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"That was easy," said Padawan #5, looking uncharacteristically cheerful.

"Yeah," said Padawans #2 and 4.

"I still think that was a dumb idea," said Padawan #3.

"Why?" demanded Padawan #4.

"Wedidn't get what we wanted at all!" retorted Padawan #3.

"Yeah!" said Padawan #2.

"Oh, shut up," grumbled Padawan #3.

"Yeah?" asked Padawan #2.

"Really, Padawan #3 is right," said Twin #1.

"Yeah!" agreed her brother, Twin #2.

"Why?" demanded Padawan #5.

"Because you're just being stupid, not actually gaining anything," retorted the twins' father, Jedi #1.

"Dear," said his wife, Senator #1 warningly.

"An---- I mean Jedi #1 has a point," said Jedi #3. "Be quiet, Padawan." His former apprentice, Jedi #1's master, was testing out his new line. Loudly.

"Yeah!" added Jedi #2.

"You mean you will be quiet?" asked Jedi #3 hopefully.

"I think what Ob—Jedi #2 meant was that Jedi #1 was right," explained Senator #1.

"This is stupid," complained Jedi Council Member #1. "I mean, can you imagine the credits?"

Jedi #1 -------- Anakin Skywalker

Jedi #2 -------- Obi-Wan Kenobi

Jedi #3 -------- Qui-Gon Jinn

Jedi Council Member #1 -------------- Mace Windu

Freaky Little Alien Dude #1 ---------- Yoda

Twin #1 ----------- Leia A. Skywalker

Twin #2 ----------- Luke Skywalker

Droid #1 ----------- R2D2

Droid #2 ------------ C3PO

Other Jedi ----------- Jedi Extras # 1-30

Really Scary Groom Dude ---------- Gol-Smé

Wookie #1 --------- Chewbacca

Really Annoying Pilot #1 ------- Han Solo

Sith #1 ----------- Darth Sidious

Sith #2 ----------- Darth Maul

Sith #3 ----------- Count Dooku

Sith #4 ----------- Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker's alter ego)

Dark Side Member #1 --------- General Grievious

Dark Side Member #2-20 ------------- Extras #1-19

"A point, he has," agreed Freaky Little Alien Dude #1. "Not good, this is."

"No duh," grumbled Jedi #1. Everybody ignored him.

"Bad, you Padawans are," continued Freaky Little Alien Dude #1.

"We know," said Padawan #3 sadly.

"Not you," said Jedi #3.

"Okay," said Padawan #3.

"Yeah," agreed Padawan #2.

"Would everyone who's number is two, resulting in the incapability to say anything more than 'yeah' please shut up?" demanded Senator #1.

"Okay," said all of the number threes for the number twos.

"That's better," said Senator #1, once even Jedi #2 had shut up.

"Now, back to what we were doing," said Jedi Council Member #1.

"Which is what?" asked Jedi #1.

"Back to not following the conversation," commented Jedi #3.

"Jedi #1, this is a life or death situation," announced Senator #1. "Are you paying attention?"

"Yes, Pa---- Senator #1."

"Good."

"He's right, though," commented Jedi Extra #19. "We weren't doing much."

"Jedi #1 and Jedi Extra #19 are right!" announced Jedi #3. "We should actually do something instead of yelling at the younglings."

"But yelling at the younglings is doing something!" exclaimed Jedi Council Member #1. "And it makes me feel better."

"Shut up," ordered Sith #1.

"Why should I?" retorted Jedi Council Member #1.

"Because I already killed you once, and I can do it again," explained Sith #1.

"No, you can't, I'm already dead," snapped Jedi Council Member #1.

"Stop fighting, you two," ordered Senator #1.

"Yes, Senator #1," they chorused.

"We should go back there and make him give us our names back," snapped Jedi #1, flicking out his lightsaber.

"That won't work," said Jedi Council Member #1. "If we kill him, we kill ourselves."

"What did I tell you about talking?" demanded Senator #1.

"Don't do it," said Jedi Council Member #1 sheepishly.

"Well then," answered Senator #1.

"He's right, though," said Jedi #3. "We don't want to die."

"Already dead, we are," put in Freaky Little Alien Dude #1.

"Not all of us!" yelped Twin #1.

"Yeah," said Twin #2, forgetting himself. He shut up as his mother glared at him.

"Actually, we're all dead," explained Really Annoying Pilot #1. "We've spent too much time in the dead world, so now none of us is alive."

"We can still die, though," said Sith #3. "In a complicated manner, which I can't seriously expect you to comprehend, given that your cranial brain has probably already overloaded from understanding that we are dead."

"I have no idea what you just said," said Really Annoying Pilot #1, still grinning.

"He did that on purpose," said Dark Side Member #1. "He always does that. Just ignore him."

"Okay," said Really Annoying Pilot #1.

"Can we get back to the point?" asked Senator #1.

"Yes, Senator #1," said everyone.

"How about we just get him to give us our names back?" suggested Jedi #3.

"Yeah," said Jedi #2.

"Shut up," ordered Senator #1.

"Sorry," said Jedi #3 for Jedi #2.

"Yeah," agreed Jedi #2, and then shut up.

"Jedi #3," said Senator #1, "how do you propose we get George Lucas to give us our names back?"

"We get him to give up his own name for a week," suggested Padawan #1.

"What will that accomplish?" demanded Jedi Council Member #1.

"He'll want his name back," answered Senator #1, "But he'll have to give us our names back if he wants his."

"Good idea," said Jedi #3.

"Yeah," said Jedi #2.

"Shut up," ordered Senator #1.

"Well," said Padawan #3. "If we're all going to get names, those of us who don't have them should decided on the names we want."

"Yeah," said Padawan #2.

Senator #1 rolled her eyes. "Shut up," she ordered.