How did I get myself into this? What will Hikari Kari say when she sees me like this? I shouldn't have come here at all. Not at all. Shiro said that it would help my career, but the only thing this is doing is driving me insane.
Takeru dragged me into the nicely decorated side of the castle and we were then greeted by Myotismon and his son, Meotimo.
"Looking good Myotismon! A vampire? Nice." Takeru said. "And Meotimo, baby, good to see you again. And what may I ask you are?"
"I am death. And you are?"
"I'm a bride and this is my honey. I'll see you guys later okay." Takeru said.
He pulled me into the living room where everyone else was. They were all dancing to the music and having a great time. After Takeru told me Meotimo was a freak and not to talk to him, he gave me Myotismon's mask. How does he do it? I didn't even notice him take it.
"Okay, now tell me, which goggles should I wear? Ken's or Dai's? Is that his name? I forgot already. So which ones?"
"Ken's."
"I was thinking the same thing!"
Takeru then dragged me over to Tai and Yamato to give Yamato his present. It really didn't surprise me that Tai was here. Not only is he an idiot, but they're all insane. It just doesn't make any sense. Yamato kidnapped his wife. He should be angry, but he's not.
"Whoa, Matt what happened to your hair?" Takeru said.
"I was going to come as Tai to my party, but someone must have switched the hair dye from brown to pink. Then I didn't have any time to dye it again. What are you supposed to be?"
"I'm a bride, can't you tell?"
"You're so weird Takeru. I disown you." Yamato said.
"You can't disown me!"
"I think I just did."
"Who's he?" Tai asked.
"Oh, him? He's my boyfriend. . .um. . .Hugo. Isn't he hot!" Takeru said.
"Help Me." I whimpered.
That's when Hikari Kari came up and hugged her brother. Her beauty is so. . .beautiful. I just can't describe it. I could stare at her for hours. I love her.
"Who's your friend Takeru?" She asked. I can't believe she doesn't recognize me! I'm just wearing a stupid mask!
"He's not my friend. He's my lover."
"I am not! That's disgusting Takeru!" I pushed him away from me and stormed off.
Yamato found me and led me into the basement. He said he had something important to talk to me about. I hope he wasn't going to kill me for some odd reason. Actually, I hope he did kill me. Then I wouldn't have to deal with this craziness any longer.
"What' s up with my brother?"
"I don't know! He's creeping me out though. He's so crazy and do you know what? I think he's the thief." I said.
"Well, tonight he will be stopped. I will put a stop to them all. You see it's all just a trap. Get all the enemies into one spot and then get rid of them all. First all do away with Spandex man and his pathetic excuse for a sidekick. Then I'll get rid of Shiro and lastly, Tai." Then he laughed all evil and stuff.
"What about everyone else?"
"They're just here for the party. You and Kari can leave after it and get married or whatever. Ken and that girl can also go. I think they're evil like me. That' s cool. And Cody is already dead so I don't have to worry about him."
Just then someone entered the room. It was Cody.
"I'm sorry to interrupt. Tai told me that the restroom was down here." He said.
"Oh yeah, so is the bathroom, powder room, washroom, shower room, and the lavatory." Yamato said.
Cody made his way down the hall to whichever one had the toilet in it. Yamato and I stared at the door in shock for awhile. Cody is supposed to be dead. We then heard a flush from the toilet and Cody came back out. He looked at us funny before returning upstairs.
"Isn't he supposed to be dead?" Yamato asked.
"Kill him first. He's creepy." I said.
"Are you joining the dark side?" Yamato asked.
"It's the only side that makes any sense. Sort of. Today, your brother joined a band, with your guitar I might add. He also decided that he was going to be a doctor and took all of Joe's patients. He used Mimi's scissors on them. It was disgusting. After that he somehow tricked Tai into giving him half of his money. He then had Peter Pan's shadow follow him around for about and hour. Also he kept talking to the hook on his left hand. Your brother is insane!" I said.
"I know, look he gave me Shiro's shoes for my birthday."
That's when we heard shouting from upstairs and decided to investigate. When we got upstairs we found Takeru standing on the coffee table pointing a stick at people and screaming like a maniac. What a loser.
"Nobody move or I'll hit you with my stick!" He yelled.
"Takeru you look like a moron get off the coffee table." Yamato said.
"No, I won't get off. I'm taking over this castle." He said.
I grabbed him by the cape and dragged him into a corner.
"What are you doing you moron?" I asked.
"I'm taking over the castle." He said.
