A/N: Hope this is confusing. I love all of these insane time travel things where nobody knows who they are this time, or what they're doing, or how to get back or where they're going. Its funny.

Chewbacca froze. What he needed to do was stop himself from getting the time machine in the first place so he couldn't go back to now and kill Anakin. Except because he had killed Anakin, he already didn't have the time machine and was still stuck here.

Would it be possible to revive Anakin? Maybe he wasn't dead. The kid was pretty tough. He had gotten stuck in the middle of a battle and gotten out of it at about eight years old. Except that hadn't happened yet. And probably wouldn't happen. Had he done anything important there? Important enough to be bad if he didn't do it?

Obi-Wan was probably dead several times. Chewbacca wondered if he had ever realized that the boy whose death he had celebrated could have saved him. Probably not. Knowing Obi-Wan, he had probably died remembering how happy he had been when the boy had died. He would.

Chewbacca hurried back to the arena, sure that the only way out was to un-kill Anakin. But then he stopped. Would it be possible to go back to his own time without a time machine there? He posed the question to the computer, who, luckily, could understand Wookie.

"It would be possible, but you could only go to another time without a machine in it a total of seven times before your head blows up. Although, if you're under stress, say, being in an insane story written by a crazed thirteen year old for the internet, it would only be six times."

Chewbacca nodded. Six times, then. Better get this over with… And, knowing he could never find a time machine to repair the damage he had done in this time, Chewbacca returned to his own…

Chewbacca found himself outside a bar somewhere on Coresant. As he adjusted to the time, a man came out of the bar and jumped as he spotted him. Chewbacca jumped too. The man's clothes and face looked different from not having to deal with Vader and all of the things he had brought about, but he was definitely the same man Chewbacca had known so well in his own version of things.

"AAAAHHHHH! A WOOKIE! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Han screamed, running for his life. Chewbacca blinked at him for a moment until he realized that because Anakin had never instigated the whole massacre thing, he had never left his home planet, and had never met Han. No great loss there.

Thinking quickly, Chewbacca turned towards the time machine manufacturers on Coresant. When he reached the closed doors, he looked at them for a moment, then kept on walking. He continued doing so for the next few minutes, until he found a sign that said 'Finished Time Machines.' (Contrary to popular belief, Wookies can read.) Well, actually, the sign said "Fini….Ines" since Chewbacca had accidentally smashed it.

Chewbacca rammed thorough that door, and found a roomful of the machines. Of course, there were extra large ones, but they hadn't sent him one of those, since he had used Leia's name and money. Leia's money… Would he ever see it again?

Shaking off these sentimental thoughts, Chewbacca stepped into the largest time machine, finding a collapsible one for his pocket, just in case. He set the machine for the exact date that Anakin had become Darth Vader, and, on second though, grabbed a large gun that had been lying on the floor. What it was doing there, you'll never know, because I'll never tell you.

Chewbacca looked around the gloomy hallway, waiting for some sign as to what was going on here. He heard footsteps coming down the hall, and followed them towards a large room filled with younglings.

"Master Anakin, what's going on?" asked one brave boy.

"Who's Master Anakin?" asked the cloaked figure.

"No idea," answered the boy. "Anakin was a name that I found in the database, and I've been using it to name the characters in my pretend battles with. Right now, Anakin's gone evil and is attacking a group of younglings who're about to kill him."

I like that version of events. Anakin annoyed me.

Everyone jumped at the sound of the Wookie-roar. "It's only Chewbacca, Master Yoda's friend," said the cloaked figure, recognizing him. "Mr. Chewbacca, are you lost? Master Yoda is in the Council Room, no the playroom."

"Battle arena!" shouted one of the younglings. The cloaked figure ignored him.

"Or were you looking for the playroom?"

"Battle arena!"

"Maybe one of the younglings had business with you that would take them out of the playroom?"

"Battle arena!"

No, actually, but I would like to know who you are. Answered Chewbacca.

"I think he wants to know who you are," commented a girl wisely. The cloaked figure grinned and pulled off his hood, revealing…

Obi-Wan? Drat, I thought you'd be dead. You see, Anakin, that boy who died in the podrace, went evil, and destroyed most of the world, but I stopped that, except now I can't get back to my own time because I only have a time machine there since I'm married to his rich daughter, who now doesn't exist. I thought you'd be dead because Anakin was your apprentice, and he sort of saved your life about a billion times, but I guess that just goes with the rule of deleting people in time-travel. For every situation you wouldn't have gotten out of without them, there's one that you wouldn't have gotten into without them.

"What's he saying now?" asked Obi-Wan.

"I think he must be spending too much time with Master Yoda. He's kinda going nuts," answered the girl.

Chewbacca sighed and gave her a look that caused her to translate. The boy playing with his toys looked up. "Anakin was a real person? And this really happened?"

Except he killed the younglings.

"I must be psychic!" there was a pause as the boy digested this information. Then he started to cry.

"Don't worry, you won't have to take classes with Master Yoda," Obi-Wan assured him. "We won't tell anybody that you're psychic."

Chewbacca sighed. Could we please get back on track? I need to know how I can reverse this without going back to my own time.

"Why can't you go back to your own time again?" asked the boy who thought they were in a battle arena, once the girl had translated.

Because in my own time, I don't have a time machine, and the only purpose of going back to my own time is to stop myself from getting a time machine and ruining all of this by trying to kill Anakin before he could go evil, and stopping myself from getting a time machine is useless if I don't have a time machine in the first place, but since I don't have one, I don't even know how I'm here.

"Oh," said the boy as the other Padawan translated. "Well, this is an obvious question."

The other younglings all nodded, while Obi-Wan and Chewbacca looked confused.

"You just need to stop yourself from killing Anakin in the first place, dummy. Then everything will be normal. And we'll be dead."