on. Then, a news announcement came on. "Attention, all viewers We have been reported that the show 'Malcolm in the Middle', has been taken off the air." Yugi and Yami got all wide-eyed and they both let out ear-piercing screams.
End of Drama
When the both of them stopped crying, they heard the front door open as Solomon(sp? Aka, Yugi's grandpa). Outside, they heard rap music blaring from what looked like a pimp mobile. "Yo, see ya later, my homeboys!" Grandpa said, and after giving them a peace sign, slammed the door. "Well, hello, Yugi and, umm, say who are you again?" He asked Yami. Yami's face went red. "What did you just say?" "Umm, who are you?" "HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ME, THE ALMIGHTY POWERFUL PHARAOH?" Grandpa now knew that if he didn't run away now, he'd be dead. "Well, nice seeing you boys, oh jeez, those enchiladas just kicked in, how about that! Bye!" Solomon said, running into the bathroom and locking the door.
Yami was about to chase after him, but noticed that damn news announcer guy again. "We just got word that the show, 'Malcolm in the Middle', is back on the air, and as celebration, we will be playing the show for an hour, have a nice night." Yami squealed and ran back to the couch. Yugi sighed and followed him in
Wheeler Residence
789 Dogboy Avenue
August 23, 2005
8: 45 p.m.
Joey Wheeler was staring at the phone in his hand. "I want to call Serenity to say goodbye, but if I do, then she'll want to talk for 5 hours!" Joey did want to say goodbye, though, so he decided to take his chances. "Hello?" Serenity answered from the other line.
"Hey, Serenity? It's Joey." Joey cautiously said, waiting for the annoying voice to answer back. "Oh my God, Joey! I missed you so much!" She screamed. "Uh, yeah. Sis, I actually called to say goodbye." "What do you mean, Joey?" So Joey told Serenity the whole entire story about Samara and the tape. Surprisingly, Serenity stayed quiet throughout the whole story.
"So..." Serenity said. "So you're leaving me for another sister, is that it!" Serenity roared. Joey groaned in frustration. He knew this wasn't gonna be easy. "Sis, you know and I know that we don't have another sister." "Sure, that's what you want me to think!" Serenity said, but on her line, Joey could hear someone. "Hey, Serenity, have you seen my pants?" The voice asked. Joey was seething. He knew who that voice belonged to. The one and only Duke Devlin, or whatever his last name was. "Duke! WHAT'RE YOU DOING OVER MY SISTERS HOUSE?" he screamed into the phone. "Umm, nothing..." Duke said, and was starting to run out the door, but Joey came jumping through the phone and started attacking Duke. Serenity was freaking out in the corner. "Joey, stop! He was just doing laundry!" Joey glared at his sister. "Yeah, right!" "I'm serious, look in the washing machine!" So Joey unbelievingly walked over to the washing machine, and took out a pair of pink boxer shorts, which had a label on them that said: Duke. Joey was embarrassed at his outburst, but also a little disturbed. "Duke, why do you have pink boxers?" Duke looked confused. "Huh? I don't have pink Boxers. OH NO! I mixed my reds with my whites!" Duke said, crying. Joey just sighed and ran home.
Kaiba Residence
456 FilthyRich Drive
August 23, 2005
9:03 p.m.
Kaiba was checking his e-mails for the last time, well, after he deleted all the Tea e-mails, he just realized the rest was junk mail. He was about the delete it all, but one e-mail caught his eye. It said: "To my brother." Kaiba just thought it was from Mokuba, so he read it. But it wasn't from Mokuba. It was from the last person he ever wanted to talk to: Noah. "Oh, great." Kaiba murmured as he read it.
He nearly fell on the floor laughing when he read it. "What is it, Seto?" Mokuba asked, hearing his older brother laughing. "R-read that e-mail." Kaiba said. "Dearest Seto: I was planning to send an atom bomb in the mail, but as I was wrapping it up, I noticed I set the timer to 2 minutes instead of 2 hours, so it just blew up in my face. Well, that's all for now. Toodles! Love, Noah." Mokuba and Kaiba were now dying from laughter, until 'that 70's Show came on, so they plopped right down on there uber-expensive leather sofa and watch mindless t.v..
Ishtar Residence
666 PsychoRoad
August 23, 2005
9:13 p.m.
