A/N: Thank You, first and foremost, to my reviewers. I love you all so much. New update for all! Dedication to the Werewolf Mage for the ideas. I hope you love this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Peter was groveling at his Master's feet, as usual. An owl, obviously disdainful, clawed his head after dropping off his message. Commanded by his master, he started reading the letter out loud.

25 ways to kill Peter Pettigrew. Like all in the Order (and most of the Death Eaters) want to.

25. Fry him alive. Then pour castor oil on him.

24. Sic a pack of rabid hippogriffs on him

23. Dangle him off the astronomy tower for three hours. Then cut him loose

22. Send off anonymous tips to Voldemort saying Peter's been stealing his wallet for years.

21. Show him his tombstone, then kill him with it.beat him to death

20. Set him loose in the middle of the Forbidden Forest and make him find his own way out

19. Whisper to the centaurs that he's there.

18. Give him to Sirius

17. Bottle him up (as a rat) Then, let him loose in a prominent restraunt and laugh as the cook bashes him with a frying pan

16. Feed him to Aragog

15. When Aragog refuses him because he's so disgusting, throw Peter into the center of the giant lake.

14. Watch as the Giant Squid drowns him

13. Point and laugh as Snape saves him, only to torture him.

12. Tell him all the cool people set themselves on fire.

11. Tell him even if he's not stupid enough too, you will.

10. Set him on fire.

9. Make him try out for Muggle football. We all know he'd never last...

8. Skin him as a rat and make him a muggle American football.

7. set him loose in the Ministry of Magic

6. Give him to the government for "expirements" involving radiation and it's direct effects on humans.

5. Transfigure him into a House Elf, behead him, and place his head on the wall

4. Transfigure him into a female house-elf and give it to Kreacher as a peace-offering.

3. Make him perpetually fall down the up escalator.

2. Send him on a quest to destroy Voldemort to pay back Harry for saving his life.

1. Feed him to Crookshanks.

Peter was fair shook up at the end, but there was a P.S. at the bottom.

P.S. Since you are such a pathetic little bastard, and I wish I could kill you, you get a bonus! Hang him and then, right before he dies, pull out his guts like they did in Tudor times.

Two months later:

The thought that someone wanted to kill him in so many ways had made Peter a little bit paranoid, often only responding to his master. Ah, well, so the author of the list would have to wait. They could do that.

A/N: So, who is this mystery list leaver? Any ideas? Review and tell me how much you liked or hated this chapter, but no flames, please?