A/N Sorry it's been such a long time folks. Let's see if we can't hit 100 reviews this time round?

Harry was laying on his hospital bed in Saint Mungo's talking to the shrink besides his bed, when another nurse walked in and gave Harry a letter. She whispered to the shrink, "You might want to read this aloud, we've been doing that you know." The shrink nodded. And started to read to Harry.

What not to do when the Boy Who Lived tries to save you.

25. When he comes swooping down on his Hippogriff thing, yell at him "I CAN DO THIS YOU-OVERLY-OBSSESED-WITH-SAVING-THE-WORLD LOSER!"

24. Say something about how he should leave with you with "Voldie-woldie" because he's ever so much cooler

23. Stick a piece of parchment in his hands that says Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

22. Scold him, saying "tsk, tsk, what would Hermione think?"

21. Poke him with your wand, then laugh hysterically when he gives you this odd look.

20. When you are dangling high in the air and he is the only thing keeping you from falling to your death, tickle him under the arm

19. Hold Voldemort out in front of you and say "Take him! BUT DON'T TAKE ME! PLEASE!"

18. Throw something at him and run away screaming.

17. Dance around going "HARRY LIKES ME BEST! HARRYLIKES ME BEST!"

16. Kneel at his feet, kiss his shoes, and construct an alter for worshipping him.

15. Write a book about his holiness, and insist that h eis God and you are his messenger

14. Go, "Look, I've got the situation under control," right before you are blasted with one spell or another

13. Run up to him screaming "Oh, Harry, I knew you'd come for me!" and kiss him

12.Yell AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STALKER! HE'S COME TO GET ME! RAPE! OH SAVE ME VOLDEMORT!

11. Spray him with Mace. (Pepper Spray)

10. As soon as he dismounts from his hippogriff, steal it and fly away without him

9. Go "Like, Oh. My. God. IT'S HARRY POTTER!" And go all rabid fangirlish on him.

8. When he tries to help you get away, get all "Miss Congeniality" on him (stomach, instep, nose, groin)

7. While he's flying, poke through his bags, steal his "journal" and snicker at all the private thoughts in there.

6. When flying over treacherous waters hex his broom and watch him fall, laughing to yourself

5. Go "Hey look, a bird!" When he looks, push him off and take control of the 'get away vehicle'

4. Steal his wand and demand a ransom

3. Ask him to marry you on the spot.

2. Have an emotional breakdown and cling to him, begging him to not let Voldemort get you (thus hindering his walking and distracting him)

She never got to finish, because Harry had begun screaming and whimpering about how they'd never get him, NEVER!

Please review, PLEASE! I'm SO close to getting 100. It would make me very happy!