Disclaimer: I own none of these charaters beside the old lady, the fan girl mob, Girl #1, Girl #2 and Girl #3.
THE LAST MELON
Inu: The last melon…
Miroku: the last melon…
Sessh: Melon… (pondering)
Inu: (Runs toward melon) Mine!
Miroku: (Runs toward melon) Mine!
Inu: (kicks Miroku into wall)
Miroku: (sliding down wall)
Inu: (Grabs melon) YES!
Sessh: (Walks up and grabs Melon and eats it.)
Inu: SESSHOMARU!
SHOPPING
Inu: hmmm… what to buy what to buy….
Old Lady: Bannana?
Inu: No thank you.
O. Lady: Banana!
Inu: No, seriously I don't want one…
O. Lady: Eat the Banana now! (Shoves it into Inuyasha's mouth)
Inu: Ack! (chokeing)
O. Lady: (Walks away)
2 HOURS LATER
Inu: I'll take a smoothie to go please.
Cocoa: (FOSTER'S COCOA) Cocoa!
Inu: No, I want a smoothie…
Cocoa: Cocoa, cocoa!
Inu: No a smoothie you bird airplane tree thing!
Cocoa: (Attacks) Cocoa!
Inu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
INUYASHA MEETS KYO…
Inuyasha: who the heck are you?
Kyo: Who are you dog boy?
Inu: what do you mean dog boy cat boy?
Kyo: Oh, it's on now!
Inu: bring it on mr kitty!
Kyo & Inu: (fighting)
(Tohru and Kagome walk in)
Tohru: Kyo kun! What are you doing?
Kag: great, he's just like Inuyasha…
Inu: (standing on top of Kyo) I am victorious!
Kyo:
Tohru: Oh no Kyo kun!
Kag: you didn't have to be so mean you know…
Inu: he called me dog boy…
AFTER SURVIVOR
Miroku: (walking along side walk) Why hello Inuyasha!
Inu: Hey Miroku what's up?
Miroku: Nothing much.
(wait to cross the street)
Inu: (Kicks Miroku into a wall as Miroku takes a step)
Miroku: thanks man that was a bad mud puddle!
Inu: No problem! (walks away)
KIKYO'S CHRISTMAS
Kikyo: (singing off tune) Jingle bells, jingle bells…
Naraku: (attempting to set up a Christmas tree) Dang tree, how dare you disobey me!
(Rapid girls who hate Kikyo and Naraku storm in with pitchforks and torches)
Girl #1: Burn the witch!
Girl #2: I'll take Naraku! (walks off with Naraku)
(In court)
Judge: and what evidence do you have this woman is a witch?
Girl #1: she turned me into a newt!
Judge: a newt?
Girl #1: well I got better… but she's dressed like one!
Kikyo: (has a carrot over her nose and a witches hat on her head) You dressed me like this beep!
Girl #3: well maybe we did do the hat…
Girl #1: and the nose… But she's still a witch!
Judge: fair enough. Burn her on the Christmas tree!
Everyone: Merry Christmas!
TBC
Wow we got a lot of reviews in one night! let me thank you all:
flamegirl137c: Thank you!I admit when i saw your name I thought it was a flame! But super thank yous!
Toma: thank yous soo much!
Katsy: Thank you's! I dislike Inu/Kikyo pairings too.
YuniX-2: Glad you like it! Thank yous!
Sakurasango: thank you! I may just use that idea! all credit going to you off course!
Silent Angel of the Dark Forest: Thank yous! I sure will!
RoseInuGurrl: Thank yous! Will do!
raging-mongoose:I like your name! I'm so happy you liked it, i know it's weird, but i am a weird person who make things funny! tears? are you serious? . I feel so happy!
Hearii: now to understand this review... darn my stupidity with numbers!
WolfprincessKaida: It is truly amazing what you can do when you're half asleep at 1:00 in the morning... (pondering)
SessandInubros: thank you! i loved your review by the way, not many people tell me "rock on!" LOL!
Fluffy-sama: Hahahahahahahaha (still laughing) Thank yous for reviewing!
THANK YOU EVERY ONE!