I hereby dedicate this particular chapter to Taurus 07. Thankies for all the ideas girl.
Meh, I don't come up with anything, you get the picture. In fact, I don't even own the idea, Taurus gave me it. (But the reasons are all mine. All mine!)
On with the show.
Snape was (grumpily) going about cleaning what mess the 1st years had left, when he noticed a piece of parchment on the ground (A/N well, I am sure by now, the /readers/ know where this is going.) Reading the title, he frowned.
25 things not to do when Snape gives you detention
What the hell was this? Some kind of 7th year help to the first years? Pish, the ideas, and gall these days. Nonetheless, his curiosity intrigued, he started to read
25. Tell him you will only do it after he washes his hair, the slimeball. Remember all those things he could make you do with a potion…
"Damn right" he thought,
24. Hand him shampoo to emphasize this "request"
23. Refuse blatently.
22. Ask him how "Old Voldie" is doing
21. Cower under your desk. Come on people think THIS WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE HIM.
20. When you get there, proceed to snog him with those fangirlish instincts. OH, Please, God knows what he would do!
19. Invite all your friends to watch you snog him.
18. In revenge, that lunch yell "SNAPE IS A DEATH EATER!"
17. Get up and start singing a random Hillary Duff song to get back at him (sorry to all you fans)
16. Go off in a huff muttering about how werewolves just don't kill enough people anymore.
15. Say "Prejudiced prick, just cause I ain't in Slytherin, and have anything resemblin okays grammer skill."
14. Blatantly refuse to go.
13. When he sends you to McGonagall, refuse blatantly some more
12. Ask if you can pet fluffy bunnies for detention.
11. When he gives you boiling sloth brains, refuse to even touch them.
10. While in detention ask for some Quidditch tips for Harry
9. Comment on how his detentions are so easy.
8. Comment on how he has no imagination when it comes to detention, and that you always have the same thing.
7. Challenge him to a potions making contest. Whose ever's is better gets to force the other into doing one thing. Come on People, he's the figgin Potions master!
6. Sing James' version of Just You Wait Henry Higgins (Shameless promotion of another one of my fics)
5. Ask him casually when the next meeting of the Order of the Phoenix is, in front of the Slytherins.
4. Give him a recording of your sister singing. (Mine stinks!)
3. Ask him to call Potter Potty! (I dunno. I am running out of ideas)
2. Ask him what his astrology sign is.
And the number 1 thing not to do? List all the ways he's similar to the Oogie Boogie Man (A/N From the Nightmare Before Christmas. If you haven't seen it, go now!)
What the heck was this? Although, he had to admit, it would be a bad idea to do any of these things. And with that, he proceeded to plot /this/ person's detention, for as soon as he found out who it was.
Now, review!