The Real Xenosaga

Xenosaga Sister: Well here's chappiethree!

In the case of Shion, Kos-mos, and Virgil

Now we all remember back to when KOS-MOS gunned Virgil down, she said it was because he was in her line of fire, right? Well our research has once again discovered the shocking truth! This is the REAL story.

KOS-MOS walked on as she gunned down Gnosis after Gnosis as she did the whole time she was thinking: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, how ugly! He's so nasty! First he was a jerk and then he became a creepy addict, and now he's gone to being a creepy addicted jerk! I don't think I can stand much more of this.

This was about the time KOS-MOS had rescued Shion from the Gnosis and Virgil said when he first saw her (Kos-mos), "What the hell is that?"

As we all know KOS-MOS didn't say anything to him but our reasearch of her data logs shows that she was thinking: I'm an android, but atleast I'm not some messed up dude with a jacked up face! Great, not only is he a creepy addicted jerk but he's rude too! I outta kill him!

So as we know they ran all around the Woglinde until the reached the hanger with the Zohar. There, Shion was attacked by the Gnosis, and KOS-MOS turned around to fire.

Ugh! Will you move Virgil? Dammit get out of my line of fire! Huh? Ewwwwww, was that just dead skin coming off his face? GROSS! That's it if I have to see that one more time I'm gonna puke! As so KOS-MOS fired, and well...There chaffing face all taken care of...oh, better think of an excuse quick!

"KOS-MOS, do you realize what you've just done?" Shion asked her.

"At that time the Lutenient was in my line of fire."

Shion got angry as we all know, "That's no excuse! Why you'd shoot Virgil, with your kind of power you don't need to sacrifice anyone! Have you know concience?"

"Shion you forget I am merely a weapon, you of all people should be well aware of that fact. Furthermore the lifepod only accomidates two, I believe it is obvious who get's priority." Now here's the part you didn't see, KOS-MOS sighed, "No actually the reason is I couldn't stand to look at this messed up face anymore, and since he was already in position so I just shot him along the Gnosis."

Shion blinked, "Oh, well uh, his face IS pretty creepy...ok, well I guess that's too bad, heh-heh, ok let's move on!"

And so as you know the Gnosis got the Zohar, Shion, Allen, Cherenkov, and KOS-MOS all escaped, I guess the lesson is if you should ever meet KOS-MOS then make sure your skin is not chaffing. Wow poor Virgil though, well at least he's still alive! Well the next mystery we uncovered has to do with the Testements and a little incident with the compass of order.

Xenosaga Sister: Well that's it for this chap. Read and Review please, thank you!