DUEL
Inu: we shall duel
Sessh: ok, let me get my cards…
Inu: no! fight!
Sessh: Fight… (pondering)
Inu: fight me fool!
Sessh: fight… (still pondering)
Inu: I give up! Let's ride Kirara! (jumps on Kirara and flys off.)
SURVIVOR
Miroku: now it's time to vote off our next contestant! Will it be… Inuyasha, or Sesshomaru? What do you think Kirara?
Kirara: roar!
Miroku: I think that means Sesshomaru! Good-bye!
Sesshomaru: good-bye…. (pondering)
(Random dude walks in)
Miroku: You sir! Who do you think should be voted off?
Dude: well Inuyasha is always just picking fights and Sesshomaru always thinks things over… I think Sesshomaru should win!
Miroku: And it comes to our last contestant. Human Inuyasha, I know you love Inuyasha and all but you must choose, Inuyasha or Sesshomaru?
H. Inu: Well, that's a tough one… Inuyasha all the way! I love you Inuyasha!
Miroku: well that settles it… Sesshomaru wins!
Inuyasha: what!
Miroku: well folks, until next time see ya!
H. Inu: wait I have to do the robot!
Miroku: fine do the robot…
H. Inu: beep beep… I have no off switch…
Miroku: What! Cut to commercials quick!
Camera man: we can't sir, ironically people love watching the Human Inuyasha do the robot.
Miroku: That's it, I quit!
H. Inu: (still doing the robot)
PONDERING
Sessh: (pondering)
Inu: will you move or what?
Sessh: (pondering)
Inu: really man I'm hungry…
Sessh: I'll have the… no… (pondering)
Inu: um, can we move him?
Cashier: I just take orders man.
Sessh: ok I got it! I'll take a biscut!
Inu: They don't even sell biscuits here you imbecile!
Sessh: fine I'll take a cheeseburger.
Cashier: Ok, will you have fries or onion rings?
Inu: dear god no!
Sessh: (pondering)
Inu: (banging head against counter)
Cashier: sir, please don't kill yourself on the counter.
INUYASHA'S INNER SELF
H. Inu: So how is it, I'm having coffee with you when you only transform into me once a month.
Inu: that's an interesting question. (Pondering)
D. Inu: ROAR! Let's find a mate!
H. Inu: you at least date them first right?
D. Inu: what is this dating you speak of?
(Kurama appears out of no where.)
Kurama: why am I here?
D. Inu: teach me the ways of dating!
Kurama: ok!
2 HOURS LATER
Inu: (all three are in the same body now.) Kagome?
Kag: yes?
Inu: would you like to go out with me?
Kag: really? I'd love to!
Inu: ok let's go!
TO BE CONTINUED…