Marik was up in his room, listening to the best band ever: My Chemical Romance. He really didn't care if he died tomorrow, as long as his visitor showed up tonight. Then, there was a tap on his window. Marik grinned evilly and opened the window. In came a squirrel. "Ah, hello, Mr. Fuzzykins." "Chip, chip.(that's all I can think of as squirrel talk)(trans: Hello, Marik.)" The squirrel said. "It's now time for my revenge on you, furry friend!" Marik yelled. "Chip chip, chip chip chip chip chip chip.(I can't, I got a poker tournament tonight.) The squirrel said. "Oh. Well...tomorrow. Morning. Right Here. Got it?" Marik asked. "Chip chip(got it.)" So they shook hand and paw and with that, the squirrel jumped out the window. "Well. Now that that's taken care of, I'm gonna go watch the Andy Milonakis Show!" So Marik was walking out of his room, he saw that Ishizu was watching him and his conversation with the squirrel.
"I-uh- Well, y-you see, that was the squirrel from yesterday, sister!" Marik said, embarrassed. Ishizu just stood there, then followed Marik as he bounded down the stairs. Just then, a letter came flying in the window and hit Marik in the eye. "Aw, GOD DAMN IT!" When he could see again, he picked up the letter and it said: To Marik Ishtar. "Hmm, something's amiss!" He said, and as he read it, he began to get disturbed:
Dearest Marik,
I can't stand to live anymore without you! Tomorrow at 11:30, to figure out who I am, meet me at the front of the mall. Love you!
Love,
Your Secret Admirer XOXOXOXO
"What the Hell?" He wondered, and headed down the stairs.
Gardner Residence
860 Friendship Blvd.
August 23, 2005
9:17 p.m.
Tea was writing letters to everyone she knew, and sealing them with happy faces. "Oh, my love. Why won't you write me back?" Tea wondered as she looked to her shrine of the man she loved.(you'll figure out who it is, just wait.) Then she got back to her writing, but as she looked a those piles of paper in her hand, she got a weird feeling in her stomach. Yes, that's what it was. The feeling was...Hunger. Then, she ate all of the paper, burped, and rolled down to the kitchen, because she was still hungry.
Taylor Residence
412 MutatedHair lane
August 23, 2005
9:24p.m.
Tristan was picking out his outfit for tomorrow. He wanted it to be perfect because he was going to tell his crush he was madly in love with them. "Hmm, now what color should my nails be?" He asked, himself.
I think I got everyone, sooooo...
The Next day
Everyone decided to meet in front of the mall. Once they all got there, they just started talking. Marik stood with the others at the front of the mall and checked his watch: 11:28 a.m.. He was starting to get nervous, so he just stood there. Him and Ishizu had told everyone about his 'Secret Admirer', and they were all waiting to see who it was. When the two minutes passed, nearly everyone was distracted with talking when suddenly a very loud voice called out "MARIK!" And the last person you'd expect was running towards him. It was none other than ... ...MAI!
Marik had a face like this on, while joey had this face: TT.
Mai ran up and kissed and hugged Marik so hard, he fell over. Everyone was freaking out. "I loved you secretly ever since I met you!" "But, Mai? What about Joey! I thought you liked him!" "Hmm...Nah!" "You mean you like me even after my Yami sent you to the Shadow realm!" "Yep!" Marik was terrified of Mai, but also a little happy, and also a little sad.
"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, Mai, But.." So they all told Mai about the cursed tape. Mai stood up with a huge boost of confidence. "NOONE WILL EVER TAKE MY MARIK AWAY FROM ME!" she screamed. Joey walked over to Marik. "You know what, Marik? You can have her." So with that couple out of the way, they noticed a girly yet manlike form coming towards them. It was none other than Alister.
"OH. MY. GOD. Kaiba, I knew you were my secret admirer!" He giggled, jumping onto the poor CEO. "WHAT! I'm not your secret admirer!" "Then... who was it?" Alister asked, but he felt rancid breath on his neck and turned around to see Tea staring at him with hearts in her eyes. "MY LOVE!" Tea shouted. "Ewwwwwwwwww, like, get it off!" Alister screamed, then ran away.
"Uh-oh, you guys, Samara's here!" Mokuba screamed. Samara came through a randomly placed T.V.. "Well, I hate to interrupt the love fest, but it's time for me to kill you!" Tristan decided it was time to tell his love the truth. "Well, since it's the end, I have one thing to say: I LOVE YOU, JOEY!" Joey practically had a seizure. "I guess what I'm saying is: I want to take our relationship further." Joey ran away and hid behind Yugi, which was really hard. Ishizu whispered to Yami "Now what are we gonna do, pharaoh?"
