The Real Xenosaga
Xenosga Sister: Wow, I haven't put anything up in a long time, anywho it's good to be back! This story is actually a bunch of funny short stories based on events from Xenosaga ep. I and II. I hope you all enjoy it and review!
In the case of Jr. and Sakura
Ok you all know how at the end of ep. II Jr. talks to Sakura and then chaos appears out of nowhere right? Well after painstaking research we can now tell you how it all really went down. This is the REAL story.
After defeating Albedo Jr. sat in darkness crying, then Sakura appeared to him saying something like, "Why are you crying?"
And then Jr. said something like, "L-leave me alone, I just tore away half my body with my own hands!" And yadda, yadda, yadda, we all know the rest!
Well Jr. must have been in a whole lotta shock not to notice that Sakura was suddenly like a foot taller that him, had brown skin, and Jr. must not have noticed the silver hair peaking out underneath Sakura's brown hair. And don't ask us how he didn't note Sakura's odd man-trying-to-sound-like-woman voice, but he thought it was her. So then Nephilem appears, and Jr. must have been spacing out or something caused he didn't seem to hear this...
"So was I convincing or what?" chaos smiled at her.
"Um...yeah...I guess...uh chaos, you can take off the dress and wig now..." Nephilem stared at him, creeped out no doubt.
"Really was I?" chaos was still trying to sound like a girl.
"Ok, yeah you were! Now stop talking like that it's creepy!" Nephilem took a few steps back, sweat dropping.
"Ha, I knew it!" chaos smiled, at this point Nephilem was about ready to have a heart attack from shock and just being creeped out.
"Ooooooooook, riiiiiiiiight, whatever, anywho, a tiny ripple has just been born and one day it will grow into large wave that will consume even them." She took a few more steps back, "Well, I'm leaving bye." Nephilem was about to leave...
"Hey wait we still have a few more lines." chaos stared at the peice of paper with everyone's lines written on it.
Nephilem floated up into the air, "Who cares! I'm not spending another second with you, weirdo!" And with that she vanished.
Yup, so that's how it all went down, of course Namco and Monolith didn't want you to see that and edited everything, but it's wonderful what some reasearch can find! Join us next time when we reveal what really happens in Wilhelm's office.
Xenosaga Sister: Ok that chapter sucked but whatever, the next one's should be better and if you have any ideas and how I could improve just tell me in your review. R & R please, thank you!