"You said that already. Why are you taking over the castle? This is your brother's house."
"I thought you would want a nice place to live once we're married. I didn't think you wanted to live in Jun's basement with me and Daisuke." He said.
"WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED YOU IDIOT!"
The music then stopped and everyone stared at us. I was standing over Takeru with my fists raised and he was crammed in the corner about ready to cry. They probably thought I was an abusive boyfriend or something. But I'm not! I'm not his boyfriend and I'm not abusive!
"I thought you loved me!" Takeru yelled. He then began to cry uncontrollable.
"This is embarrassing. You're such a freak Takeru. Never talk to me again." I said.
"We were going to get married!"
"No we weren't! You're just a MORON and thought we were going to get married. I have a girlfriend Takeru!" I yelled.
Everyone gasped and Takeru slapped me in the face. Why am I even still here? This is dumb. These people are all idiots. Some guy wants me to marry him. My girlfriend is now slapping me in the face and screaming at me because I broke Takeru's heart. I'm having a bad day.
"Hikari! Stop hitting me! Why don't you people listen to me? Takeru and I were never together. How could we be if I'm going out with you Hikari?" I was slapped for this too.
"Willis?"
"Yes!" And slapped again.
"How dare you cheat on me!" She then ran away crying.
"I think I need a drink." I said.
"I know how you feel." Shiro said from the sofa.
I was in shock. Shiro was here in person. He was here in this very room, with all these people, sitting on the sofa. He was staring at a box of shoes looking totally confused. I sat next to him and we were soon joined by Yamato.
"Sorry about my brother Willis." He said.
"You don't need to apologize." I said.
"Are those my shoes?" Yamato asked Shiro.
"Are those my shoes?" Shiro asked Yamato. They both switched the boxes that they had.
"Why are we enemies Yamato?" Shiro said.
"I don't know. Maybe if we joined sides. . ."
"We'd be unstoppable." Shiro said.
The two stared at each other for a long time. And when I say long, I mean long. While they were staring at each other Daisuke successfully played Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the piano with his feet. My Hikari Kari found a new boyfriend, Meotimo. And Myotismon killed Cody and tried to hide his body in vase.
The staring contest was only interrupted when Takeru crashed through a wall with a bus. I wonder how long the staring would have went on if he didn't crash through that wall. Oh well, the world shall never know.
Anyway, Takeru came out of the bus and laughed. He then did this weird dance thing that no one should ever have to witness. It was just disturbing. The kid can't dance at all. Not that I'm a good dancer or anything, but at least I can dance better than that. What was he thinking?
"Sorry to crash your party! I am Lord Blondie and I will be the cause of your doom!" Takeru said.
"You stole my evil name!" Yamato yelled.
"I thought your name was Dr. Haircut?" I asked.
"That was a dumb name. I changed it a long time ago. Where have you been?" Yamato said.
"Shut up you fools! Now, your doom! Come my evil slaves!" Takeru said. And just like that we were surrounded by thousands of block men.
"And this was my plan! I was going to take control of the block men that protect Shiro's side of the castle. I was going to bring doom upon everyone. And then I was going to marry the woman I love!" Yamato yelled.
"You were to slow and now I will take your plans into action. All except for that last one. Well, I am going to marry someone, but he's not a woman. Unless you got a sex change without telling me Willis!"
He's such a moron. Why is he looking at me like that? What is he saying to those block men? Oh no, they are coming for me. Whatever am I going to do? Actually, I'm not scared. Well, I don't really want to marry him, but at least I know he's not going to kill me.
"Don't worry my love I won't hurt you." Takeru said.
"Why are you having this thing carry me off then?"
"It's for your protection, love."
Protection from what? Him?
For a while I didnt know what was going on because one of those big block things were taking me away to the bus, that crashed into the wall and made me scream like a little girl. Then when I could see, again everyone was running, around screaming. And then Takeru and Yamato got into this sword fight and it was so cool! I was like whoa and oh no, and stuff like that. It was ,pretty exciting. Not like a soccer game, though. Soccer is so much better. Oh, but, guess what, Takeru is so hot. He's even hotter when he's fighting for me. I wish he would just hurry up and kill all these people so we could hurry up and get married. I think I want Daisuke to be my best man, so I'll let Takeru spare him. He is my best friend after all. And then after I'm married to Takeru, the charming and ever so intelligent Daisuke can have Hikari Kari. He'll just have to push Miotimo into some sunlight or something, and, then presto Hikari Kari is mine. . .I mean his. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Sorry about that. I dropped my notebook when those freaks carried me off. Stupid Daisuke, he totally made me sound like a retard. And has he ever heard of grammar or paragraphs. He just put commas everywhere. What a loser.
