The Real Xenosaga
Xenosaga Sister: Well chapter four is up!
In the case of the Testements
A constant enigma in the world of Xenosaga, the Testements. Who are these strange people, and to what significance do they hold? So serious, and loyal, bent on doing the jobs assigned ot them by Wilhelm, but they may not be as mature as they seem...
This is the REAL story.
"Well I'm leaving the four of you to watch the office while I'm away. I'll be back in a few hours." Wilhelm said as he headed out the door, "Remember, no one touches anything, or else! That goes double for you!" He glared pointing at the blue testement. He smiled and headed, "Ok then bye!"
After Wilhelm left the blue testement punched the ground, "Man, why's he always gotta point at me? I didn't do nothin'!"
The red testement shook his head, "...didn't do nothin'? Well then that would mean you DID do you something."
"Eh?" The blue testement stared clueless.
"Nevermind, you're stupid!" The red testement sighed.
"So like where is the Master going anyway?" The white and black testement emerged.
"Probally to get some more products for this springy hair." The red testement said sarcastically.
"Springy hair?" The other testements stared at the red one.
"Nothing..."
About half an hour later...
"Man, I'm bored! There's nothin' to do around this dump!"
At this point the red testement was starting to become annoyed with the blue testements whining, "Then find some way to entertain yourself!"
The blue testement walked off grumbling something about the red testement being a boring old hag, then he looked over at the compass of order, "Ooooh, so shiny! Must. Touch. Shiny. Thing!" And he wandered on over to the compass, and started poking it.
"Hey what are you doing you're not suppose to touch that!" The black testement scolded.
Virgil, the blue testement, glared at him, "So what are you now? My mom?"
"No! But the Master said--you know what, let's just watch a flashback." Voyager, the black testement, pulled out a remote and a larged screen descended from the ceiling. It fliped on and there was a close up of Wilhelm in slow motion saying...
"Nooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooone tooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuucheeeeeeeeeeeees aaaaaaaaaanyyyyyyyyyythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, ooooooor eeeeeeeelsssssssssssssse! Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat goooooooooooooeeeeeeeeesssssss dooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuubleeeeeeeeee foooooooooooor yooooouuuuu!"
Virgil waved him off, "Relax! What's the worse that could happen?"
The white testement stared, "Ummmm, Virgil? I don't think the compass is suppose to tip that way..." But before he could say anything else there was a grim moment of silence followed by a loud crashing sound, and the sound of shattering glass.
"You IDIOT!" The red testement screamed at the top of his lungs.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT! NOT MY FAULT!" Virgil tried to calm him down, but to no avail.
"See, see, I told you not to touch it! Nobody listens to me! A dog barks and everybody knows that little Timmy is stuck in the well, but I speak plain english and you ignore me!" Voyager complained.
"Vigil look what you did? Just imgine what'll happen when Master Wilhelm finds out about the compass, he'll be so sad!"
"SHUT UP ALBEDO!" Virgil snapped at the white testement. At that Albedo when off in a corner and started to cry.
"Don't take this out on him! It IS YOUR FAULT!" Voyager snapped back.
"So what! Who cares about the compass, what about me? Do you have any idea what he'll do to me once he see's this!" Virgil was starting to panic.
"Well then you better fix it!" The red testement was trying to regain his composuer.
"Well don't just stand there think genius boy!" Virgil snapped at the red testement.
"What why do I have to think of a way to fix it?" Kevin, the red testement, said in shock.
"Cause you're the smart one!" Virgil pointed out.
"Hmmmmmm...well...uhhhhh, I know! Super glue, and duck tape! These items are the solution to our problems." Kevin said with and ounce of happiness.
"Alright let's do this!" The testements picked up the shards of the compass and the broken peices and fixed up the compass in about an hour, lady luck would have it that Wilhelm wouldn't come back then. Finally it was done, the compass looked the same as before...if you ignored the glue and tape all over it! About a two hours later, Wilhelm returned.
"Well I'm back, I see everything is still in order." He went to his desk.
"Heh-heh-heh...um yeah everything is just as you left it...sir." Kevin said nervously.
It seemed that the testements would somehow get away with what had occured just a few hours earlier. Unfortunately their luck ran out, the was moment of silence followed by a crashing sound, and the sound of shattering. The compass had fallen apart.
"Everything is in order, aye?" Wilhelm looked at them with a sort of evil smile, his voice was calm but you could tell he was angry. He got out of his seat approached the testements, and...
We have no details as to what occured after that all we know for sure is that the testements were checked into the hospital, and remained there for several weeks. Who knows what other mysterious things we will find, but join us next time when we reveal parts of the meeting between Wilhelm and the Testements at the end of ep. II that were not seen.
Xenosaga Sister: Whooie! That was a long chap, hope you liked it! Read and Review please, thank you!