Disclaimer: What don't you get about this? I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!

I'll do reviewer responses at the bottom. But this author would personally like to thank Henrietta-black, the werewolves wand, BabyXtreame, and Ben's Little Mickey, for suggesting things for this chapter, and I liked them all, but came up dry for things for those lists, but BlooperQueen supplied this idea, and we got the most for it, so we stuck with it. I love you all for suggesting things though.

Umbridge was sitting in her bed at St. Mungo's, when a nurse, not her usual one, not Nancy, must be an apprentice, came in, carrying a letter. Umbridge never got mail. She never got visitors, except from Cornelius. So this was a special occasion. She opened the letter to a list.

25 things not to do in detention with Umbridge.

25. When your hand starts to bleed from that satanic quill scream "AHHHHHHHHHH! I'M BLEEDING! I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!"

24. Say "Gee, Professor, aren't you afraid I'll suck your blood?" and lick your lips

23. Say, I'm sure the forest is a fun place for detention...

22. Tell her where she can shove her disgusting kitten plates

21. And ask where she got such a...tastefull sweater. Maybe cupids like it.

20. Ask her how exactly a reigning Ministry offical got a quill that's obviously full of Dark Magic

19. Ask her how she ever even GOT a job at the Ministry

18. Ask her why she doesn't try a change in color every once and a while

17. Ask her why she looks like such a toad? Was her mom a frog or something?

16. Call her a half-breed

15. Then mention all those laws she put into effect concerning half-breeds.

14. Ask her what exactly she has against werewolves? They need love, too, ya know.

13. Instead of writing what you're supposed to, write "UMBRIDGE IS A TOAD!" Then say it's a tattoo whenever someone asks about it.

12. Threaten her with the centaurs

11. Ask her if she, in any way, shape, or form, is related to the Pillsbury Dough Boy

10. Ask her if she can demonstrate with the quill, because you don't quite understand the directions.

9. Call her a female Michael Jackson. I mean, we never heard of her giving GIRLS detention

8. Ask her what happens when you run out of blood. Can you possibly borrow hers?

7. Ask her how exactly did she get her job at the Ministry. Is there something going on the tabloids don't know about?

6. Tell her Slimfast has done wonders before...

5. Ask her what happened to her wand. It can't have been made THAT short. Both of them…

4. Walk in wearing an identical sweater to hers. Then comment on how it doesn't look much better on her.

3. Tell her she's got a present waiting for her in the Forbidden Forest

2. Warn her to not give detention to the firsties, they'll turn her in, or talk her ear off, whichever comes first.

1. Tell her YOU KNOW she's a Death Eater, then, sneak into her bedroom while she's asleep and tattoo the Dark Mark on her arm. Then turn her over to Mad-Eye.

Umbridge stared at the list for a second. Then she burst out wailing. The "nurse" "comforted" her, but inside, she was cackling.

TO: My lovely Reviewers

From: The Insane Girl who Calls Herself an Author.

Subject: Your Reviews./I need an idea for a Draco list.

I love them all. You make me feel wonderous.

Henrietta-black-Yes, I will use your idea, got any more? If you have any. I'm sorry, but I couldn't come up with a lot of ideas for your suggestion, but, if I ever have a brain surge, picking on Umbridge is fun, if you get my drift.

Sever-case-of-insanity- You mean Grawp? What about him? I'm sorry, but anything specific? You can't do to much with him because he doesn't really understand you yet.

Prophet Song-You really want that Draco chapter, huh? Anything specific in mind? It doesn't have to be marriage.

The werewolves wand-Thanks for suggesting something, I'm sorry I couldn't use it. Any ideas for a Draco one? I'm afraid Prophet Song may just attack me if I don't write it soon…

BabyXtreme-Thanks for the suggestion, sorry I didn't use it. 

Dannys-Ghostly-Girl- o.0 someone's enjoying this a little too much…

Blooper-Queen-Thanks for reviewing! And the idea…