Ren had just came back from the hospital and found out that he had contracted lung cancer…
Ren: O my gracious! Thy had actually contracted lung cancer. Thy shall try to enjoy more of my life… Thy only have 3 months left… Why must this happen…WHY?
For ren, to enjoy means to smoke. So, he took a WIFF of cigarette and PLONK…he collapsed on the floor. His wife, Mari, entered the room…
Mari: Oh my dearest beloved...Mari had lost our wedding ring! Now, I'm feeling the empitiness in my heart…
O please! Free Mari from the torture by buying a new, splendid, sparkiling, attractive, new. Oh no! 'sounds of lighting could be heard…BRROONNGGG' Ren! My 'handsome' splendid, puuurrrrrrrfect wonderful, flawless husband! Wad r u doing, lying…on the floor! 'fake gasp of horror' My dearrrrest daughters, please come and see, the beloved man who showered u with life… I think he had ascended to the world's heaven beyond!
Pillica and Marchii: Gasp! Our dad…DOCTORS!
Faust and Eliza walked professionally up the stage…
Faust: Me sweetest,dearie,cutie,darling, eliza… lets gif this man a 100 volts of the vibrant of life…
ZSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Ren jumps up and falls back FLAT.
Faust: 200?
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Eliza: I had made the blunder of the life….by mistake, I had sent this man away from all his torture, like the three ladies here…'receive fierce glares from Mari, Marchii and Pillica' gdbye!
Pillica, Marchii and Mari weeps fakely.
Horo, Lyzerg, Hao and Yoh came and placed Ren in a coffin and prepared to take him away.
Anna walks up the stage…AGAIN! Everyone came and receive their "verdict"…
Anna: All the audience here are children! How will they understand all these? Make it more hip! Get ready for take 3….
Author's Note: Hope I didn't get Faust's name wrong…I noe this is short…but aniwaez, does ani1 expect and normal play to be THAT long?