I should like to dedicate this chapter to Ayene. She wanted this chapter, and lent a lot of ideas to the making.

Disclaimer: Not Mine. Go figure.

"Hey Ron, what's that?" Hermione pointed to the scrap of paper on the ground.

"I dunno." Answered Ron. He picked it up. "Looks like some kind of list."

"It had better not be anything like mine."

"Oh, so that's why there was nothing in one piece after you read that piece of parchment you found yesterday."

Hermione holds back murdering Ron for the sake of reading the list. "Just read it."

So Ron did. The list went as follows:

25. Say that the red hair/freckle/pale skin combo clashes with your style
24. Make a comment on how there are so many weasleys, and maybe mom was a hyper reproductive rabbit.
23. Comment on his bad taste in animals, hence, the pathetic rat, Pig.
22. Ask how his rat turned out to be a homicidal maniac, and a pathetic one at that
21. Throw a spider in his face
20. Give him one of those cheap plastic rings that have spiders on them, you know, the ones that are 3 tickets at Chuck-e-cheese
19. Ask him where he intends to get the money for the ring

18. Ask him how you will pay for wedding

17. Start singing "I feel pretty"
16. Mention you thought it would work better with Hermy

15. And that you thought they were dating
14. Announce his proposal to the world and make him turn red

13. Then comment on his embarrassment and make him even redder
12. When he blushes, ask him if he really gets sunburn that quickly
11. Appear extremely fascinated with a random object and appear not to be listening
10. Have headphones on and when he's done, take them off and ask if he'd said anything important
9. Go ask Harry out to make him jealous. He's always jealous of Harry, and now this.
8. Ask him if the honeymoon would have to be at his house because anything else would be too costly
7. Ask him if he could sweep you off your feet with his extreme broom flying skills
6. Ask him if he plans on buying new robes for the wedding
5. Tell him no way if it means living in a house he built with his own magic
4. Mention that you've never been on a date.
3. Mention his lack of girlfriends
2. Ask about whatever happened to Fluer
And the number one thing not to do when Ronald Weasly asks you to marry him: Ask "if the wedding can be by Aragog's lair"

Ron stared at the paper in horror. "Who could be that cruel! Aragog's lair…" He shudders.

Hermione: What is with this person and me and you going out? I mean, they are obsessed with it.

Ron: still shuddering at the thought of Aragog's Lair

Hermione: What is Aragog's lair anyway.

Ron: You know acromantulas, right?

Hermione: Yes, they are giant spiders…

Ron: Exactly, and Aragog's the biggest, living in the Forbidden Forest.

Hermione: Ew. Sick mind. That person has a really sick mind.

R&R!