A/N okay, I promise one day I will actually finish this story. It was supposed to be two chapters long, but as you can see, it took a bit longer than that. But still, I finally got Tzaryn's joke in here. Now maybe one day I'll end it…

Despite all of the plots, they day of the wedding dawned bright and clear, except for the dark spots where Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon were sitting next to each other to be able to share the music. Eventually, though, Mace Windu forced them to turn it off while the wedding music was playing, although it took regular breaks so they could remind everyone that they were plotting in secret, but nobody knew that.

After a few times of doing that, Kit got annoyed with them interrupting the music, and sent Jar Jar to kill them. Of course, being Jar Jar, he only smashed the stereo. Kit commented that she had chosen to make him do something so drastic because then he'd mess up and do exactly what they wanted in the first place.

A second type of music was also smashed from a different stereo, although not on purpose. Yoda, Padmé and Kit were all playing the Star Wars theme, since they were the ones saving everyone. However, Jar Jar tripped over it and broke the stereo, but nobody minded as much as they normally would have, since they were all in good moods. None of the crazed Jedi were doing anything that could be noticed, and the wedding was going perfectly. All of their planning and hurrying about had paid off.

Finally, they all had calmed down enough to watch the wedding. The plots had stopped, and the Padawans were no longer bemoaning their Barbies and Wolf men and Doggy dolls. Of course, by the time it was that quiet, Leia and Chewbacca were exchanging rings. Or, they were supposed to.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" someone screamed as Chewbacca started to place the ring on Leia's finger. Everyone muttered concernedly, except for Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon, who were pleased. This small man had interrupted the wedding better than they ever could have.

"Do you have an objection to this wedding?" Leia asked the man.

"An OBJECTION?" the man exclaimed. "An OBJECTION! No, I don't have any OBJECTION! I don't OBJECT to the fact that you're about to put on the OBJECTIONAL Ring of Power! I don't MIND that it FOLLOWED me to the OTHER WORLD! I really don't CARE that all of Middle-Earth is ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED because you HUMANS can't hold out against Sauron for TWO MINUTES! I really have no OBJECTION to the fact that an entire YEAR of traveling towards an ACTIVE VOLCANO was in vain. So no, I'm not OBJECTING to your RUINING my life's WORK all for your STUPID WEDDING!"

"Alright then. Glad to hear you say that."

But the small man wasn't about to be kicked out without screaming and kicking his exceptionally hairy feet. However, he was the least of their problems.

"My precious!" screamed a new voice as a small, grayish creature leapt onto the scene and tried to bit Chewbacca's finger off. That didn't really work, but it did succeed in getting the wedding ring of power, and that seemed to be his goal in life.

"The precious is ours! We did it, precious, we did it!"

The little man gasped. "You give that here you slimy little toad!"

"You tell him, Mr. Frodo!" a fat little man exclaimed, running in and brandishing a frying pan at the creature. "Get away from Mr. Frodo, Stinker!"

He hit a vase of flower, much to Kit's dismay. She lunged at him, knocking over the table of food in the process. As usual, utter chaos ensued.

"Somebody do something!" exclaimed Leia. The Jedi all jumped up and began running about, trying to do something. The little man who had been called Mr. Frodo was screaming at the grey creature, who was dancing about with Leia's ring in hand. Kit was wrestling with the fat man over a vase of flowers that he insisted he could prefect. Jar Jar was standing in the spot where the flowers had been, trying to calm them down.

Two more little people ran into the scene, followed by a man in long grey robes, who looked like a colorblind Jedi. With him were a long haired man with pointy ears, a bearded creature that was smaller than a human but taller than one of the little people, and a human who was waving primitive weapons about, getting into a lightsaber duel with Mace. Although he didn't have a lightsaber, the long, metallic thing he held was obviously strong, and it didn't break. That might have been because Mace wasn't the best with a lightsaber, but who's counting?

The one with the pointy ears was now in a shouting match with Padmé, while the bearded smallish one was fighting with some of the Padawans. The other two small ones were trying to get at the food Kit had spilled, while being held back by several Jedi. The colorblind Jedi was now talking with Qui-Gon, although he didn't seem to understand what was going on any better than the rest of them, he found it funny in a way only Qui-Gon could.

But just because chaos had already ensued, didn't mean it couldn't get any worse. The tall man with the metallic weapon bumped Jar Jar out of the way, while Mace knocked over another flower stand. Both of the, of course, were standing on invisible targets for Qui-Gon's plot. Unfortunately, there were a lot of plots.

Mace and the other man screamed as they found themselves, and the rest of the flowers, covered in molasses. It didn't help Qui-Gon's feigned innocence that he stopped sneezing as that happened, just to remind everyone of his motive. A few other stray body parts were caught, but mostly it was Windu and the man with the metallic lightsaber. It hurt the strange man the worse, since it got all over his long brown hair, and Windu was bald.

A gigantic bowling ball rolled down the aisle, smashing several people and nearly flattening Anakin, who stood where Chewbacca had previously been. Luckily for the Chosen One, he jumped out of the way just in time, although he otherwise would have been killed. That bowling ball was big enough to smash a Wookie!

At the same time, a mechanical arm reached down and grabbed the small, grey creature. He dropped Leia's wedding ring, which was instantly fought over between the newcomers and some very ugly new guests who had arrived out of nowhere just in time to spot the missing ring. The grey creature found himself in a dumpster, miles away, but that's pretty irrelevant to our story.

However, if you remember, Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon weren't the only ones plotting.

A large sledgehammer swooped down and hit the chair where Obi-Wan had been seated. Luckily, nobody was there at the time. Next to him, the spot where Anakin had been sitting was occupied by Jar Jar and Kit, who were trapped behind a force-field. And Qui-Gon's place, taken up by the blonde with pointy ears, was covered in flowers. All of this happened at exactly the same moment, causing: even more chaos.

In his mad scramble to get Leia's ring, the first small man had dropped one of his own. Leia spotted this and picked it up quickly, putting it on her finger for safekeeping. Then she stormed off to her apartment, not noticing that nobody could see her.

"Where's Leia? Why are you covered in molasses? Where did these people come from? What's with the bowling ball? Who made that mechanical arm? Oh look, my sledgehammer didn't work. How am I going to get Obi-Wan now?" asked Padmé in an annoyed tone. Who she was talking to was impossible to tell.

Nine figures in black swooped down on giant dragon thingies, circling towards the ring. As they landed, all of the newcomers cowered in fear, while everyone else looked on curiously. But the nine only looked at Leia's ring for a few moments before jumping back on their dragons and swooping away.

"It's not the real ring!" the first little man exclaimed.

"After them!" added the bearded warrior covered in molasses.

"How'll we follow them on foot? We'll never catch up!" wined the fattest of the small ones.

All of them looked up towards the Coresant sky, noticing for the first time the contraptions flying through the air. They glanced quickly at each other, and then charged towards the hanger.

"Well, now they're out of the way," commented Lando. "Lets find Leia."