Yami tried to do a manly laugh, but it came out as a nervous squeak. "Step back everyone, I know exactly what to do." So he spit in his hands and rubbed them together, then pointed at Samara. "Samara, IT'S TIME TO DUEL!" Samara stood there stupidly. "Umm, I don't have a deck." "WHAT! YOU DARE DENY THE ALMIGHTY PHARAOH, A DUEL!" "Yea, I guess." But little did Samara know that Yami had a plan B, and also a plan C, if B didn't work out.
So he took his special weapon out: A bowl of Macaroni and a Spoon. He tossed it at Samara, and it probably would have worked too, but The Minute Yami hurled it all, Tea jumped in front of Samara and ate the fricken food.
"Dammit, Tea!" Yami said, so he initiated the plan C. "Are you there, I need backup!" "...we'll be there in 6 minutes!" "Ok, Samara, do you think you can wait 6 minutes?" Samara cracked up. "No way!" So Samara took out her Big glowing pitchfork and charged towards Yugi. "Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Yugi screamed.
Samara was two inches away from Yugi when the pitchfork stopped glowing and she stopped dead in her tracks. "Dammit, the fuckin' plug came out!" So she had to run back to the outlet and plugged it back in.
But when she was getting ready to charge again, a Red Pontiac Grand Prix came flying into view, My Chemical Romance blaring from the speakers. The driver side door opened and out stepped the authoress, QR! "I got your call, Yami, you wimp!" QR said.
Kaiba glared at Yami. "I thought you knew how to destroy Samara!" Yami chuckled nervously. "I-uh- I forgot!" Marik was still on the ground. "Hey, QR, who's in the car?" QR didn't know if she wanted to answer that. "...Do you really want to know, Marik?" "Yes." QR sighed. "Come on out, faithful sidekick and my 2nd fave character!"
Out stepped the one and only Yami Marik. "NoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Marik screamed. Kaiba inwardly felt dejected. He thought he was QR's 2nd fave character. 'Oh well, I'll have to settle for 3rd then.' he thought.
Yami Marik stared at everyone. "Don't blame me for coming, she forced — LOOK, THE PHARAOH!" he shouted, and started going on an hour long speech about how Yami should die.
QR gave Yami Marik a death glare. "How could you forget what we were doing! That's it, your going back to my 3rd fave!" Yami Marik started crying, and Kaiba was beaming inside.
"Oh, well, I know how to get rid of this person of darkness!" QR quickly ran into the mall, and came back out with a bag. Then she jumped into her car and put a CD she bought into the CD player. 'This better work, I paid a WHOLE penny for this!' When she turned on the stereo, the king of all evil, Michael Jackson's voice was blasting out of the speakers.
Samara and everyone put there hands up the their ears. But Samara screamed in pure agony. "MAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP!" A dark cloud came into view and swallowed Samara. "I'LL BE BAHK! WITH WEAPONS!" she said evilly, and with that she was gone.
Epilogue
Everyone was at QR's mansion of authoressness, celebrating. "Thank you so much for saving us!" Mai said, squeezing Marik to death. QR was trying to control her anger: MARIK WAS HERS! But anyways, QR stood up.
"I'd like to make a toast, everyone!" QR said, raising her Bloody Mary, which was illegal for her to drink, but she drank anyway. "Everyone, I have good news, and bad news. The good news is-" Yami interrupted her. "Let me guess: I just save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico?" QR stared at Yami.
"No. How lame is that line! The good news is: we are all alive!" Everyone cheered. "Well, I have 2 bad news. One: Samara forgot to kill Tea." Everyone groaned. "And 2: Wait, this is the best news you'll ever hear! I'm gonna make a sequel to this!" Everyone spazzed out and started screaming at the top of there lungs. QR grinned: She just LOVED torturing them, and this sequel was gonna be fun...
&&&&& To Be Continued &&&&&
Well, what did you all think? My poor hands hurt. Well, I have confirmed there's gonna be a sequel, but I also promised I'd make other stories, so the sequel might take a while, but I'll go as fast as I can! I know, this final chapter wasn't very climactic, but hey, you can't blame me, this fic was hard to do because I ran out of ideas so many times!
I'd like to take the time to thank the reviewers who never flamed me, and I'd also like to take the time to celebrate that I never got flamed!
Thank you all reviewers, please review the new stories I make and until then, bye all! throws confetti and all kinds of candies at reviewers and readers alike. I LOVE YOU ALL!