FMA NOT MINE
Amanda: today we have a few special guest stars
Ed: I'm not getting paid for this
Rikku: we are not even getting paid
Amanda: it's the thought that counts
Al: right…
Amanda: anyway we have Stan Smith!
Stan: is this a legal operation!
Amanda: of course not
Stan: ok good
Roy: and we also have Stewie the evil baby thing
Stewie: blast! I forgot my SMG! I will kill you all anyway
Kat: he scares me
Al: no sheit
Rini: also we have other people that will pop up eventually
Stan: are they authorized?
Amanda; nope
Stan: good
Rikku: Stan ish SEXEH
Stan: thank you im married
Kat: so Stewie right?
Stewie: yes you human appearing feline?
Kat: im not a cat that's just my n—
Stewie: yes, yes, we all have our sob stories now don't we?
Al: -sipping a cola-
Ed: so anyway also strawberry shortcake is supposed to come isn't she?
Rikku: …
Amanda: you didn't!
Rikku: I did
Ed: you ate her you cannibal! You evil ugly Spanish dirty umm…thing!
Rikku: I didn't eat her I killed her stupid!
Napoleon D.: gosh…idiot!
Roy: what the hell are you doing here!
Amanda: because this fic is making no sense at all he just popped up
Rikku: fic?
Amanda: did I say that? I meant fix.
Fangirl: OMFG! ROY! –Grabs him—
Rikku & Amanda: BACK UP BISH! –Pulls out a bazooka—
Fangirl: MINE
Rikku: take this! –Blast her hands off—
Amanda: and this! –Blasts her head off—
Roy: --smoking—
Ed: ok…
5 hours later…
Rini: wait a second what happened in the last 5 hours?
Ed: a recap…
Kat: Stan died
Al: reason because he got his head smashed in
Rini: how?
Ed: by a falling Rolley
Al: DAMN YOU BOB THE BUILDER!
Kat: Stewie went to sleep after building a doomsday device
Ed: and Rikku went to the dressing room to freshen up
Al: with Roy
Kat: together
Al: they should call it an undressing room
--Cricket cricket—
Al: what?
Kat: nothing dear
Ed: yes my honey bunches of oats
Al: never call me that again
Rikku: what did we miss?
Ed; nothing
Al: more importantly what did we miss?
Roy: …
Rikku: …
Rini: umm…Rikku your shirt is on backwards
Rikku: oh hum hee look at that
Amanda: ok I got my ice cream WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO STAN!
Al: bob the builder
Amanda: oh
Roy: it took you 5 hours to get ice cream?
Amanda: the line at Starbucks was long
Roy: isn't Starbucks a coffee pl--?
Amanda: anyway that's all the time we have for now, next time someone will be singing
Roy: but—
Amanda: BYE!