A/N Well, I managed to put out two chapters in one day. Don't get used to understanding what's going on, because it's about to get really weird in the next chapter or so. And by the way, I have no grudge against George Lucas at all, and I really can't blame him for not naming all of the innocent bystanders and random Padawans.

With the pessimistic Padawan #5 trailing after him suspiciously, Padawan #1 hurried up to Mace Windu.

"Master Windu?" he asked, interrupting the Jedi's contemplation of the cake.

"Yes, Padawan #1. What is it?" answered Windu.

"Master, I-" began the Padawan, but Padawan #5 interrupted him.

"How did you know that we're in a movie?" demanded the most suspicious Padawan.

"Youngling, I don't believe I shall tell you," retorted Windu.

"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2.

"Master," said Padawan #1. "We need to find the director of the movie. Can you help us?"

"Yeah," said Padawan #2

"And tell us how you know about all this!" demanded Padawan #5 again.

"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2.

"I still won't tell you," retorted Windu.

"Aww, come on, Window face," put in Obi-Wan, coming up with a few other Jedi. "Tell us."

"No," insisted the Jedi Master.

"Yeah," retorted Padawan #2.

"I bet you don't really know at all," said Qui-Gon. "I bet you just made that all up to seem smarter. None of its real!"

"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2.

"It is too real!" shouted Windu.

"Prove it," retorted Qui-Gon.

"Yeah," snapped Padawan #2.

"Alright, I will," decided Windu.

"Good. Now, where's the director?" asked Qui-Gon.

"Why?" demanded the other Jedi.

"So you can prove it of course," snapped Obi-Wan with more exasperation that necessary.

"Okay, I will," said Mace. "Follow me."

As the Jedi and the Padawans 1 through 5 exited the scene, Obi-Wan noticed Anakin staring at him.

"What?" asked the older Jedi.

"You're smarter than I though," answered his apprentice.

"Thank you."

"And that means the rest of us are even smarter!"

"Why?"

"Because we're automatically so much smarter than you!" shouted Anakin.

He ran all the way out of the movie.

"We're here," announced Windu a few hours later.

"Where?" asked Anakin, who had a short attention span.

"At the edge of the movie," explained Leia.

"Oh. It doesn't look very different."

"Yes it does," put in Padawan #4. "It's all plastic and stuff."

"Huh?" asked Anakin. "What is?"

"The background," explained Padmé, catching on. She pointed at the trees nearby, and Anakin saw that they were two-dimensional and drawn onto a set.

"Oh," he said. "Now how do we get there?"

"Like this," explained Windu, drawing his lightsaber and cutting a hole through the set.

"Yeah!" cheered Padawan #2 as the set ripped, revealing a stage and large camera lights.

"Cool," agreed Padawan #3.

"Run!" shouted Set Worker #1.

"Yeah," agreed Set Worker #2.

"Hey, cool," commented Padawan #4, looking at the script. "They don't have names either."

"Excuse me," said Padawan #5 to Set Worker #3. "We need to see the director about getting names."

"And for Girl #8," added Padawan #3. "It's a wedding present," he explained to Set Worker #3's confused look.

"Okay," said Set Worker #3.

"Yeah," agreed Set Worker #2 and Padawan #2 at the same time.

"What's going on?" asked George Lucas, walking onto the set.

"How come he gets a name?" demanded Padawan #3. "We don't have names."

"You want names?" asked George Lucas. "But you don't exist!"

"No reason not to have names," retorted Padawan #4.

"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2.

"But I can't give everyone names!" complained George Lucas. "I can't think of that many names, and you don't know how many innocent bystanders there are!"

"Actually, I do," put in Han. "I got trampled by them all."

"No, actually, that was only a few of them," said the director. "And can you imagine every one of them having names?"

Padawan #4 and Padawan #5 exchanged looks. Evil looks!