Oh man, school sucks. Not only is it incredibly boring but it distracts me from the more important things in life. Actually I think school is the most important thing right now and that's why I haven't been updating my stories. I said in my last chapter that it could possibly finish in one chapter. I have decided to type two more chapters, counting this one. It's just because there's still a lot to go. So on with the story with the characters that I don't own.
Reminder: Willis lost the spandex duo and is now in search for them so he can continue his "mission"
Names and Stupid conversations.
Location: In the bushes.
I found the two spandex idiots in some small café. They were playing some weird card game that I was not familiar with. I moved closer to get a better view of things. I heard things like 'Blue Eyes' and 'Purple Magic Man'. Then they began to have a somewhat normal conversation.
"That's not his name Davis." Takeru said.
"I don't care what his name is TY, this is a dumb game! I quit!" Davis said as he threw his cards at Takeru.
"You can't quit like that! You have to put your hand. . ."
"I don't have to put my hand anywhere, TL."
Takeru, however, wasn't paying attention to his friend anymore. Instead he was busy trying to steal Davis's goggles from atop the boys head. Though Davis is a stupid fellow he wasn't that stupid not to notice what Takeru was doing. He quickly slapped the boys hand away and glared at him.
"I just want to see them Daisuke. They are so very pretty. I just wanted to hold them in my hand." Takeru said.
"No, you were trying to steal them! You wanted them so you could be leader. . ." Davis glanced over at Takeru's name tag. "Davis TA! What kind of name is that? The TA is fine, but Davis? What were your parents on when they named you? That's a stupid name."
"Dai, please let me hold your goggles! I'll let you have Ken."
"What makes you think I want Ken?"
"He's very fun to play with."
"If I think to much into that I get dirty thoughts." Davis said.
"Well, I didn't mean anything dirty about it. It's just fun to toy with his emotions. Or whatever I do to him. I make him cry."
"That's Ken for you. He's very emotional now that he doesn't have his whip and he's married to the devil."
"True."
"One time he offered to sell me one of his kids. It was pretty cool. I almost got a kid for twenty cents, but then that devil woman came home." Davis said.
"Well he does have about twenty kids. I'd want to get rid of a few myself."
"Someday when Kari and I get married we'll have twenty kids."
"Kari's mine you moron!" I said as I popped out of the bushes.
"Ah! A man just popped out of the bushes and tried to kill me!" Davis said.
"I did not." I said.
"Then what were you doing popping out of the bushes like that? Didn't you know that only scary people with axes are aloud to hide in bushes. It's so they can surprise and attack the person they're going to kill. It's genius, who would ever think to look in the bushes?"
"Shut up Dai, your an idiot. Hello Wallace!" Takeru said.
"That is not my name!"
"Yeah it is. Isn't it?" Takeru said.
"I don't know anymore."
"So you don't know your name, huh? Well just answer us this one question, why have you been stocking us?" Takeru said.
"I haven't been stocking you. I've been stalking you. Your such a moron."
"How do you know which one I was talking about?"
"Because you're a moron."
"Who sent you? Was it Yamato?" Takeru asked.
"Who's that?"
"Matt, you know my brother. The other guy with blond hair."
"Oh. No, I was sent by Koushiro."
"Who's that?" Both Takeru and Davis asked.
"Izzy." They both still looked confused.
"The short guy with the laptop." I said.
"Short kid? You mean the creepy one that died?" Davis said.
"He didn't carry around a laptop." Takeru said.
"No, I think he carried around a light saber. Didn't he?" Davis said.
"You guys are morons! Izzy, your boss. The voice that you've been hearing. The guy who tells you where to go on you missions!" I said.
"I thought that was God! You mean this whole time I wasn't working for the big man himself?"
"No Dai, you weren't. Unless Izzy is really God." Takeru said.
"Anyway, how is your mission going?" I asked.
"What mission?" Davis said.
"You know the one where you have to save Sora from Yamato and return her to Taichi."
"Whoa, who's Yamato?" TK asked.
"You really are stupid aren't you? Yamato is your brother." I said.
"I say that we should decide on something to call people by and then leave it at that. I am. . ." Davis looks for his name tag. "I forgot my name!" He said.
"Your name is Davis." I said.
"No, his name is Davis. Look at his name tag." Davis said.
"Your Daisuke." Takeru said.
"That sounds good. I like it. Daisuke. I am Daisuke. Daisuke, Daisuke, Daisuke."
"Okay, we get that your name is Daisuke. Now shut up!" I yelled.
"Don't need to get mad. I know my name is better than yours. Willis."
"Yeah, anyway, he's Takeru."
"No, he's Davis! Can't you read you moron!" Daisuke yelled.
"I don't really like that name, Daisuke. I like Takeru. What do you think the last two letters are for?"
"Fine your Takeru. Your brother is Yamato and Tai is Tai." Daisuke said.
"Okay, then the boss man is Shiro, because it's way cooler then Koushiro and Izzy." Takeru said.
"And that creepy kid with the ugly haircut is Cody." Daisuke said.
"I think that pretty much covers everyone with double names." Takeru said.
"What about my beloved Hikari?" I said.
"Who's that?" Daisuke said.
"It's Kari you moron!" Takeru said.
"I knew that. I was just joking. I like them both. I can't decide." Daisuke said.
"Let's just call her Hikari Kari." Takeru said.
