A/N Sorry about the randomness of this chapter. I've been getting bored with the plot. I'll have to give it a new plot to make it less random. Anyway, this chapter is insane and probably irrelevant, so if you don't have time to spare, you can always skip it. I personally think it's funny, but then again, I'm a little freaky, so… Anyway, hope you enjoy the chapter.
Well, that's strange, thought Anakin. Why was it dark? And how come everybody was running around in circles like maniacs? Maybe this was a part of the circus that everyone had forgotten to tell him about. They did that a lot. Or maybe he just didn't listen.
Perhaps it was part of the circus. That would mean he was messing up the act by not doing anything. So running around in circles screaming his head off would be the logical course of action. He did so.
Why is the sky purple? Anakin wondered as he ran around in circles. It didn't used to be purple. Actually, if you looked at it upside down, it seemed yellow. Yes, the sky was yellow. Did that make the sun blue? So then trees were brown, and dirt was green. He had stepped in green dirt once, although it had also been a bit yellowy. Obi-Wan had called it 'vomit'. He wondered what that meant…
"16749646384768463464" announced Padmé.
"Why are you talking in numbers?" asked Anakin.
"Because I feel like it," retorted his wife.
"Oh. I thought you were just being dumb."
"No, Ani, that's you."
"Oh. Sorry."
"What?"
"Who?"
"What?"
"When?"
"Where?"
"Why?"
"And how!"
"Shut up, Obi-Wan."
"Why?"
"Because I what so."
"Huh?"
"Cheese."
"Anakin, shut up."
"Sorry, Padmé."
"Oww! Who's that?"
"An innocent bystander."
"No you're not, I'm an innocent bystander."
"Well, we're all innocent bystanders."
"Even me?"
"No, Anakin, you're the main character."
"Must I be?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"What?"
"Not again."
"Be quiet, Obi-Wan."
"I'm not Obi-Wan, I'm an innocent bystander."
"No, you're not."
"That's what I said."
"What?"
"I'm not Obi-Wan."
"Yes you are."
"That's what I said."
"What?"
"I am an innocent bystander."
"Shut up, you moron."
"Poo-doo."
"No swearing."
"Even when nobody else can understand it?"
"Anakin…"
"Sorry."
"Who's who and what's what?"
"Mesa."
"Jar Jar, you're annoying."
"What's who and who's cheese."
"Be quiet, Anakin."
"Must mesa be?"
"Jar Jar, you're not Anakin."
"I'm not?"
"No, actually, you are, because I wasn't talking to you."
"Oh. Why not?"
"Because Jar Jar said something, not you."
"Actually, I'm over here."
"No, you're Qui-Gon."
"No, precious is."
"No you're not, you're Precious, I mean, whatever you are."
"Sméagol and Gollum precious is called.
"Okay. Gol-Smé. Either way, you're not Qui-Gon."
"No, I am."
"No, you're Luke."
"I thought I was."
"You're Leia."
"But he's Leia!"
"No, that's Obi-Wan."
"I'm not Obi-Wan, I'm Padmé."
"No, I'm Padmé."
"I thought you were an innocent bystander."
"Would you all just SHUT UP!"
There was a long pause as everyone considered that, then responded in unison.
"No."