Hello, I'm back. Thank you to my one reviewer. I love you lots! Only not really because that would be weird. Anyway, I don't own Digimon, the game Clue, Bon Jovi, the song Love Stinks, and anything else that I don't own. So I own nothing, did you get that? Okay now that we all understand let us continue with the story.

I went off to go find Davis and TK after my little meeting with Izzy. The two super heroes were at a pawn shop pawning a ring that they more then likely stole. After they were done in there they started there mission. From behind a mailbox I saw and heard everything. They were arguing with each other about the whereabouts of Matt.

"He's your brother you should know these things." Davis said.

"I don't know where he is. Last I heard he was in a band. Maybe he's on tour with them."

"That was when we were in school, TA."

"My name isn't TA, jerk face, it's TK."

"That's not what your name tag says."

"That's because you made the name tag and you don't know my name."

"I didn't make you a name tag."

"Yes you did! You made one for yourself too. You said you didn't want to forget your name."

"Well some evil dude could come and bang you on the head with a candlestick!"

"Like that's ever going to happen."

"It could!"

"Yeah, in the conservatory by Mr. Green."

"I hate that guy."

"Dai he's a board game character."

"He is not I saw him."

"And I saw the boogie man."

"Really?"

"Yeah, he was getting his hair done at my brother's hair salon."

"Why did you go to a hair salon?"

"Haven't you ever noticed my perfect hair?"

"No, you're always wearing a hat."

"I like my hat."

"What are we supposed to be doing?" Daisuke said. I truly believe that Sora is doomed with these to as the heroes. Anyway, back to the conversation.

"I think we're supposed to go find Matt." The ever so "clever" sidekick said.

"At his hair salon?"

"Yeah, and maybe when we're there we can get our hair done. You would look so cute with highlights Davis."

"You think so?"

"Yeah."

After I recovered from their insane conversation I made my way to the hair salon. It was a rectangular building at the edge of town and evil surrounded it. Well, if you think the color pink, roses, bunnies and rainbows are evil anyway. It was the strangest thing I have ever seen in my entire life really. There was also a hole in the shape of someone's hair above the door and Myotismon was peeking his head out of it.

Once he saw the two bozos making their way to the salon he quickly disappeared. He probably went to go warn Matt. I then watched as TK attempted to pull the door open. He was pulling, and pulling, and pulling some more until the door opened from inside and Matt stood in the doorway pointing to the sign on the door that said push.

"I tell you every time you come here that it's a push door. See it says push right here. Can't you read? And I thought I told you not to come here dressed like that. You're so embarrassing." Matt said.

"We're here on business." Davis said.

Matt hesitated for a second before letting the two losers into the salon. I was left outside with the many disgusting rabbits. I quickly put on a fake mustache before I too entered the salon. As Mimi was showing me into a chair Myotismon's son was hard at work on TK's hair.

"Did Izzy send you here?" Matt asked his brother.

"Somebody did. Whoever it was probably has magical powers because we couldn't see him at all." Davis said as he looked at a hair magazine.

"Were you sent here to get Sora?" Matt said.

"Yeah that was probably it." Takeru said.

"Well you can't have her! She loves me not that idiot Taichi." Matt yelled.

"Sorry, we didn't know. We'll tell Izzy about it when our hair is done." TK said.

"Hey Matt are you going to finish my hair? I have a duel against Kaiba in an hour." Some guy with triangular hair said from the corner of the room.

"Sorry Yugi."

Matt went back to his work as Myotismon showed Davis to his seat. I listened closely to what Davis wanted done with his hair before I was distracted by a man walking in. The man was dressed in a red shirt and looked very familiar somehow. He quickly put up a missing poster for a hat and left the salon. The hat looked very familiar too. Where have I seen it before?

Before I could figure out where I've seen that hat before Mimi began to do weird things to my hair. I forgot about the hat for now and focused on listening to Davis and TK's conversation.

"I have a date with Kari tomorrow so I want to look my best." Davis said.

"You don't have a date with Kari." Takeru said.

"I would if it wasn't for that stupid American kid. Who does he think he is stealing my woman like that? The nerve of him." Davis said.

"Davis, she never was your woman and never will be your woman. It's like Matt and Sora. Matt wants Sora, but Sora only has eyes for Tai." TK said.

"And Tai wants somebody else?" Davis said.

"No."

"That's what the song told me!"

"What song?"

"That one song. The one that goes 'you love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else, you just can't win. And so it goes until the day you die. . ."

"That's enough Davis." Myotismon said.

"But I want to sing!"

"I'll kill you if you sing anymore." Myotismon said.

Davis then began to hum the tune to the song. I heard a scream and saw Myotismon standing over Davis with a candlestick. Then I witnessed TK reach over and steal Davis's name tag from his shirt and stick it on his own. After this Myotismon took the body of Davis and dragged it into the back room.

"You didn't kill him did you? I just got back from court you know." Matt said.

"He's just unconscious." Myotismon said.

"I think we need a doctor." Matt said.

Someone tried to get in the door at that moment, but was obviously pulling instead of pushing. So I did what anyone would do and opened the door for the poor idiotic person.

"Did somebody call for a doctor?" We all shook are heads at the ridiculous person that was Joe.

"Hey Joe." Matt said.

"I'm a doctor!"

"We know Joe." Matt said.

"Does somebody need my assistance?"

"Yeah Davis was hit over the head with a candlestick." Myotismon said.

"Dangerous business, that super hero stuff is. Did anyone see who did it?"

"It wasn't me." Myotismon said as he hid the candlestick behind his back.

"Maybe it was Mrs. White."

Joe began to do doctor things to Davis, he then woke up and hit his head on a sign. He yelled out in pain before falling unconscious again.

"Isn't that interesting. Don't worry I got him. We have to go save people now. Bon Jovi is having a concert and I have to go steal the batteries in his microphone." TK said.

"How is that saving people?" Matt said.

"Have you ever heard the guy sing?"

"I like Bon Jovi."

TK grabbed hold of Daisuke's legs and dragged him out the door. I was about to get up and follow them when a hand stopped me. The hand belonged to no other then Matt, the evil Dr. Haircut. He wanted his payment for my haircut. I dug through my pockets searching for my wallet, but it was no where to be found. Matt understood and told me if I helped him out with a few things I would be able to go. What a nice guy, or so I thought.

What evil does the notorious Dr. Haircut have in store for our dear Willis? Will he ever make it out alive? Of course he will silly, he's the main character. Please review, it will make me oh so happy.