Yahooooooooooooooooooo! I'm to the last chapter of Love Potion! The French embassy came and tortured me with tuna because I figured out there plan to take over the world with corn dogs. As further punishment I had to keep writing. So here it is enjoy!

This well set him strait thought Hermione. Go Ron go! "Well mate, as long

as you treat her right I don't see a problem. It's just a little weird is all."

Said Ron. What? "Thanks Ron that means a lot!" Said Harry as the two

briefly hugged. Shoot!

So Harry's with Ginny, Ron's with his………bad footing and

Lisa's in jail for a few years and I've got no one! Oh joy is endless thought

Hermione as she walked towards the Great Hall later that day. Harry and

Ron were already there talking. All she could make out was "New-french-

student-high test scores-coming-here!" "What the hell are you to jabbering

about?" said Hermione as she sat down next to them. "There's a new

student coming to Hogwarts from France!" said Ron. "Boy or girl?"

questioned Hermione. "No one knows." Said Harry. "Oh what do I care."

Said Hermione "I've got to much to worry about to even think about new

students." "I personally hope it's a girl." Said Ron, licking his lips. Harry

laughed but Hermione snorted and hit him hard over the head.

Hermione was in charms sitting next to Malfoy. She ackwardly

looked over her notes, looking over at him from time to time, each time he

was staring at her. "Stop that!" she said. "Stop what?" "staring at me all

weird!" "Wasn't aware I was." "Why you little- before she could finish he

kissed her on the lips infront of the whole class! She pulled away and

slapped him, gathered her notes and papers and ran from the room. She

stopped as soon as she was far, far away from the classroom and proceeded

to the dorm. There she plopped down on her bed, her notes flew to the floor

and she wimpered into her plush pillow. She heard a squek and looked up.

Ginny stood over her, she was a mess. Her nose was runny and her eyes

were rimmed in scarlet her cheeks were flushed and all she was wearing

were some shorts and a baggy navy blue sweater. "Ginny what's wrong?"

said Hermione. Without answering Ginny said "I'm really sorry about what

happened Lisa's an idiot." "It's fine Gin really………it's even kind a'

funny……………..now." Said Hermione and both girls laughed. "Soooo

what now?" said Ginny "Well we hug and be bestest friends forever and

they'll make a lifetime movie about it of course!" said Hermione. "What's

Lifetime?"asked Ginny."Um never mind." Said Hermione and laughing,

both girls hugged.

In the outdoors hallway Ron, Hermione and Harry were doing

there homework when Malfoy and his "posse" stalked up. "So what did you

think of it?" Said Malfoy while his "posse" snickered in the background.

"What did I think of what?" said Hermione. "The kiss." (high pitched

laughter from the "posse") ggggggrrrrrrr. "Oh it was great!" said

Hermione. "oh um really." (confused idiotic looks from the "posse")

"Oh woops I meant to say it would have been great if I were a rodent!"

"Granger one day I'll………..and you'll………oh…..geese!" said Malfoy

and stomped of. Hermione and Harry and Ron erupted in laughter.

A few days later Hermione and Ginny were walking down the

corridor, ready for the trip to Hogsmead. Strait ahead was a figure cloaked

in foreign robes of gold and emerald. "So it is a guy." Commented Ginny.

"What do you mean?" asked Hermione. "That's the new student from

france, duh!" said Ginny rolling her eyes. Ginny continued on and caught

up to Harry, placing a peck on his cheek. Hermione gaged and groaned. Oh

well might as well be civil. Hermione walked up to the stranger and tapped

him on the shoulder. "Hi! Welcome to Hogw-…..wo!" He was a god!

screw god he was………..well………..god! "Excus'me do you now how I

ae get to the Hogsmead I am Joa' Marces." He said smiling with a two

rows of pearls. "Oh allow me!" She said looping her arm in his before he

could get away. "I'm a……….a…………..something with an h in it."

"I be pleased to make acquaintance with you." He said. "Oh um o.k."

she said. (she could not understand a word he was saying.) And with that

the refreshed hero walked into the sunset dragging her prisoner with her,

talking at what seemed the speed of light…………

Yipi! Who's your writer! Aha aha! Aha aha aha! (sorry) I am fini! I hope you enjoyed it I might make a sequel please tell me if you think I should!

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