On a cold gray afternoon, Rolf was out in his yard, tending to his animals. Even on his birthday, he would take time out to tend to them because they were very important to him.
Suddenly, the cul-de-sac crew came up to him and handed him gifts. "SURPRISE!" They all shouted once he turned around.
"How did everyone know today is Rolf's birthday?" he asked.
"We remember from last year, so we decided to throw you a party," Nazz explained.
"Rolf is very grateful," he replied.
"Why don't we all go inside and have the party?" Jimmy suggested.
"We shall," Rolf said.
Before they got inside, Edd walked up behind them with a present he made and joined.
"Happy birthday, Rolf. I brought you this from the rest of us and I'm sure you'll like it."
"Thank you, Double Ed boy."
With that, everyone went inside. Eddy and Ed were closely following them and waited outside Rolf's house.
"Just wait until he opens the present I wrapped him, Ed. Not even Double D knows what's inside."
"What do we do, Eddy?"
"We just sit, wait and watch. I'll be in hysterics when he opens the present."
Meanwhile, Urban Rangers Jonny and Jimmy gave Rolf birthday pins before they played a game of Twister. When they were finished, everyone handed him his cake. They sang "Happy Birthday" and then got to his presents. Normally, he would be critical of the gifts he would receive, claiming them to be against his culture. However, he decided to put that aside for this occasion.
"Hey, Rolf, open mine first," Jimmy recommended.
"Rolf shall open Jimmy's present," he replied. He opened the box and found a snow globe with the skyline of beautiful Leipzig, Germany.
"Rolf is very grateful for your gift, Jimmy," he cheerfully said.
"How about ours, Rolf," Jonny said, handing him a present that he and Plank made together. They handmade him a poorly knitted sweater with the Bulgarian national colors.
"Rolf does not know what to say," he said about the sweater.
"Here's my present," Kevin said, handing his over. His was the DVD Good Morning, Vietnam.
"This is good, Kevin. Thank you," Rolf replied.
"Mine, next! Mine next!" Sarah demanded.
"Rolf shall open Sarah's present next," he said. The wrapper came off and Rolf had himself a small figurine of a 1982 Chrysler. He was grateful for that as well.
"Why don't you open mine now," Nazz politely asked.
"Rolf will do just that," he responded. The present Nazz gave him was a wall calendar of the Swiss Alps. "Rolf appreciates that, perky Nazz girl. Now, how about you, quiet Ed boy?"
"Of course, Rolf, you will probably adore what we put together." Edd handed him the gift box. Little did he realize what huge trouble he was about to put him and the other Eds into in giving Rolf the present.
Outside, Ed and Eddy were watching this unfold and Eddy could hardly contain his excitement.
"Oh, come on Rolf, can't you open it faster?" he said under his breath.
"Mashed potatoes," Ed helpfully added.
Rolf had taken the wrapping paper off the box and held up his present. It was a small, simple button. He pressed it to see what it did.
"Rolf does not understand this…" Before he could finish, the button released the unbearable odor of an unsanitary sewer. Everyone either covered their noses with their hand or their shirt.
"Double Dork, what's the meaning of this?" Kevin said, going up to him. Edd was so surprised and taken aback that he didn't know how to answer.
Outside, Eddy had broken into an absolute fit of uncontrollable laughter after watching and the look of befuddlement on Edd's face was priceless to him.
"Ed, you should have seen the look on Sockhead's face! It was so funny!" he went back into a fit of laughter.
"Why aren't we in there, Eddy?"
"Because it would be funny if Double D went in to give Rolf his present instead of us."
Back inside, the party crew had huddled up around Edd and demanded that he tell why he brought that present. He was still speechless and gave them a blank look.
Suddenly, they heard giggling outside. They knew it belonged to the other two Eds. Rolf opened the door and he saw Eddy and Ed talking with Victor and Wilfred.
"Ed boys! Did you give Rolf this stink button?"
"Yes we did, Rolf!" Ed happily said despite Eddy trying to prevent him from saying so.
"Why?"
"We thought it would be a funny joke to play and get some money off it," Eddy replied, holding up his money jar.
"Well, you ain't getting no money from any of us," Kevin said, backing Rolf up.
"Don't you have any dignity, Eddy?" Edd said. "You made me look like an ignoramus in there, and you know I have deep animosity for that kind of action."
"Let's go back inside and have fun without these fatheads," Sarah suggested.
"Let's," everyone replied.
"I'm the king of party crashers," Eddy said out loud. "You wait and see. This whole year will be full of it.
"Can you buy me potato chips, Eddy," a hungry Ed said.
"No."
"Aww, come on. Buy or you won't be invited to my party!"
Eddy just sighed and went to the store, leaving the party crew to continue having fun.
