Take 3….ACTION!
Tamao…a lil lil impatient: ONCE… opps…sry! Erm… once there was man named Ren. He went to erm.. the ah.. docs and got the report that he got arh lung cancer.
Ren: Shit la! Y of all people I get cancer?'slams chair' Nvm la… enjoy while I can. Heheh. Nobody noe de…
Took a BIG whiff of smoke… Fell on floor.
Mari 'a lil dead toned…but who cares?' : Yo… Yo… Yo… whats up man? Gosh… die liaoz? What happen? Oi… ladies… please la. Put down ur cosmetics and look at ur old man!
Pilica and Marchii: Die liaoz den die lo… Oh No!
Mari: finally know the consequences izit?
Pilica and Marchii nodded their head…
Pillica and Marchii: DEAD LIAOZ MEAN NO MONEY LOH!
Mari: … Also like that la. But this is not the MAIN reason. It means I hafta work and spoil my delectable and BEAUTIFUL hands!
Marchii and Pillica: …
Mari: I don't care la. Go get the docs all else no…
Marchii and Pilica: MONEY! Ok ok… going
Faust and Eliza: Know liao la. Speak so loud. Even the dead will know loh…
Everibody looks at eliza.
Anna: No diverting of attention.
Everi1 quickly scatters back.
Faust: Eliza! Go sot him until he wake up.
Eliza: die liaoz mean die liao…
Lawyer a.k.a Lyzerg: he left his will to charity so…
Marchii, Pilica and Mari: TO HELL WITH HIM!
Lyzerg: … Please Ladies
Anna: Hip…
Lyzerg: Ok ok.. nvr hear finish what I say. He left 1 percent to charity and 99 to u la. Happy?
Marchii, Pilica and Mari: Happy!
Pillica, Marchii and Mari celebrates!.
Horo, Lyzerg, Hao and Yoh came and placed Ren in a coffin and prepared to take him away.
Anna walks up the stage. Everyone froze.
Anna: ok liao. Go pack up… I treat everybody to $1 chao kuey tiao.
Everyone: eh… Ren… wake up. Free food leh. Ren? EEEEEK! He really die liaoz.
Anna walks comely to the back stage while everyone flees. Including actors/ narrator.
It is BYE-BYE Ren. The curtain closes. At 12pm… A hand stuck out of the curtain…
THE END.
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