A/N Alright, it's a weird one. 6th book is out, everyone do a happy dance! Now stop, because half the stuff on this list was pre-arrested. Language, don't like cursing, don't read the parenthesis (shitshitshitshitshit) And don't even think of telling me lists are against the rules. A) I'm not changing my style for anything b) real writers don't have that kind of junk c) etc. is NOTa list, nor shall I interpret it as one and D) a list is just as much effort in the way of writing as a story. If you've tried it, you'd know, and have a lot more consideration for people who at least try to keep in canon, hold characters, etc.

The Malfoy's maid was wandering around, cleaning up, etc. Now with Master Malfoy at school (the scum of a ne…never mind), there wasn't that much to do. Until she found the scrap of paper on the floor…

Wh (smudge) not to do (smudge) asked tobeMalfoy's maid

25. Agree, then get in that ugly little costume and run around beating him with the feather duster.

24. Tell him to take his feather duster and shove it! (Wait, he might enjoy that...)

23. Stare

22. Scream

21. Refuse

20. RUN!

19. After refusing, stay away from home and keep an eye out for glowing green things above your house

18. Say, "Gee, I already promised Snape I'd be his"

17. Giggle like an airhead and then scream NO!

16. Agree, and then break everything of value

15. Say "What happened to your house-elf? Oh, wait; you freed him, didn't you?"

14. Speaking of House-Elves, you won't behead me, will you?

13. Ask how much you'll get paid.

12. When you hear the number, scoff "That's insultingly low"

11. Put video cameras around the house to record every stupid and embarrassing thing he does

10. Always clean his room when he's asleep. Make sure you make the maximum amount of noise.

9. Spit in his food.

8. If he catches you, say it was for flavor

7. Snicker when you catch Voldemort having a secret meeting in Lucius bedroom with all the death eaters.

6. Report the incident to the Order.

5. Spill a dangerously large amount of superglue in his favorite chair, then refuse to help him get the cushion off of his butt

4. Give him an innocuous glance and blame it on Draco.

3. Plant some of Lord Voldemort's old school things in Draco's room, and laugh loudly as Draco gets shouted at for tampering with things not meant to be tampered with

2. Lock him outside and call all the Lucius/Snape shippers.

1. Put on the outfit, then, at his fanciest dinner party, flash the guests, and then say "Lucius told me to!"

The next dinner party could be quite fun…the maid began to day dream, when she was woken up out of her reverie, rather rudely, by Mr. Malfoy yelling at her. She quit on the spot, but was also reoffered the job with a nice pay raise (she knew a lot of things-and she was good at her job). Suddenly, that list was quite a possibility.

Now guys here's the deal. A lot of the chapters will be like this, but I want to know if you guys want a person (submit ideas, PLEASE!) want an old chappie, a story chappie, etc. It's up to you all! Please, don't shirk in your role as a reviewer. Get out what you put in. Or this falls into the archives.