A/N I know. It's short, and basically nothing happens. You'll have to live with this boring chapter if anything's ever going to happen. This is too long for me to just stick into another chapter, but too important to skip. Live with it.

Three weeks later, Leia had been found. She had given up the ring to the first group of people once the little man had promised to give her ring back. If any of the others had thought to make such a deal, things would have gone differently for middle earth.

But, as it was, there were no big catastrophes that ever leaked into what the man called Mr. Frodo called 'the Star Wars world'.

"That's fitting," Anakin had commented. "We travel the stars, get into wars, and this is a world."

Finally, though, the cake had been rebaked, the other food had been remade, and the clothes had been rebought. Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Anakin had all promised to be good and not try any pranks, while Padmé, Kit, and Yoda had all promised to be good and not attempt to kill them.

Han was interpreting for Chewbacca at all of the speaking parts, and the Padawans had agreed not to bemoan their lost toes (toys! Sorry) during the wedding, since they had been promised new ones.

Everyone looked beautiful, and Leia had even left her baseball bat behind. Even the none-humanoid Jedi who Leia had annoyed turn up in clothes Padmé had sewn for them. They looked a little odd, but then again, they weren't the ones who had to be negotiated with to keep them from wearing Jedi robes to the wedding.

It was a little confusing as to who sat on what side, since most people didn't really know either of them, and were only distant relations. Eventually, it was decided that on Leia's side were: her parents, Luke, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Dooku, Yoda, Sidious, (who had promised to be good if he could attend. After all, he was Leia's great-great-grandmaster's second master) plus several people from Naboo, and Shmi's ghost.

On Chewbacca's side were: Lando, Wicket and the Ewoks, and a bunch of Wookies. The rest of the Jedi and their Padawans, Jar Jar Binks, the Gungun leader, the clones, and all of the random people who had attended, but really didn't know anybody were scattered around the rest of the area, sitting, standing, or floating wherever they could find a spot.

"Do you, Chewbacca, take this… person, to be your lawfully wedded person who is lawfully wedded?" asked Mace Windu for the third time.

"I still can't tell what he's saying," complained Han, then noticed his cousin glaring at him evilly. "Actually, I can. He's saying that he does and he doesn't want Leia to kill his best buddy."

Or does he?

"And do you, Leia, take this…thing to be your lawfully wedded weddeder?"

"Well, why not?"

Anakin leaned towards Obi-Wan and whispered, "When you get married, you need a different priest."

"I'm not getting married!"

"Yes you are," Anakin replied calmly, and went back to watching the wedding take place.

"You may kiss the… whatever that's supposed to be."

"Am I really supposed to kiss it?" wined Leia.

"Yes," retorted Padmé. "If you don't, you won't be married."

Leia sighed. This was disgusting, but necessary.

He didn't really want to kiss her either, but he did need the money.

Leia and Chewbacca kissed, then squirmed. Everyone cheered.

The small, grey creature ran in again, having just escaped the dumpster and found its way back. The first thing it saw was everyone clapping, and Leia and Chewbacca spitting disgustedly.

"What did precious miss?"