The Real Xenosaga
Xenosaga Sister: Ok here's chapter two!
In the case of Wilhelm and the Red Testement
You know we don't see much of Wilhelm do we? Have you ever wondered what the suave puppeteer does when we're not looking. Well though our wonderful research we can now tell you! This is the REAL story!
"A little to the left, no...back to the right. Ah-hah there you got it!" Wilhelm smiled at the Red Testement, who was holding a mirror.
Red Testement stared at his Master, even through his mask one could tell he as a bit freaked out, "Excuse me sir, but shouldn't we make sure everything is proceeding according to plan?"
Wilhelm smiled and shook his head, "Now, now, if we did that all day, then when would I have time to fix my springy hair?" Wilhelm pouted.
The Red Testement stared thinking: Ok this guy is freakin' nuts! "Uh...uh yeah, I guess you would have time to...fix...your...springy...hair...uh...yeah. But sir what if something should happen to thwart our plans?" He tried to reason with Wilhelm who was now spraying his hair with hairspray.
Wilhelm glared at the Testement, "So what if something happened! MY SPRINGY HAIR IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE FIRST PRIORITY!" 'Wilhelm's shouting mad the red-cloaked-man jump back.
"Of-of-of c-course s-sir." The red testement was trembling now, "Springy hair is always first."
Wilhelm smiled again, "Well, your hard work has payed off, my hair is as springy as it should be." And to show what he said was true Wilhelm grabbed his hair and stretched, then let go, his hair snapped back in to place instantly, "See, isn't that cool?"
The testement began to sweat drop, "Yeah...cool...heh-heh!" Although he was thinking: Note to self: Must find a new job! This guy is gonna drive me crazy!
When we discovered this it came as a big shock to us, as Wilhelm had never seemed like the type of person to worry about that stuff, we everyone has their secrets, and who knows what else we might find. Next time we'll tell you the REAL reason Kos-mos gunned Virgil down.
Xenosaga Sister: Hope this chapter was better than the last, anywho R & R please! Btw the idea for thischapter and the first onecame fromtwo fan comics I saw, I thought they were great! Anywho see ya!