"I like it! Now, I have to go back to stalking you. Bye guys." I said.
I went back to my cozy bushes and watched as Takeru successfully tricked Daisuke into giving him his goggles. Once they were bored with their silly card game they began to throw the cards at each other. This resulted in them being kicked out of the café.
Picnicking at the beach with a moron.
Location: A trash can.
They ran out so fast that I lost them. I searched and searched and finally I found Takeru at the beach pretending to be a life guard. I don't know where Daisuke went off to, but I suppose Takeru probably murdered him.
Anyway, back to the moron at the beach. He was wearing Daisuke's super hero suit and goggles parading around like an idiot. After five minutes of pretending to drown (no one even bothered to rescue the idiot) he decided to get rid of everyone by telling them that pirates were coming. Surprisingly, everyone at the beach believed him.
These things shouldn't come as a surprise to me anymore. I should be used to the insanity. I should be ready for anything. I'm afraid, however, that I will never get used to this nonsense. It just doesn't make any sense. I truly believe that the digital world has screwed with their heads and now they're all mental. I'm so glad that I didn't go to the digital world.
"Cool, I got rid of everyone by telling them a ridiculous lie. People are so silly, aren't they Hook's hook?"
Great, now the lunatic is talking to a hook on his hand. This kid is the worst of them all. And now he's setting up a picnic. It looks like he's going to have a romantic date. I wonder who could be so important where he would set up candles, pour some glasses of . . .prune juice.
Okay, I can't take this anymore. I'm out of here.
Okay, I would be out of here only Hikari Kari has just shown up and I'm worried about her. What worries me more is now Takeru is dancing around with a wedding dress. What does this mean? Is Hikari Kari cheating on me with this moron?
"My darling, Hikari Kari, how are you?" Takeru said.
"Why is everyone calling me Hikari Kari?"
"Because it's your name silly. Some prune juice, my love."
"Did you steal this from Cody's Grandfather?"
"No, Takeru is a good boy. He doesn't steal."
"Takeru your such a moron!" Hikari Kari said.
"I love it when you get angry with me. Please accept this wedding dress and run away with me to Vegas where we can be married in a drive threw and then fly to Australia together." Takeru said.
"That wedding dress is Sora's and those tickets are Ken's and Miyako's! You're a thief Takeru!"
"So that would be a. . ." Takeru said.
"No, Takeru, I can't marry you. I'm in love with Willis."
YES! In your face Takeru, she loves me. Not you, but me. This is where I do my victory dance and start laughing hysterically.
"Is that trash can laughing at me?" Takeru said.
"Yes, because it knows your a loser."
"I am not. And I don't care if you don' t want to marry me. I'd look better in this dress anyway. I know, I'll marry myself and then I'll take these tickets and board the plane to Australia that left an hour ago!"
"Your such a moron!"
Hikari Kari then left the poor idiotic boy alone on the sandy beach. I kind of feel sorry for the guy. Wait, no I don't. He tried to get with my girlfriend he deserved to be rejected.
"We sure fooled her didn't we? She thinks that we actually want to marry her.(Evil Laugh) She only wishes." Takeru then pulled Hikari Kari's arm warmers out of his picnic basket. "We are so clever. So, so clever. Some may even say that we are an evil genius."
Evil genius isn't quit what I would call him. More like a nutcase. He's insane. He's sitting there talking to him self. Okay, talking to yourself is okay to do sometimes, but he's talking to himself like there's two of him.
"We shall make the prettiest costume for the ball. That we will. We'll be the prettiest girl there." Takeru said.
This is where I freak out and run for my life. Takeru just referred to himself as a girl. I hope that his brother hasn't gotten to him. He probably did. How else could one explain his insanity. Now I really do feel sorry for the guy.
Somehow I had run all the way to the lavender castle. And, somehow, Takeru had beaten me there. Worse yet he was wearing the wedding dress. Not only that, but Hikari Kari's arm warmers and Ken's old cape.
"Hey Willis! Have you come for Yamato's party. I love your costume, but don't you think that it will be a little hard to dance in a trash can?" Takeru asked.
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, you're in that trash can aren't you? How can you dance when the music comes on?"
"No, I don't mean. . ." I got out of the trash can that I was hiding in. "Why is Yamato having a party?"
"It's his birthday, so he decided to have a party. Better yet, he decided to have a costume party." Takeru said.
"Oh. Well, tell your brother happy birthday for me. I think I'm just going to turn in for the night. See you later then." I said.
"No, no, no, no, no, you're coming to this party Willis." Takeru then began to pull things out of his bag. "Can you hold this." He then handed me a lamp.
"These will look lovely in your hair." He said. He then put Hikari Kari's hair clips into my hair. "Let's see what else do I have? Some ties that I got from Tai's Ties, this blue shirt that resembles Tai's old one, but it's really mine. This hat that sort of looks like Sora's old one. And this Frosty the Snow Man hat from my last mission." Takeru said.
"You killed Frosty!" I yelled.
"That stupid snow man was asking for it. Anyway, you can wear this blue shirt with this suit jacket and put this tie on. Good, now Frosty's hat. There now your my groom, we're going to get married. Oh, I'm so happy Willis!"
I should have stayed in Colorado.
And that will be all for this chapter. The next will be the end. The greatest party of all time and the shocking conclusion.