A/N okay guys, if it seems like this is an angry fic, it is. I am about ready to kill AOL, because my friend has it, and she had one of my lists, because I was working on one with her, and THEY BLOODY DELETED IT! hyperventilates

Right, right, dedication: I would love to dedicate this chapter to Dannys-Ghostly-Girl. Thanks for all the ideas!

Draco was sitting back in his chair, lounging in Herbology, when a paper crane hit him in the back of the head.

And the author watched him, and thought, "Now who could have sent that?" She watched him open the paper, and laughed to herself at the stunned look on his face as he read the paper.

25 things not to do in a small enclosed space with Draco Malfoy (GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER MALFOY, YOU PERV!)

25. Pound on the door and begin SCREAMING bloody murder about how you are stuck in a closet with a pompous ass who is biased in an extreme way.

24. Take it as an opportunity to kill the little :mutters incohersivly:

23. When someone walks past and hears him expiring, and asks what happened, and who's in there yell. "NOTHING!"

22. Scream at him.

21. Ask him "Since you're so good at magic, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!"

20. When he asks you why you don't do it, reply "Because I'm too lazy."

19. Get as far away from him as possible, in the far corner preferably.

18. Get as close as you can and blow a raspberry in his face.

17. When he tries to make a move on you, give him a face-five.

16. Ask how much hair gel he puts in his hair.

15. When he tells you, smile evilly, then pull out a match.

14. Laugh maniacally when you see the look on his face as you bring the match uncomfortably close to his highly flammable hair.

13. Set his hair on fire then go "Hey look, a torch!"

12. Step on his toes and apologize. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU APOLOGIZE?

11. Attempt to mug him and see how many Galleons are in his pockets

10. Knock him on the head with a broom, assuming you're in a broom closet.

9. Ask him how Voldemort is, and if the rumours are true, and the Dark DOES have doughnuts.

8. Start debating whether or not Mudbloods should be allowed in the school. You'd be there forever, because /I/ know that Draco is a conniving little /thing/ and will never change. If he does, I shall be terribly disappointed.

7. Follow proper courtroom procedures while debating, he'll a) have no clue what you're doing, and b) will think you're a loony. And while /I/ know you're a loony, and /YOU/ know you're a loony, he doesn't.

6. Poke him incessantly with your wand. (The wood one, you pervert.)

5. When he asks you to stop, give him this innocent look, and go, "Stop what? I wasn't doing anything, you must be insane."

4. Steal his hairspray from his back pocket, then bewitch it, and make him jump for it.

3. Imagine Draco without his hairspray, then run around screaming about mental pictures.

2. Threaten to tell the whole school about his extreme need for hairspray/gel.

Number one thing? Run around the tiny space screaming "Save me Draky-poo! SAVE ME!"

"Mr. Malfoy? MR. MALFOY!" Professor Sprout yelled his name in his ear, and he came out of his little reverie. "What is it on that paper that you can not even pay attention, hm?" With that, she took the paper and read it out loud, much to the embarrassment of Draco.

Now, let's all laugh at Draco, and review while doing so! Tally-ho! Until next time! MWHAHAHAHAHA!