Kevin woke up on a very hot midsummer day and was sweating profusely even without sheets. He wanted very badly to go back to sleep, but Mother Nature wouldn't let him.

"Why don't I just move to Saudi Arabia?" he asked himself as he got up and made himself breakfast.

"Let's see what's in the Sports section today." He opened up the paper to see baseball scores, preseason football notes and college football camps. But as he opened up, an envelope fell out. He opened it and read it.

"Dear Kevin,

You are invited to my pool party at my house to celebrate my birthday. Be at my house at 3:00 and bring your bathing suit.

Your friend,

Nazz."

Kevin's eyes popped out of his head. "No way! I'm so there!" He was obviously overjoyed to be invited to Nazz's birthday party, not to mention POOL party. "Wait until I get there. Nazz will be impressed."

He got into his swimsuit, quickly wrapped her a present, got on his bike and rushed over to Nazz's as quickly as he safely could. Once he arrived, he spotted the birthday girl and rushed to her.

"Hey, Nazz, I'm here!" he exclaimed.

"Hey, Kevin. Glad you could make it, but it's only noon. The party's not until 3:00. Remember?"

"Yeah, but I thought I'd get here early."

Nazz just sighed and got back to party preparations. Kevin went inside to chill and watch TV.

When the time for the party arrived, Kevin was ready. But when he got outside to take a dip, he turned out to be very disappointed.

"Oh, man. Why did everyone else have to be invited? I was hoping for just me and Nazz at the party."

"Hey, Kev-O, think fast!" Eddy said as he squirted a water gun at him from behind.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing, dork?" he protested. The force of the gun was so strong that he stepped backwards and right into the pool. Unfortunately, he splashed Jimmy which made Sarah angry.

"Hey, you watch what you're doing," she scolded him before splashing him hard.

"Hey, Plank, look at Sarah kill Kevin," You-know-who commented as he observed.

"Rolf is enjoying himself, Victor. The hot sun is good for Rolf's skin and the water is a treat," Rolf said to Victor, who had been invited as well.

"Hey, guys," Nazz shouted in her swimsuit. "Come on out and get your hot dogs or hamburgers!"

At once, everyone got out of the pool and claimed their lunch. Ed, however, didn't hear her and stayed in the pool.

"Ed, do you want to eat something?" Nazz asked.

"Hang on, miss. You'll come for me," he replied.

She just left it on a table for him to eat when he was ready. She went inside and helped her mother get set up for her cake.

Kevin couldn't help but scold the Eds for being at his Nazz's party. "Hey, Dork-o, what made you think you could come to Nazz's party?"

"She invited us, just like she invited you," Eddy haughtily answered.

"Well, stay away from her. I have brought her a much better present than what you came with."

"We'll see about that."

30 minutes later, it was time for Nazz to open her presents. The cake would proceed that.

"Open this one first, Nazz. It's from me and Jimmy," Sarah offered. Nazz opened it.

"Thank you, guys," she said as she opened it up to reveal a red sweater for when winter arrived.

"Open Rolf's present next," Rolf requested. She opened it and found a gift she never thought she'd receive: a pair of half-eaten turnips from 1979.

"Thank you, Rolf," she said rather surprisingly, not knowing what to make of it.

"It is a favorite from Rolf's collection."

"Plank and I made you this picture." Jonny said handing her a picture he drew of her in the park on the swing.

"Cool. Thank you."

Edd presented Nazz with a gift certificate to a clothing store and Ed gave her his present containing his clothes (I don't think you want to know).

"Well, now that everyone else has given you their presents, I would like to give you mine," Eddy said.

"Okay, thank you Eddy," she replied. She was breathless to see his gift to her: an earring with her birthstone, (Peridot) in the middle.

"I don't think so, dork," Kevin said, pushing him away. "How would you like this, Nazz?" He pulled out a diamond friendship ring for her.

"These are both cool, guys. I appreciate it," Nazz said. She went to get ready for the cake and ice cream.

"She liked mine better," Kevin said teasingly to Eddy.

"Au contraire, Kev-o," Eddy counterattacked. "She liked mine much better."

"Yours was very lame. Don't you realize that?"

"No, yours was."

"Why, you…"

And a fistfight between the two ensued. Nazz had gotten back in the living room to announce a terrifying discovery.

"Guys, what happened to my cake?"

"NO CAKE?" Everyone but Ed exclaimed.

"Where the heck is Nazz's cake, Ed?" Sarah demandingly asked.

"I have no idea, Sarah," he jovially responded. However, he burped, and that gave it away.

"Ed, how could you, you idiot?" Sarah shouted.

"You tell me, Ms. Cake Eater," he responded in a demanding voice.

"Why, I oughtta…" Kevin pounced in.

"Hey, hey, leave Ed alone! He was famished!" Edd said in his friend's defense.

"Aw, come on, guys. It was only cake. So what?" Eddy needlessly added to everyone else.

Nazz then had Ed thrown out of her house. Eddy was next. And just for the sake of being with them, Edd was ejected as well.

"Good riddance to those dorks," Kevin said to himself.

"Well," Nazz said to try to lift her own spirits. "Let's not let this spoil my party. Let's go ahead and do our groove things."

This was met by an approving exclamation by everyone. Nazz put her Bon Jovi CD in her stereo and they danced the night away, forgetting about Ed's misdeed.