MK25:Welcome back, and prepare for another weird prank call, starring Kouichi!
Grady:What's in store for us this time?
MK25:Well, (MK whispers something in Grady's ear)
Grady:Are you serious! I can't believe you're dragging in-
MK25:SHUT UP!
Grady:Well, the disclaimer for this chapter says..

Disclaimer:Digimon, crank yankers, fox news, and ebaumsworld are not mine.

Grady:...that!
MK25:now, on to the laughs.

Chapter 2:"How do you like the smell?"

Kouichi was getting ready for his turn of prank calling. By this, I mean he was going to and finding a soundboard, but he also demanded that everyone lefted the room.
Kouichi dialed a number that he found in the phone book and it started to ring.

A man that sounded like he was in his late thirties answered. "Hello? Fox news" the man said.
Kouichi, with near inhuman speed, clicked one of the phrases on the soundboard "Hello?"
"Hi." The man replied.
Kouichi, again, with lightning speed clicked a phrase "How do you like the smell, is it good
"What?"
"Does it smell good enough for you in there?"
"Yeah, it smells fine in here. Who do you want?"
"Jack the ripper."
"He doesn't work here, jackass. who is this?"
"Michael Jackson"

(with the others)

they barely could make out what Kouichi was saying and braced themselves for laughing. They could barely make out "Machael Jackson" and nearly fell off the stairs, which was very close by.

(Back to Kouichi)

The man started right where we left of after being speechless for a few seconds. "Right, Michael Jackson. And I'm the Pope""It's Michael Jackson."
"Whatever, Michael. What are you calling about?"
"I see the face of god! I see god!"
"Alright, Bitch. Why are you calling here?"
"I can't believe you've never heard of me! I'm a very popular enterainer. When I was your age I had 6 gold records!"
"Yeah, I'm sure you did, idiot. So, should I just hang up on you, or get to the end of this phone call?"
"Well, how about this?" The soundboard then started to sing the chorus to the song "Billy Jean".
"Why the hell are you calling us, we're just a news channel, and this is the assignment desk. So, who do you want?"
"Can I stay with you tonight?"
"The hell...hell no!"
"What's wrong with sharing your bed? I can't sleep at night."
"There are very many reasons why. One, I don't know you. Two, you're a child molester. Shall I continue?"
"That I'm not! It's people with a dirty mind that think that."
"Oh. Well then, what do you call it?"
"My mind doesn't work that way. Just because it's in print dosen't mean it's gossip. I'm not going to do anything sexual to a child."
"Whatever! your a child raper and you know it. I'll never let your ass in my house."
"I, um...hmmmm."
"See, my frickin' point exactly, you dirty motherfucking pedophile."
"A pedophile? That I'm not! you'd be amazed how often I hear that. No, that's wrong!"
"Well, so is sleeping with children,sicko! why do you sleep with them?"
"When I see children, I see the clean sex. That's why I love them so much. I am going to do anything sexual to a child, In a pure, loving, fun way. Give 'em hot milk, cookies, handcuffs, elephants and giraffes and crocodiles and tigers and lions, Peter pan, bumper-to-bumper, I could do something like that."
"Yeah, you filthy pedophile. go call a day-care center or something rather than us. Shit!"
"No, I'm afraid not."
"Well, what's the reason raping was found at your little neverland rape house?"
"I'm not aloud to talk about it."
"That's all to typical of an excuse."
"My children sleep with other people all the time. That's how we were raised!"
"Well, you ain't sleeping with my kids, so fuck off."
"One time, I asked to use the restroom, and it stuck so bad! there was doo-doo and feces thrown all over the walls. I was outraged!"
"Listen, I'll make it real simple. keep calling me, and I'll call the cops. Come down here, I'll rip your boys off if you have any left and shove them down your throat, hows that?"
"I would never hurt a child. I've helped, many, many, many children, thousands of kids, Sick children, busloads of kids!"
"Oh, so having sex with little kids is what you call 'helping them'?"
"For sex! they enjoy it. that's what I see. I would slit my wrist first, I love them so much!"
"Your an idiot. quit calling me, jackass."

The man on the other line hung up and Kouichi hung up shortly after and everyone came back in. when everyone was in, everyone started to laugh till they cried.

"Kouichi," Zoe started, still chuckling. "I can't believe you went there."
"I know, Zoe!" Tommy said. "I may not have understood it all, but it still was funny."
Koji managed to regain himself enough to say "Don't ever tell anyone about the stuff we did today, okay Tommy?"
"You bet!"
Then, Zoe, J.P., Takuya shot a glance at each other and then the phone. They all made a mad dive for it and Zoe ended up victorious. "Yay! My turn!"

Grady:And so ends this chapter. MK, I can not believe that you brought Micheal Jackson into this.
MK25:I know that there are Micheal Jackson fans out there-
Grady:and you know who you are.
MK25:But, this was just a joke. and I know you people can take a joke if-
Grady:Don't say it! just listen to the music and shut up.
MK25:Yay! FF6 battle!
Grady:For those who don't speak gamer, he said "Final fantasy 3 battle music" and we will get back with another chapter soon, I hope.
MK25:'Cause school starts in 3 or 4 days!