Okay, Yamato and Takeru are sword fighting. Everyone else is standing around watching. Mimi is drooling over Yamato. Hey, a lot of people are drooling over Yamato. Miyako even had a puddle on the floor.
That's when Ken and her started fighting and everyone's attention was focused onto them.
"I can't believe your looking at other men like that!" Ken yelled.
"You were looking at them too!" Miyako yelled.
"I wasn't drooling over them."
"No, you were picturing them naked!" Miyako said.
"How did you know? I mean, no I wasn't." Miyako glared at Ken and he glared back.
"I . . .love you." Ken said.
"Okay!" Miyako said and pulled her husband into a big bear hug.
That's when it happened. First we all heard a horrible scream. Then we all turned to find a bald Yamato. Takeru had shaved his head when all the attention was on Ken and Miyako. And that was the downfall of Yamato.
Hahahahahahahahaha, Yamato is bald. Look at him. And I Daisuke once again have the notebook. Mwhahahahahahaha. Stupid Willis was in to two too. . .um . . .well, he was in shock and dropped this thing. Now I have it once again. Dude, I could make millions off this thing. Yeah, I could just say I wrote it. I'm a genius!
Anyway, back to the not so important people. Yamato was crying his eyes out about being bald. Teehee! He's bald. (Look Willis a second paragraph!) Takeru was over on the coffee table doing a victory dance. It's funny because I just polished that table and oh. . . there he goes. Haha, TA fell off the table. I saw his underpants! This is so funny. . .can't . . .breath.
Daisuke collapsed from laughing so hard. He will probably die. Let us hope so. I am Miotimo and I . . .will help you make your breathe minty fresh!
"Miotimo, get away from that notebook! I'll kill you!" My father said.
I hate my father with a passion. Does anyone else hate their father with a passion? A passion. He wants me to cut my hair and dye it blonde. I like the color black, it fits the darkness in my soul. He also suggests that I should shower more often. I shower two times a day what more could you ask for?
"Get away from my boyfriends notebook you creepy kid!" That is when I, Lord Blondie, saved the notebook from that creepy kid of death.
What is this thing anyway? Is it Willis's dairy? I wonder if he wrote how much he loves me in here? Hold on let me check . . .
. . . . . . . . . . Checking . . . . . . . . .
Teehee! I didn't actually check. I just wrote a bunch of dots. I lord Blondie have successfully done something. I don't know exactly what I have done or if it will achieve my goal of taking over the lavender castle, but I have done something. Lavender is such a pretty co
Sorry again! Stupid people messing with this notebook.
"Takeru get off of me. What do you want?" I asked.
"I want to finish my sentence. You can't just leave it like that."
"I can and I will."
"No, you can't."
"Shut up Takeru."
Anyway, Yamato was crying like a little girl and Mimi was trying to comfort him.
"My hair, my beautiful hair!" Yamato yelled for the billionth time.
"It's okay, it will grow back." Mimi said.
"But I'll have to be ugly until then!"
"You're not ugly Yamato. You're very handsome." Mimi said.
"I don't want to be handsome. You make me sound like a dork. Only moms call their sons handsome. I want to be hot!" Yamato yelled.
"Yamato, you look good. Would I lie to you?"
"No. Do you think Sora will like me now?" Yamato said.
"Well, you are controlling her. She wouldn't like you though if you weren't. She likes guys with. . .a lot of hair. I mean, just look at Tai!" Mimi yelled.
"Will you marry me then?"
"What?"
Yamato got down on one knee and proposed again, taking out a huge diamond ring. It was really sad. Not in the sad because it's so beautiful way, but sad in the he has no life way. Yamato is stupid now too. Well, Mimi said yes and everyone cheered or almost everyone.
"This wasn't supposed to happen! How am I supposed to propose to Willis when you already stole the spotlight? You're such a jerk Yamato. I hate you!" Takeru said.
"Shut up Takeru." Yamato said.
"No."
He then got down on one knee and proposed to me. After I said no, he started crying. I just rolled my eyes and walked away. There was a carriage waiting for me outside the castle that would bring me back to the hotel. Then I would pack my bags and leave this place for good. I would finally be rid of all the craziness.
Well, there's going to be one more chapter. I didn't realize it was so long. Please Review.