A/N Sorry for the shortness today. I just didn't feel like writing much farther. I might write another chapter today, but I'm not sure, so don't get your hopes up. Thank you everyone who reviewed.
Disclaimer: just to renew it or whatever, I don't own the Lord of the Rings characters either, or anything else I mention besides the innocent bystanders. Basically, I don't own anything except really freaky stories that you'll never read and my possessions that you'll never see. Muhahahahahahaha. Did I do this last time?
"Well, I guess the Thingymawhatsits will be easier to get," commented one Padawan.
"Yeah," agreed another.
"The innocent bystander looks pretty normal, but how do we get Gol-Smé?" asked a third.
"Dunno."
"Yeah," added the second.
"What's the innocent bystander's name?" asked a fifth.
"Doesn't have one," answered the first.
"Oh," said the fifth.
"Yeah," said the second.
"Do we have names?" asked the fourth.
"Yeah," said the second.
"What are they?" asked the fifth.
"Padawan #1," said the first, pointing at himself. "Padawan #2, Padawan #3, Padawan #4, Padawan #5, and Padawan # 6."
"We don't have a Padawan #6," retorted Padawan #3.
"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2.
"Sorry," said Padawan #1. "Just got carried away. We all have such similar names; it doesn't even make a difference."
"Similar names?" demanded Padawan #4. "All that's different is the numbers!"
"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2.
"What's the innocent bystander's name?" asked Padawan #5.
"Girl #8," answered Padawan #1.
"That stinks," said Padawan #5.
"Yeah," said Padawan #2.
"I mean, if she's getting married, she should at least have a name," said Padawan #4.
"We should have names too!" exclaimed Padawan #3.
"Why?" asked Padawan #5 sadly. "We're not important enough."
"Well, without us, there wouldn't be Thingymawhatsits for the cake," said Padawan #3.
"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2.
"And Chewbacca would never had had a translator," said Padawan #4, who also played the girl who spoke Wookie.
"Yeah," said Padawan #2.
"And Kit would never have learned about her random ability to organize flowers," said Padawan #5.
"Yeah," said Padawan #2.
So we should have names," finished Padawan #1 triumphantly.
"But how do we get them?" asked Padawan #5.
"Yeah," demanded Padawan #2.
"We make them up," said Padawan #3.
"But they won't be real," insisted Padawan #5.
"So we need to go to the director and make him give us names," explained Padawan #1.
"Yeah," said Padawan #2.
"And better writers," commented Padawan #4, looking at Padawan #2.
"Yeah," said Padawan #2, and for once she looked enthusiastic.
"Alright," said Padawan #1. "Let's go."
"Wait a minute," said Padawan #5 pessimistically. "Who is the director? And how do we find him?"
Padawan #1 hesitated for a split second, but then reminded himself that he was the one who always had a plan. After all, it was in the script. "We ask Master Windu," he said. "He's the one who found out that we're in a movie, he'll know where to find the director."
"But how did he know?" demanded Padawan #4.
"We'll find out," said Padawan #1 confidently.
"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2.
"But first," said Padawan #3. "We need to find Girl #8 and get her a name too."
"Yeah," said Padawan #2.
"But she can't come with us!" exclaimed Padawan #4. "She has a wedding to prepare for."
"Yeah," said Padawan #2.
"And she probably won't want to go anyway," said Padawan #5.
"We'll give her her name for a wedding present," decided Padawan #1. "She'll be happy about that, and it's something she can use forever."
"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2. They all set out to find Mace Windu.
Padawan #5 paused as everyone else left. "I wonder how Master Windu knows that we're in a movie," he commented under his breath. "Then again, how does Padawan #1 know everything we ask him?"