Its All Gone Pete Tong
Author's Note: Ah, don't you just love cockney rhyming slang? The title means 'its all gone wrong' basically. A short drabblesque fiction set after a particularly nasty case.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yami no Matsuei.
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"And that was when the Earth exploded," Tsuzuki finished. Tatsumi rubbed his temples. The Shokan Divisions busiest day ever. The End of the World would be…
"Right, so the world exploded… Why are there still shinigami?" Watari asked. This was a question that Hisoka had been asking himself. Surely if everyone and thing was dead, there was no need for shinigami…
"No idea, ask EnMa," Tatsumi replied. That helpful answer made Hisoka sag.
"Well, we could be dead soon!" Tsuzuki said, surprisingly cheerful. "You should lose your virginity now 'Soka!" He received a whack to the head for that, but it was softer than usual. Obviously it had made the shinigami think. If there was one thing that they wanted to do before they died, what was it?
"I can't complete my life's ambition…" Hisoka realised suddenly. "Muraki's-"
"Here," A silky voice said. They all turned to see Muraki leaning against the doorframe.
"WHAT? No! He can't be a shinigami! He's too evil!" Hisoka yelled. Tatsumi shrugged. What did it matter anymore, really?
"It's damn near impossible to kill you now…" Hisoka sagged. Tsuzuki patted him on the head.
"So take the second option! Lose your virginity!" Tsuzuki beamed. Muraki smirked.
"I believe that was my privilege," he said. Hisoka bristled and launched himself at Muraki, but was held back by Watari and Tsuzuki.
"You bastard! Tsuzuki let go! I wanna hit him!" Hisoka yelled. Eventually he realised he was too scrawny to beat Tsuzuki and Watari and he just relaxed.
"You aren't going to try to get yourself killed, right?" Tsuzuki asked. Hisoka shook his head and they let him go.
"Ah! I know how I can beat you!" Hisoka said brightly. Muraki raised his eyebrows in a 'you could never beat me at anything' way. The blonde boy smiled sweetly then turned around and pounced on Tsuzuki. There was a long pause, the only sounds being 'Mmm' and 'ah' and the wet smack of lips. Muraki's face was contorted in anger.
"Kurosaki!" He lunged and then they all died and passed onto the afterlife.
-Fin-