FMA NOT MINE

Amanda: la la la la

Rini: she's not back is she?

Rikku: in case any of you fine people want to IM me it's that's mine not yours

Rikku: point?

Ed: none

Envy: why the hell wasn't I in this?

Ed: ENVEH

Envy: what?

Ed: nothing

Amanda: you weren't in this because I forgot about you completely

Envy: that's a cup of coffee

Roy: --shifty eyes—where's the rest of the humonculi?

Lust: we are in the audience watching you make fools of yourselves

Rikku: hold on I got a call –pulls out cell-hello?

: I know where you are

Rikku: where?

: You didn't eat my pie…

Rikku: oh…k

: You forgot to walk Fernando…

Rikku: GRANDMA!

Grandma: oh my nena where are you I missed my little anchovy!

Ed: what the hell is this all about?

Amanda: anyway since im talking to myself let's start

Ed and Roy get on stage

Roy knocks Ed over

They get their mics

Ed gets a boo-boo

Roy gives him a band-aid

Song starts

Ed: It seems like every day's the same
and I'm left to discover on my own
It seems like everything is gray
and there's no color to behold
They say it's over and I'm fine again, yeah
Try to stay sober feels like I'm dying here

R&E: And I am aware now of how
everything's gonna be fine one day
Too late, I'm in hell I am prepared now,
seems everyone's gonna be fine
One day too late, just as well

Roy: I feel the dream in me expire
and there's no one left to blame it on
I hear you label me a liar
'cause I can't seem to get this through
You say it's over, I can sigh again, yeah
Why try to stay sober when I'm dying here

R&E: And I am aware now of how
everything's gonna be fine one day
Too late, I'm in hell
I am prepared now,
seems everyone's gonna be fine
One day too late; just as well

Ed: And I'm not scared now.
I must assure you,
Roy: you're never gonna get away
Ed: And I'm not scared now.
And I'm not scared now. No…

R&E:I am aware now of how
everything's gonna be fine one day
Too late, I'm in hell
I am prepared now
seems everyone's gonna be fine
One day too late, just as well
I am prepared now,
seems everything's gonna be fine for me
For me; for myself.
Roy: For me, for me, for myself
For me, for me, for myself
I am prepared now for myself
I am prepared now, and I am fine again

Amanda: that's what I call teamwork

Ed: thank you thank you

Roy: you're not welcome

Rikku; I love Seether oh and Roy too

Kat: that was nice

Al: who is next?

Amanda: Al you are banned from performing

Al: damn

Rini: no more britney spears please no

Roy: let's see umm…let's all do the finale!

Amanda; I MAKE THE DECISIONS HERE!

Roy: 0.0

Amanda: how about we all perform the finale?

Roy: but I—

Rikku: SHUSH