A/N First off, thank Blooper Queen for even getting an update. I'm lazy and have huge testing going on this week, but she talked me into it. Secondly, dedications to her for helping, yada yada. To my reviewers: COOKIES FOR ALL! Thirdly, ideas are always welcome, and fourthly, Michael, I know I need help, but I'm quirple, what can I say? All us quirple kids need help. That's why we have a special class. : D Fifthly, I'd like to say, I'm taking ideas from me and Blooper Queens Story Marauders Generation 2, so please read and review it. :D Makes the plot bunnies happy you know.

Gen, or Professor Black as she was known at Hogwarts, was sitting at her desk grading the first year's papers. Alex and Matt had been watching her very closely lately, and in the margins of their papers, they always asked questions on how she was. She sighed, thinking about how she wished she could have seen Sirius with the hot coffee on him stunned at the news. Because of his immaturity, she just wished she could tease him about it. Thinking about teasing him, a list came sliding in from under the door, entitled:

25 things not to do when Sirius Black asks you out on a date

'This could be entertaining' she thought, and began to read.

25. Say, sorry Hun, but I already got a date with Sevvy.

24. Say, well, gee, Sirius, am I tonight's lucky pick?

23. Look for an escape hole. When you see it, dive into it and hide.

22. Start giggling insanely. When he asks whats wrong, point, laugh, and run off.

21. Poke him, hard, While he rubs where you poked him, run away.

20. Start bringing up past experiences, like the time he got you drunk at Mardi Gras

19. Tilt your head and give him an inquisitive look.

18. Say, I know not of this dating of which you speak

17. Laugh hysterically as he tries to explain it to you

16. Go on and on about Remus...

15. List all the things you hate about it, uh, him.

14. Cram this list down his throat

13. Go "Shut up, you dog."

12. Make barking sounds at him

11. Flip the bird (jk, jk) Throw eggs at him

10. Use the old excuse of having to wash your hair, one folicle at the time

9. Skip merrily around going "I got asked out by Sirius Black and am still going to say NO!"

8. Sigh and say, why me? WHY ME! then go into hysterical sobs.

7. Auction off the date to his rabid fanclub, then use the money to prank him into oblivion.

6. Ask him what time it is, over and over and over until he goes nuts

5. Say yes, then when he comes to pick you up ask "What the Hell you doing here?"

4. Say, oh, sure. After my date with Peter.

3. Then go, "Oh, wait, sorry, my date with James is after Peter's."

2. Add, "My date with Peter's after my date with Sevvy-Poo."

And the number one thing? Say, "Damn, my meeting with the Death Eaters is that night. Shall we reschedule?"

By the time she was finished, Gen was rolling on the floor, laughing her ass of, tearing from laughing so hard. She would have to find someway to employ this list the next time her husband asked her out.

Gen is an OC that I borrowed from Blooper Queen, who is married to Sirius in G2, for more information, go to her author page and read her stories.

R&R, and drop a couple ideas.