I neverhave (probably never will) own the Teen Titans. Too bad.Please R&R!
Babysitting Troubles
Ch 1: What do you mean I have to get a job?
"YES!" shouted Raven, accidentally causing the Titans Tower living room windows to explode. TheTeenTitans stopped whatever they were doing to stare in utter confusion at Raven at the computer. Raven's eyes widened as she realized what she had done and she quickly regained composure: "Oops. I mean, the Metrion Grimoreis on sale for an affordable price and can be purchased outside of Azarath." Probably it can be purchased outside of Azarath because Azarath is now a burning wasteland.
Robin and Beast Boy walked over to get a closer look. At first glance the webpage she was on looked normal enough (sure it was a little dark but what did you expect?), just your average online store. When you started reading the different areas to shop in though...
"Dude!" said Beast Boy, reading the different areas to shop in, "Voodoo, Tarot, Divinity, Dark Arts- what typeof site is this!" He was more concerned how a site like this would aide her in annihilating him.
"Apparently, it's 'Sorcero's Magical Necessities'" Robin read.
"Well, I don't like the look of 'Sorcer's Magic Nities'!"
"Don't worry, I wouldn't waste the contents of such a perfect, wonderful book on a pinhead like you," Raven said (Beast Boy wondered if that was an insult for a brief second), "I need this book so badly."
"How much is it?" Robin asked.
"Five hundred dollars," replied Raven matter-of-factly.
"Raven, you suck at making jokes," Beast Boy told her.
"No you suck, and I wasn't joking."
"Five hundred... Raven, if you're going to buy this, you'll have to get a job," Robin bravely said. Disagree with Raven and you'll never get the chance to disagree with anyone again.
"What do you mean I have to get a job?" interrogated Raven giving Robin a look that would cause even Trigon to cower in fear.
"I mean it's ridiculously priced," he is definitely a fearless leader; "When Beast Boy wanted a Moped he got a job."
"I've never been used asa good example, ever!" said Beast Boy.
"Don't get used to it," Raven said walking off to her room. Beast Boy thought it looked like she might've been pouting.
"Why are all the dishes broken!" yelled Cyborg from the kitchen.
"Only Raven could get emotional over a dumb book." Beast Boy told himself/Robin/the other Titans.
"Guess what!" Raven said.
"NO!" yelled Cyborg, clearly upset that the windows he fixed were broken again.
"Raven, take my advice stay away from mirrors," Beast Boy told her in mock wisdom.
"What is it, friend Raven?"
"I've got a job babysitting tomorrow," said Raven.
"How much did they have to pay you?" (Beast Boy)
"They're paying me fifty dollars an hour for eight hours," Raven answered.
"Whoa. That's a lot of money," (Cyborg)
"Babysitting are you sure about this, Raven?" Robin asked.
"I'm sure. How hard can it be?"
"I'm sure. How hard can it be?"! Has this girl ever babysat! No, she hasn't. Oh. Not bad for my debeau FanFic. R&R! (Thanx in advance!)