Vicky hopped out of the bed and jumped on Erica's.

She kept nudging her. Erica moaned "What Vicky.. WHAT do you want! Its 7AM"

"I hugged Lupin!" she squealed.

Erica stared blankly.

"You woke me up at 7 am to tell me something I for 1) already knew and 2) don't care"

Vicky jumped off he bed and giggled "I hugged him"

Erica looked at her friend again in disgust.

Vicky felt something hit her head and she turned and looked down, Erica threw her wand at her. She looked at Erica who was rolling over to return to her sleep.

It was around 9 o'clock when Erica emerged from her room and into the common room, still in her boxers and band shirt. Her hair, dirty blonde and straight, was now dirty blonde and very messy. Her normally blue eyes, were gray as she made her way towards the girl on the couch; you couldn't mistake Vicky's hair, she had natural dark brown hair, but she peroxide it and it had now a orange tent.

She walked around the couch to face her friend "hey Erica" she cheered.

Erica stalked towards her and put her hands around Vicky's throat and started shaking her violently. Vicky grabbed Erica's arm and twisted it, Erica yelped in pain as Vicky threw her onto the hard wood floor , Vicky straddled Erica's back put her in a head lock, choking Erica "Tap bitch!" bellowed Vicky, obviously enjoying herself. "I'm... (GASP) tapping...IM TAPPING" She said and she smacked her hand against the floor. Vicky released her friend.

Erica got up rubbing her neck, glaring at Vicky.

"Now..." Vicky said, returning to her spot on the couch and the magazine she was holding. "Barton, what was that all about?"

Erica sunk down beside her "I didn't get any sleep, because as soon as I fell asleep, I feel someones weight on my pelvis, and I open my eyes and your going on about Lupin hugging you."

"Hmm... anyway, get dressed; I'm in need of food."

Erica looked at Vicky "thought they quite serving food at 8?"

"Now its 10"

Erica nodded and went upstairs and pulled some jeans on.

Erica looked in the mirror and frowned. 'Damn whoever gave me this face!'

Vicky walked in "don't look so glum, you're not ugly."

She looked at her. "yeah, but I'm not you am I, perfect body, gorgeous face, seriously your perfectly tanned, brown hair, chocolate brown eyes, your breast aren't fucking huge and your slim. And me I'm" Vicky cut her off

"you have pretty white skin, and gorgeous hair, and your eyes; I'd die for your eyes. Not to mention all your boyfriends like your lips and, I am not slim, I'm not gorgeous and"

"oh shut up" said Erica pulling her hair into a ponytail.

She put on some make-up and waited for Vicky, who too was now putting on make-up.

When the Duo finished they headed downstairs into the great hall, Erica wearing a black a small white teeshirt and blue jeans, Vicky wearing a purple fitted shirt and jeans, walking side by side into the hall, barely any students left, and most outside watching quidditch practice or hanging around the school. However all Lupin, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, and Madam Pomfry were there.

Erica looked at Vicky and said "I should start a magazine called the 'daily snape' and let everyone know everything about him like "This morning our wonderful Potions Master used Soap as shampoo, and I looks greasy as ever!' yes. That's the end of my theory."

Vicky looked at Erica and then burst into laughter and toppled over onto the floor clutching her stomach, Erica looked down at her, then up to the staff's table where everyone was staring at her, then back down at the girl sprawled on the floor laughing, then back up to Dumbledore who was smiling, then to Lupin who was about to go into a fit himself, then to McGonagall who was also smiling, Madam Pomfry looking pissed, and along with her Snape with his eyebrow raised and frown spread across his lips.

Erica looked down at Vicky and shook her head and up to Dumbledore and said loudly "I didn't do it" and then through giggles she heard Vicky say "imagine. Snapes, face when.HE reads it, day after day…. AHAHAHHAHAHAHA" And she looked up to Snape who looked very confused and she looked to Dumbledore and said "ok...I might have said something."

Then that God awful question came. "What did you say Erica?" Dumbledore asked.

"Duhm...u.h..." was all she could say

"Yes Miss Barton, I'd like to hear also" smirked Snape.

That didn't help Vicky's giggling fit, she grew louder and faster.

"Um I said" Lie Erica Lie! "We should ask Professor Snape what his middle name is.." That doesn't seem to funny.

That was Lupin's que, He burst into laugher, and Erica couldn't help but smile, till Snape's gaze came back to hers, the she stopped.

"And this is amusing Miss Atkins?" he spat, making it not so funny anymore.

Vicky slowly recovered and got up and wiped the tear from her eyes.

"ITS OK! IM OK, ITS OK, EVERYONES OK!...I'm ok!" she said and walked and sat down grabbing breakfast, leaving Erica there alone to deal with the teachers. "So much for sticking together, oh loyal friend, you" Erica yelled at Vicky, Vicky turned to Erica, her mouth full of toast, barley being able to make out her words she yelled "vat? Fu feemed fike you fould dandle fit?" Erica's anger boiled over, She walked over to the table grabbed a long sausage about 2 feet long, walked over to Vicky, who looked scared out her wits, and slapped her in the back of the head with it.
She threw down the sausage down on Vicky's plate and walked to the end of the table, closer to the staff's and sat down staring at the food. She wasn't hungry. Why was she mad? This was pointless. She looked over at Vicky who was still clutching the back of her head, and mumbling under her breath and eating toast. Erica looked in front of her and poured herself some pumpkin juice. The whole staff trying to take in what just happened, while pomfry was trying to figure out If Erica critically injured Vicky. Dumbledore assured her, that the sausage was not that hard, in fact he had had some, and that it was tender.

Erica burst into laughter then the whole staff and Vicky looked at her and Vicky smiled and looked away while the staff was confused, Erica looked at Vicky and yelled "do you wannabe han-solo or Obi wan sir?" and Vicky started laughing and Erica got up and so did Vicky and they walked towards the bathroom laughing together laughing, leaving behind a very confused Great Hall.